Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Some Random Guy wrote: My most embarrassing moment after high school was when I was working at my uncle’s Cyber Cafe in Kericho. I wasn’t actually working; it’s those moments when you are done with high school and your parents want you to go to a new environment before you start increasing the population of the estate with them bitches you met back at drama festivals. So I’m in the cyber and it’s like 2 months since I left home and I’m enjoying life to the fullest. And I’m doing scanning, photocopying, printing, typesetting, binding, and all that cyber shit. And uncle used to leave for lunch at around quarter to midday. And I’m on the main computer at the counter feeling like a boss, browsing my shit, and every comp in the cyber is full with clients. So I’ve got my headphones on watching real hip-hop shit on YouTube then I hear one client asking me, “Boss, hii comp yangu ikona PDF??” That question caught me off guard. For the 2 months I’ve been in this cyber, I ain’t heard no word like PDF. Uncle didn’t tell me anything like PDF shit during my orientation. And I’m reacting like that moment when you’re in class and the most feared teacher enters for a lesson and asks, "Did you guys do that assignment I gave you last time???" And you have no idea what goddam assignment it is, but 99% of the students have done it, and your ass is the remaining 1 percent. So I’m looking at this nigga and I know there’s no way I’m gonna admit that I don’t know what the f*** a PDF is. So I stand up and walk to his computer and I’m like, “Hii PDF niliaawacha hapa kando kwa comp. (bending over). Ebu niangalie kwa hii space kama inaeza kuwa imeanguka chini.” By now, the whole cyber has broken down into laughter but I don’t give no shit coz I’m gonna pull out that PDF from under the table. So my uncle walks in and I walk straight to him and I’m like, “Uncle, ile PDF nilikuwa nimeweka hapo kwa meza ikicharge, iko wapi???” Then the clients laugh even harder and uncle gives me that look that suggests, “This nigger been smoking illegal shit since he came to this cyber. I’m okay if he continues searching for PDF under the table, but I ain’t allowing him to call me uncle in front of my clients. I ain’t taking that kind of shame.” And uncle walks to the client’s computer, clicks Windows, Start, Menu, then opens Adobe Reader, then PDF file. That’s when I realized that PDF was actually a computer file. It’s like Microsoft Word Document, Or Mozilla Firefox. And I spent the whole day thinking about me claiming that I was charging PDF some hours ago and ati the rechargeable shit had even dropped under the table and I was searching for it. And I realized how stupid I was. And since then, clients be walking to the counter when uncle is gone for lunch and they be like, “Boss, hii comp yangu ikona Mozilla Firefox ama pia hiyo umeiweka( kwa charger??” I resigned 3 days later.
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