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Shooting Blanks - please help!
Robinhood
#81 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:23:50 AM
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radio wrote:
maka wrote:
Euge wrote:
samdoe wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.



out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going


The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass.


Woi!


Laughing out loudly I have a story...


Which is?


I think he was milked...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
radio
#82 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:33:16 AM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
Robinhood wrote:
radio wrote:
maka wrote:
Euge wrote:
samdoe wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.



out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going


The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass.


Woi!


Laughing out loudly I have a story...


Which is?


I think he was milked...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


I think he very in love with the milking. I gather that it can be erotic!
Swenani
#83 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:09:43 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,236
Location: Vacuum
radio wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
radio wrote:
maka wrote:
Euge wrote:
samdoe wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.



out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going


The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass.


Woi!


Laughing out loudly I have a story...


Which is?


I think he was milked...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


I think he very in love with the milking. I gather that it can be erotic!


Okay!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
radio
#84 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:40:12 AM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
Swenani wrote:
radio wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
radio wrote:
maka wrote:
Euge wrote:
samdoe wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.



out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going


The poor guy has to masturbate or get his prostrate milked by the nurse inserting her finger up his ass.


Woi!


Laughing out loudly I have a story...


Which is?


I think he was milked...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


I think he very in love with the milking. I gather that it can be erotic!


Okay!


I should have said aroused. But no difference

Then with even more apprehension you ask yourself, OK, what if I end up liking it? There are tales of men going for prostate examination and getting aroused. What does that mean? Wait, do you even want to know what that means? And what if that experience stays in your mind long after you have gone home? In traffic? As you buy juice? As you shower? What if you won’t be able to think about anything but how it felt? Does that suddenly change your sexuality? Will you be able to look at another finger and wonder?
McReggae
#85 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 12:00:13 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
Jeez! I thought Kenyans said mentioning other people's mothers even in passing like Duale did is insulting.

Then we see direct insults on other people's mothers on wazua!

People still call MPs MPigs when their words are far much worse/vile??


Unbelievable stuff, things that make me hit the roof!!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Bykhovets
#86 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 12:23:16 PM
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Joined: 5/17/2014
Posts: 231


You might not enjoy a digital examination at the hands of a seasoned urologist or doctor (cold hands, overuse of lube, latex gloves etc) but in the intents of sexual pleasure I hear it can be a thrilling experience.

Some crazy-and-very-adventurous girls know how to do it quite nicely. smile
"Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
AlphDoti
#87 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 1:26:09 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
McReggae wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Jeez! I thought Kenyans said mentioning other people's mothers even in passing like Duale did is insulting.

Then we see direct insults on other people's mothers on wazua!

People still call MPs MPigs when their words are far much worse/vile??

Unbelievable stuff, things that make me hit the roof!!!!!!

I was shaking my head too in disapproval of bringing our mothers in arguments Shame on you
Chaka
#88 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 5:12:04 PM
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Joined: 2/16/2007
Posts: 2,114
Impunity
#89 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 5:32:29 PM
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Chaka wrote:
http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4



C& P from the link:
Quote:
In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:

masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample.


He he!
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YoungMulla
#90 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 8:48:09 PM
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Location: Nairobi Kenya
Impunity wrote:
Chaka wrote:
http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4



C& P from the link:
Quote:
In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:

masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample.


He he!


wololo!!!
Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
samdoe
#91 Posted : Saturday, August 08, 2015 8:08:43 AM
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The gentleman has finally agreed to go to mediheal fertility centre, let's see how this unfolds.
wa P
#92 Posted : Wednesday, August 12, 2015 3:08:04 PM
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Posts: 326
Location: Nairobi
YoungMulla wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Chaka wrote:
http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4



C& P from the link:
Quote:
In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:

masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample.


He he!


wololo!!!


ThitimaSad
kysse
#93 Posted : Thursday, August 13, 2015 12:26:25 AM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
wa P wrote:
YoungMulla wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Chaka wrote:
http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4



C& P from the link:
Quote:
In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:

masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample.


He he!


wololo!!!


ThitimaSad


sperms will become electrons.Baby can come out fully charged you will bid bye to kplc.
Swenani
#94 Posted : Thursday, August 13, 2015 9:02:57 AM
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samdoe wrote:
The gentleman has finally agreed to go to mediheal fertility centre, let's see how this unfolds.


If all fails, ask him to send the wife my way
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
mthaka
#95 Posted : Thursday, August 13, 2015 3:51:17 PM
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Posts: 254
sparkly
#96 Posted : Thursday, August 13, 2015 11:18:28 PM
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Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
kysse wrote:
wa P wrote:
YoungMulla wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Chaka wrote:
http://www.healthline.com/health/semen-analysis#Procedure4



C& P from the link:
Quote:
In order to conduct a semen analysis, you will need to provide the doctor with a semen sample. There are four main ways to collect a semen sample. They are:

masturbation
sex with a condom
sex with withdrawal before ejaculation
ejaculation stimulated by electricity
Masturbation is considered the best way to get a clean sample.


He he!


wololo!!!


ThitimaSad


sperms will become electrons.Baby can come out fully charged you will bid bye to kplc.

lmao
Life is short. Live passionately.
samdoe
#97 Posted : Tuesday, September 01, 2015 8:26:32 AM
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The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously...
Swenani
#98 Posted : Tuesday, September 01, 2015 9:33:43 AM
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Posts: 13,236
Location: Vacuum
samdoe wrote:
The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously...


Ask him to buy swimming flippers
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
samdoe
#99 Posted : Tuesday, September 01, 2015 12:00:58 PM
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Posts: 48
Swenani wrote:
samdoe wrote:
The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously...


Ask him to buy swimming flippers


Boss do you have to comment on anything and everything. At times there's a lot of wisdom in silence when you have nothing constructive to contribute in a debate. People think that you probably know something. You open your mouth you prove otherwise.

Man up Bro.
Jus Blazin
#100 Posted : Tuesday, September 01, 2015 2:22:20 PM
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Posts: 3,966
samdoe wrote:
The guy has kidogo sperms, and the few he has can't swim?? Seriously...

It happens. Ask him to discuss adoption.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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