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words most misused/abused in Kenya
Robinhood
#61 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 10:49:51 AM
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Joined: 12/11/2008
Posts: 2,306
''This project will begin next month''
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Swenani
#62 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 11:21:00 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
1.Fish
2.Airport
3.landing
4.!!!!!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
rock
#63 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 2:35:43 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/25/2009
Posts: 973
1.Where are you? (On mobile phones)
2.Am doing comps comps tu
3.Am doing biashara biashara/biz tu
4.Ati?
5.Si
Impunity
#64 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 2:54:03 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
"cows on mombasa road"
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

gk
#65 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 4:32:47 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 5/17/2008
Posts: 488
reliable sources..
revealed exclusively..
top secret..
billions of..
stormed the offices of...
"HE" the Governor...
Govt to stamp out corruption...
largest in east and central africa...
scandal in the making...
Boris Boyka
#66 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 5:30:19 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2013
Posts: 1,977
Location: Here
Impunity wrote:
"cows on mombasa road"

"impunity"
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
washiku
#67 Posted : Monday, October 27, 2014 5:36:59 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Habari ya Kazi/Biashara?

"Ni kujaribu tu..."
Muriel
#68 Posted : Tuesday, October 28, 2014 9:20:54 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
Takeshi wrote:
local pastors in matatus, town streets, town parks,gardens and kbc channel 1:


1. Ndiposa..
2. Huenda ikawa..
3. Umeonekaniwa...
4. Shida ya tumbo..

How to spot one in a mat even before they start preaching:

1. A nice, clean "box like" shave about half inch long, well combed
2. A Polo Neck Sweater with a suit on (by the way this style still somehow holds on)





Laugh
Laugh
Laugh

So accurate!!!!
Swenani
#69 Posted : Tuesday, October 28, 2014 10:44:26 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Muriel wrote:
Takeshi wrote:
local pastors in matatus, town streets, town parks,gardens and kbc channel 1:


1. Ndiposa..
2. Huenda ikawa..
3. Umeonekaniwa...
4. Shida ya tumbo..

How to spot one in a mat even before they start preaching:

1. A nice, clean "box like" shave about half inch long, well combed
2. A Polo Neck Sweater with a suit on (by the way this style still somehow holds on)






Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
So accurate!!!!


@Takeshi,are you implying that Ababu is a matatu driver? coz he seems to fit your description
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Boris Boyka
#70 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 12:03:07 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/15/2013
Posts: 1,977
Location: Here
" Do your own research" ....By very many wazuans off late.
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
Impunity
#71 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 4:37:57 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
My plot in Kitee.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Runner
#72 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 1:57:34 PM
Rank: New-farer


Joined: 3/31/2014
Posts: 24
Hotbed.
kichwangumu
#73 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 4:01:22 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 6/15/2009
Posts: 106
tumanisha

nitumanishie ile report ...
Impunity
#74 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2015 1:39:44 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
"Raila now claims..."
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Lolest!
#75 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2015 2:27:35 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
youths...
haki yetu...
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Pierce
#76 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2015 4:43:34 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 3/16/2009
Posts: 1,464
You can take that to the bank
Boris Boyka
#77 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2015 5:54:48 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/15/2013
Posts: 1,977
Location: Here
Pierce wrote:
You can take that to the bank

d'oh! and whoever says it is not giving you the cash/cheque/valuable to depositLaughing out loudly
Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
Jump-steady
#78 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2015 11:37:30 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 12/1/2008
Posts: 1,098
- Tutaongea / We will talk
- Tuko pamoja / We are together

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
Wamunyota
#79 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2015 11:40:59 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Otherwise?-Hii ni salamu ya wasapere.
Hutia Mundu!!
Rankaz13
#80 Posted : Saturday, September 12, 2015 10:52:29 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
Boris Boyka wrote:
Pierce wrote:
You can take that to the bank

d'oh! and whoever says it is not giving you the cash/cheque/valuable to depositLaughing out loudly


smile smile smile
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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