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Guka and soaps
Swenani
#1 Posted : Sunday, October 18, 2015 11:11:13 AM
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Guka see what you have done! you should reduce the number ofbar soaps you use per day,maybe the prices will come down

GOK to buy one bar soap at KES 37,500
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
XSK
#2 Posted : Sunday, October 18, 2015 11:12:45 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Guka see what you have done! you should reduce the number ofbar soaps you use per day,maybe the prices will come down

GOK to buy one bar soap at KES 37,500


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#3 Posted : Sunday, October 18, 2015 6:09:15 PM
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Shameless thieves. God is watching you.
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AlphDoti
#4 Posted : Sunday, October 18, 2015 10:47:04 PM
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We really have a big problem. Money being stolen left, right and center. They have stolen until they are shameless to steal. And they think people are stupid... but wait we may be stupid as we will return them back to power.

And you'll see people here who have degrees will bring arguments like "others have stolen more, what is the problem?". If intellectuals talk like this, you wonder what of the illiterate.

We are messed up!!!
kysse
#5 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 2:00:31 AM
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This is going to be the most expensive elnino on earth.
Taking advantage of a looming calamity to loot shamelessly,it stinks to high heavens.

EL NINO PADS

So this el-nino news has brought a sudden awareness on the importance of sanitary pads to a poor girl child? and at a cost of kes 6000/pack.
woooi!Pray are they Gucci branded recyclable pads with alarm,clock and are they self cleaning? Will they be worn in or out? Are they Elnino proof?
I really really want to see how these 6k GOK pads look like.

next? Elnino boots at 100k each? We are Doomed!

obiero
#6 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 7:37:46 AM
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If only Raila was president..

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Swenani
#7 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 9:11:10 AM
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kysse wrote:
This is going to be the most expensive elnino on earth.
Taking advantage of a looming calamity to loot shamelessly,it stinks to high heavens.

EL NINO PADS

So this el-nino news has brought a sudden awareness on the importance of sanitary pads to a poor girl child? and at a cost of kes 6000/pack.
woooi!Pray are they Gucci branded recyclable pads with alarm,clock and are they self cleaning? Will they be worn in or out? Are they Elnino proof?
I really really want to see how these 6k GOK pads look like.

next? Elnino boots at 100k each? We are Doomed!



Those pads better have a dick!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
alma1
#8 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 9:11:45 AM
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I didn't think in my life I would see a government so hell bent on miusing public funds like this ones.

Even Moi would have been ashamed of these people.

And I mean all of them, Jubilee and Cord. I'm sure someone from cord also got the branding rights for the pads.

What is wrong with the gov't? Do we even have a leader up there who knows what's going on?
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

Impunity
#9 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 9:36:19 AM
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alma1 wrote:
I didn't think in my life I would see a government so hell bent on miusing public funds like this ones.

Even Moi would have been ashamed of these people.

And I mean all of them, Jubilee and Cord. I'm sure someone from cord also got the branding rights for the pads.

What is wrong with the gov't? Do we even have a leader up there who knows what's going on?


Uhuru was not interested in the presidency from day 1, its the mafiosas who are running the country.

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PeterReborn
#10 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 9:46:02 AM
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alma1 wrote:
I didn't think in my life I would see a government so hell bent on miusing public funds like this ones.

Even Moi would have been ashamed of these people.

And I mean all of them, Jubilee and Cord. I'm sure someone from cord also got the branding rights for the pads.

What is wrong with the gov't? Do we even have a leader up there who knows what's going on?

It's a shame what is going on in this country.The blatant theft is worrying.Kenya needs a new breed of leaders to replace these JAPanese and Makodofia.
Consistency is better than intensity
Intelligentsia
#11 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 10:04:43 AM
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tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?
PeterReborn
#12 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 10:07:33 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?

juu ya gukasmile
Consistency is better than intensity
McReggae
#13 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 10:09:53 AM
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@alma, achana na CORD!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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#14 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 10:46:06 AM
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kysse wrote:
This is going to be the most expensive elnino on earth.
Taking advantage of a looming calamity to loot shamelessly,it stinks to high heavens.

EL NINO PADS

So this el-nino news has brought a sudden awareness on the importance of sanitary pads to a poor girl child? and at a cost of kes 6000/pack.
woooi!Pray are they Gucci branded recyclable pads with alarm,clock and are they self cleaning? Will they be worn in or out? Are they Elnino proof?
I really really want to see how these 6k GOK pads look like.

next? Elnino boots at 100k each? We are Doomed!



Hi @kiss. missed you. smile hii elnino ikikupatia baridi let me know we approach the government for you know whatDrool
maka
#15 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 11:05:53 AM
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Very good...let them steal properly...maybe voters will learn.
possunt quia posse videntur
Njung'e
#16 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 11:22:26 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Nyinyi vijana!. Jinga nyinyi.

Anyway, Intelli doesn't want to believe that crap. What bar soap costs 37 bob?Sad .Where?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
masukuma
#17 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 11:39:03 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Nyinyi vijana!. Jinga nyinyi.

Anyway, Intelli doesn't want to believe that crap. What bar soap costs 37 bob?Sad .Where?

Now since you are the subject matter expert - Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kila barsoap ikikwa kwatwa tu vipande vipande using those tu lines... zinatoka ngapi?
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Impunity
#18 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 11:48:28 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Nyinyi vijana!. Jinga nyinyi.

Anyway, Intelli doesn't want to believe that crap. What bar soap costs 37 bob?Sad .Where?

Now since you are the subject matter expert - Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kila barsoap ikikwa kwatwa tu vipande vipande using those tu lines... zinatoka ngapi?


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washiku
#19 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 1:24:11 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Nyinyi vijana!. Jinga nyinyi.

Anyway, Intelli doesn't want to believe that crap. What bar soap costs 37 bob?Sad .Where?

Now since you are the subject matter expert - Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kila barsoap ikikwa kwatwa tu vipande vipande using those tu lines... zinatoka ngapi?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


But surely, I have officially given up.
Impunity
#20 Posted : Monday, October 19, 2015 1:28:47 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
Location: Masada
washiku wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
tafakari hii C&P:

The number of soaps was in 'ooo
So 1,ooo in the budget line is actually 1 million soaps.
So 37.5m means 37.5 shs per soap
Why would the government buy 1ooo soaps?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Nyinyi vijana!. Jinga nyinyi.

Anyway, Intelli doesn't want to believe that crap. What bar soap costs 37 bob?Sad .Where?

Now since you are the subject matter expert - Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Kila barsoap ikikwa kwatwa tu vipande vipande using those tu lines... zinatoka ngapi?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


But surely, I have officially given up.


Hii soap @guka hutumia ni ile mitee ya Jamaa ama Menengai ama the now extinct Toyo?
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