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Lolest!		#2851 Posted : Sunday, September 13, 2015 10:26:46 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		magic huru wrote: A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked infront of a house. He said "Wow the owner of this car is very dumb... simple 4×4 he cannot solve???" ...he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16. The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new. The mad man did it again. The owner was so angry by this time that when he finished spraying, he ordered them to write 4X4=16. This time, the mad man came around, looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and marked it.✅
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Swenani		#2852 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2015 10:21:13 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		Lolest! wrote: magic huru wrote: A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked infront of a house. He said "Wow the owner of this car is very dumb... simple 4×4 he cannot solve???" ...he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16. The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new. The mad man did it again. The owner was so angry by this time that when he finished spraying, he ordered them to write 4X4=16. This time, the mad man came around, looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and marked it.✅ If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Othelo		#2853 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2015 10:28:51 AM
Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528		Swenani wrote: Lolest! wrote: magic huru wrote: A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked infront of a house. He said "Wow the owner of this car is very dumb... simple 4×4 he cannot solve???" ...he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16. The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new. The mad man did it again. The owner was so angry by this time that when he finished spraying, he ordered them to write 4X4=16. This time, the mad man came around, looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and marked it.✅ Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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washiku		#2854 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2015 5:15:37 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Lolest! wrote: magic huru wrote: A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked infront of a house. He said "Wow the owner of this car is very dumb... simple 4×4 he cannot solve???" ...he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16. The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new. The mad man did it again. The owner was so angry by this time that when he finished spraying, he ordered them to write 4X4=16. This time, the mad man came around, looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and marked it.✅ A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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¿		#2855 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2015 5:26:40 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/4/2015 Posts: 604		washiku wrote: Lolest! wrote: magic huru wrote: A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car parked infront of a house. He said "Wow the owner of this car is very dumb... simple 4×4 he cannot solve???" ...he then took a stone and wrote on the car =16. The owner of the car got so angry and went ahead to spray the car new. The mad man did it again. The owner was so angry by this time that when he finished spraying, he ordered them to write 4X4=16. This time, the mad man came around, looked at the car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a stone and marked it.✅
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washiku		#2856 Posted : Tuesday, September 15, 2015 5:27:28 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2857 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2015 12:42:56 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		KSCE 2015 LEAKAGE. Q1. Name six features of Bungoma wheelbarow. (12 mks) Q2. Differentiate between Mugo wa Wairimu and Mugomo wa walimu. (4mks) Q3. Calculate the cost of constructing gates in Nyamira County if the construction of one gate costs sh. 7 Million. V.A.T=1Million Q4. Describe how the importation of cheap sugar would lead to decline of demand of Brookside milk. Q5. Explain how 'Maendeleo Chap Chap' would lead to shadding tears. Q6. When Obama was coming to Kenya on July, Kidero planted Genetically Modified Grass (GMG) in Nairobi City. Calculate the probability that Kidero will plant Crosses in Nairobi city when Pope Francis visits Kenya (20mks). Q7. If stopping Kenya Airways flights to west Africa due to Ebola out break can lead to a loss of 20Billion. Calculate the Profit that Kenya Airways would get if flights to Somali are scheduled. (Government grant to K.Q =4Billion) (15mks) Q8. Compare and Contrast Mollis and Mugo wa Wairimu. Q9. Explain the hashtag ‪#‎KenyaOnTopOfTheWorld‬. (7mks) Q10. Give three CORE characteristics of Mollis. (6mks) A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2858 Posted : Thursday, September 17, 2015 2:05:48 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A REAL KIKUYU Njoroge buys a cow from Ole Bogani for Sh 20,000 and asks him to deliver it the next day. The next day Ole Bogani shows up at Njoroge's doorstep. " Sorry Njoroge but the cow died last night." "OK", says Njoroge, " Give me my money back". " Sorry, I have already spent it," said Ole Bongani. "Goodness gracious!.. iha ngombe?, bring me the dead cow," says Njoroge. "I'll know what to do". The next morning, the carcass is delivered to Njoroge. A fortnight later, Ole Bongani bumps into Njoroge and asks him what he did with the dead cow. "Oh, I entered a raffle in our church for it to be won , and sold 150 tickets at Sh 500 each and within 4 days i had made a sale of Sh 75,000 I just didn't tell anybody that the cow was dead". "But didn't people complain?" asks Ole Bongani in amazement. "Only the guy who won, so I gave him back his Sh 500 back". A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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geofreygachie		#2859 Posted : Thursday, September 17, 2015 5:31:29 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/27/2014 Posts: 454 Location: Republic of Enchantment.		washiku wrote: A REAL KIKUYU Njoroge buys a cow from Ole Bogani for Sh 20,000 and asks him to deliver it the next day. The next day Ole Bogani shows up at Njoroge's doorstep. " Sorry Njoroge but the cow died last night." "OK", says Njoroge, " Give me my money back". " Sorry, I have already spent it," said Ole Bongani. "Goodness gracious!.. iha ngombe?, bring me the dead cow," says Njoroge. "I'll know what to do". The next morning, the carcass is delivered to Njoroge. A fortnight later, Ole Bongani bumps into Njoroge and asks him what he did with the dead cow. "Oh, I entered a raffle in our church for it to be won , and sold 150 tickets at Sh 500 each and within 4 days i had made a sale of Sh 75,000 I just didn't tell anybody that the cow was dead". "But didn't people complain?" asks Ole Bongani in amazement. "Only the guy who won, so I gave him back his Sh 500 back". Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
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washiku		#2860 Posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2015 9:02:10 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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