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While Djinn was away....
willin2learn
#21 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 2:32:17 PM
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@Wanyuru....i think that, and the 'Goats wedding Show' in Malawi just about caps it!
Intelligentsia
#22 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 2:51:07 PM
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...someone wanted to know about depositing family valuables outside the bank!
Wa_ithaka
#23 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 2:56:10 PM
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Kifaki alinyimwa na Lucy on Valentine's day...
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
mlefu
#24 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:18:33 PM
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i dont get what Pretty did,
i also dont know why Wendz decided to show up during your welcoming thingi.
neither do i get what guka has been smoking.
confused by the new rank for simon..power sharing ama nininini?
heard Wakanene on Classic calling himself the bull..ati YESSS!!!
is appreciating Wazua as the day grows..keep it up.
mzazii
#25 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 7:05:07 PM
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Location: kenya
...while you were away Harambee stars almost qualified for the world cup but Kenyans continued 'kossiping in pars' instead of going to the stadium.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
leona
#26 Posted : Friday, March 05, 2010 8:50:17 AM
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@Djinn
While you were away...we missed you lots! Did you come back with an Oga accent btw? smile smile
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Djinn
#27 Posted : Monday, March 08, 2010 12:10:18 PM
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muganda wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Welcome back.

Si kwa kupenda kwangu! I was duped by well intentioned Wazuzus na 'singependa kuwacha mbuzi bila kumaliza mkia'.


@Muganda smile Glad you have taken my post good naturedly...but I empathize...I surmise Wazua is full of philistines ergo have no appreciation for literature smile
Djinn
#28 Posted : Monday, March 08, 2010 12:37:43 PM
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@Njung'e - sadly no yams - maybe next time I will bring a Star (their beers are 650ml - around 2001 they used to be 750ml). They have a brand called Gulder….now its very hard to describe but its like a Citizen Special with a few drops of cat pee with a cockroach boiled in it - really, really, really bad stuff….it made me so proud of Kenyan beers….red for hot car with engine in a near liquid state smile

@Kingfisher - in good time - Happy Birthday BTW  Mburi will have to be offline (a clandestine mpango wa kando for old school SK , eh?) I'm as familiar with Wazuans as I am with Martians. Green for Summit Malt

@simonkabz - you mean Guka's grand daughter ? LOL!

@Magigi - Nollywood produces so many movies such that Nigerians will only notice the chap is dead when there is a nation wide power outage and their DVD's go off (or when "there are no lights" like Kenyans love to say - aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!! Someone shoot me - the lights remain - it's just the power that has gone…..)

@McReggea - that GK…my penalty….very soon.

@Wendz - Adam's descendants? So….you hail from? Ama ulikorogwa kwa test tube… or do you belong to the Nav'i LOL I think I saw Mrs D asking for it discreetly last week - I think she is tired of getting her backside singed by chapattis LOL.

@bwenyenye - sit down!

@Wanyuru - I thought the issue of Pretty's gender was unknown…unless of course you were the deflowerer?

@leona - missed me?

OK, my @ key is fatigued now and is like "@ereeree? nike we maaani?"

Appreciate the updates guys…really do. Good to know "arse anal" is not just tautology but a club bringing in the rear at the bottom of the league (puns intended)





Njung'e
#29 Posted : Monday, March 08, 2010 1:37:41 PM
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@Djinn,
Aiii....You sure you got the name of the beer right?....Sounds like ki-slope...Kunda!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Djinn
#30 Posted : Monday, March 08, 2010 1:44:26 PM
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Njunge wrote:
@Djinn,
Aiii....You sure you got the name of the beer right?....Sounds like ki-slope...Kunda!


http://www.gulder-nigeria.com/

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