FRM2011 wrote:hamburglar wrote:Njung'e wrote:Who told you God is a hitman?

If you want to get killed for free,consult Mawinder.
Kwani the only way to die is by hitman? I have heard "stories" of him burning people to death, drowning people, turning some into salt pillars, he can take his pick and off me the best way his hot temper tells him to.
Sometimes i wonder if your gods are scared of me. I keep mocking them, insulting them and calling them names and all they do is bless me more. Not sure if they are scared or just plain confused. Am supposed to be punished and the prayer warrior friend of mine who can barely afford a meal a day is the one that's supposed to receive my blessings. They have it all wrong. Somebody please correct yaweh. (Or is it allah?). Whichever one who has the worst temper. They are both hot heads anyway. Lol. Tell them the prayer warrior who speaks in tongues will most likely go to bed hungry tonight while i will be at an upscale restaurant enjoying a very expensive dinner. Just saying.
Haki si wewe ni mchokozi ! Thought we agreed that we need to separate religion from God. Most of the religions are highly questionable with some doctrines bordering on the insane but fact remains there is someone in-charge. The
argument btw @masukuma and @guru is a mute one.
We never agreed on anything. Both religion and your bearded man in the sky fall under delusional thinking. There is no god, unless you have a selfie that you took with him and can show us, the fact is, he does not exist. Do you have any evidence? Maybe an email, whatsapp message, facebook account? Avything to prove his existence? Lol.
And if he exists, please please please tell him to send my friend the prayer warrior some money. He is a warrior for this god guy yet he can't afford a meal. Just this morning he sent me a message. Hold on. Let me get my phone i quote exactly what he wrote. One minute.
"Good morning. Mazay ni save na 5sok at least for msosi. I am bila anything for food. I hope i don't bother you too much but you have always been there for me and you are a good friend. If you manage, please send it on this number. "
Question to you religious people? How come your god is ignoring this warrior's prayers. He is in really dire straits and it's an atheist (me) who is literally keeping him from starving to death. If it were not for me, i really don't know what this warrior's fate would be.
But the guy is always at church, sijui morning service, ile ya lunch huko CBD, all weekend it's Church church church, god god god. Whenever i see him, he is always talking about sijui Joshua did what, Moses was sujui where doing what, Mara sijui Psalms blah blah blah says blah blah blah. All along i just sit there and watch him feeling really really sorry for the guy. It's heartbreaking. But that's the life he has choosen. Instead of asking me how he can get into some sort of business like i am in that can help him out, all he wants is to preach. A few times i have given him some business ideas where he can make money because i can assist him, but the guy is all about Pslams and akina Proverbs and Matthew. Well, his life his choice. To each their own. Wacha tuone if Psalms can get him out of his situation.