Citizens of the Virtual Republic, I am a freelance article writer paid weekly in dollars. Most of my clients come from Northern America, The United Kingdom, India and Asia.
Ever since the Kenya Shilling begun it’s descend, I have literally been making more money. In this regard, it is my fervent prayer that not only does this descend go lower but also lasts longer.
My biggest costs are food, rent, power and Safaricon internet bundles.
The other day, Safaricon was kind enough to reduce this cost by giving me more bundles for fewer Kenya Shillings.
Rent out here in Kerugoya is miniscule compared to Nairoberry whereas my power consumption is restricted to powering my laptop computer, music system and three bulbs.
Being upcountry, food out here is not only plentiful but also very cheap.
I feel I owe this good fortune to The Travel Advisory afflicting our tourism industry. Naturally, the other factors are in play such as our addiction to imports, pathetic export structure, the rise of the American dollar and the anticipated rate rise.
Citizens, please help me understand this Travel Advisory Darling. She is making me “rich”.
• Who is she?
• How is she effected?
• What links should I study?
• What are the penalties for breaching such an advisory?
• Will all those foreigners attending the GES and whose countries have issued the advisories be punished?
• Are advisories suspended for the period of the Summit?
• Which Government departments are responsible?
• Will there be any downside on my part given, my industry, if this shilling descend continues?
I repeat, my fellow Citizens, please help me understand this Travel Advisory Sweet Heart. Please. Please.