wazua Mon, Aug 18, 2025
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

pdf
masukuma
#1 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 8:30:46 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,822
Location: Nairobi
Some Random Guy wrote:

My most embarrassing moment after high school was when
I was working at my uncle’s Cyber Cafe in
Kericho. I wasn’t actually working; it’s those moments when
you are done with high school and your parents want you to
go to a new environment before you start increasing the
population of the estate with them bitches you met back at
drama festivals.
So I’m in the cyber and it’s like 2 months since I left home
and I’m enjoying life to the fullest. And I’m doing scanning,
photocopying, printing, typesetting, binding, and all that
cyber shit. And uncle used to leave for lunch at around
quarter to midday.
And I’m on the main computer at the counter feeling like a
boss, browsing my shit, and every comp in the cyber is full
with clients. So I’ve got my headphones on watching real
hip-hop shit on YouTube then I hear one client asking me,
“Boss, hii comp yangu ikona PDF??”
That question caught me off guard. For the 2 months I’ve
been in this cyber, I ain’t heard no word like PDF. Uncle
didn’t tell me anything like PDF shit during my orientation.
And I’m reacting like that moment when you’re in class and
the
most feared teacher enters for a lesson and asks,
"Did you guys do that assignment I gave you last time???"
And you have no idea what goddam assignment it is, but
99% of the students have done it, and your ass is the
remaining 1 percent.
So I’m looking at this nigga and I know there’s no way I’m
gonna admit that I don’t know what the
f*** a PDF is. So I stand up and walk to his computer and
I’m like, “Hii PDF niliaawacha hapa kando kwa comp.
(bending over). Ebu niangalie kwa hii space kama
inaeza kuwa imeanguka chini.”
By now, the whole cyber has broken down into laughter but I
don’t give no shit coz I’m gonna pull out that PDF from
under the table.
So my uncle walks in and I walk straight to him and I’m like,
“Uncle, ile PDF nilikuwa nimeweka hapo kwa meza
ikicharge, iko wapi???” Then the clients laugh even harder
and uncle gives me that look that suggests,
“This nigger been smoking illegal shit since he came to this
cyber. I’m okay if he continues searching
for PDF under the table, but I ain’t allowing him to call me
uncle in front of my clients. I ain’t taking that
kind of shame.”
And uncle walks to the client’s computer, clicks Windows,
Start, Menu, then opens Adobe Reader, then PDF file.
That’s when I realized that PDF was actually a computer
file. It’s like Microsoft Word Document, Or
Mozilla Firefox. And I spent the whole day thinking about
me claiming that I was charging PDF some hours ago and
ati the rechargeable shit had even dropped
under the table and I was searching for it. And I realized
how stupid I was. And since then, clients be
walking to the counter when uncle is gone for lunch and
they be like, “Boss, hii comp yangu ikona Mozilla
Firefox ama pia hiyo umeiweka( kwa charger??”
I resigned 3 days later.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
sparkly
#2 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 10:22:25 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
Funny stuff man :) :)

There is really no problem in not knowing shit. You just learn as you go along.

Personally I am not afraid to show my ignorance though I know I am in the upper quartile in matters of intelligence.
Life is short. Live passionately.
sparkly
#3 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 10:26:11 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
Funny stuff man :) :)

There is really no problem in not knowing shit. You just learn as you go along.

Personally I am not afraid to show my ignorance though I know I am in the upper quartile in matters of intelligence.
Life is short. Live passionately.
newfarer
#4 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 10:32:20 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/19/2010
Posts: 3,504
Location: Uganda
Long time ago my boss asked if I had acrobat reader. Was just like this guy
punda amecheka
washiku
#5 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 10:34:26 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
mkenyan
#6 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:37:09 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 1,884
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
faa
#7 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 1:04:02 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 5/8/2007
Posts: 709
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
made my morgen
Lolest!
#8 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 1:09:14 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
kysse
#9 Posted : Saturday, July 11, 2015 11:25:04 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
The original poster was a young lady working at her uncle's cybercafé after she had finished her 4th form

very funny though.
Angelica _ann
#10 Posted : Sunday, July 12, 2015 1:00:11 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,923
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Rankaz13
#11 Posted : Wednesday, July 15, 2015 9:53:49 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Users browsing this topic
Guest
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2025 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.