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livie
#11 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 10:17:18 AM
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Joined: 11/1/2008
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always use a taxi for these mipangos,the streets have eyes....if u have to use yours,make sure u have a dark tint to protect the identity of the un authorized passenger....
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
Wa_ithaka
#12 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 11:05:13 AM
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Joined: 1/7/2010
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Location: nbi
I Wa_ithaka, as a new-farer and ngreat supporter of Wazua, have asked Intelligensia to step aside to allow investigations into what he has mbeen smoking...

Magigi-hiyo haismek. Your missus will jua after the 2nd time, afdhali walking to your 8th floor. If u must shower, only with water.

The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
callaspade
#13 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 11:34:33 AM
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Joined: 11/12/2009
Posts: 925
..i see a lot of experts here...but remember to wear Kondo-om and if you are caught you can toa that nonsense of even tiger,even clinton,even terry did it bla bla bla.....
Intelligentsia
#14 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 11:55:48 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
@waithaka, these things happen and cases of unwitting u/wear swaps either in a drunken stupor or when a couple's standard temperature & presurre (stp)is high have been reported... in one such case the busted mzee of the house insisted and persisted the offending garment was not his - that it was actually for the missus. So strong was his insistence that the missus actually started doubting if wasn't really hers after all...but don't try this at home!
Ric dees
#15 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 12:02:30 PM
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Joined: 3/6/2008
Posts: 632

If all this does not work and you get busted...deny, deny, deny..

The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
banyamulenge
#16 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 12:19:51 PM
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Posts: 481
Laughing out loudly These people must attend the finger church....Magigi must be an alter mboy...Laughing out loudly

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
Njung'e
#17 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 12:28:44 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Long ago a dude put the thingy in the pocket and went home.....He is sitting around the fire with the rest of the family and all of a sudden he feels like blowing his nose.....Weeeewee....Alikula kuni!!...

@Wa_ithaka,
Brick wall .......paka mzee...??
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Fundaah
#18 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 12:29:07 PM
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Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 1,267
I think Magigi is a camouflaged good ol' sk Pondi
Isaiah 65:17-Look! I am creating new heavens and a new earth, and no one will even think about the old ones anymore
Magigi
#19 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 12:57:10 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Fundaah
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Did you watch Mudavadi and Osiemo disowning each other... Magigi is Magigi and Pondi is Pondi... Where is the dude, by the way... Pondi, come out, recession is over!!!
sumthung
#20 Posted : Friday, March 12, 2010 1:14:50 PM
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Joined: 2/1/2010
Posts: 24
Location: Nairobi
thanks for the advice we ought to live with it
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