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innairobi
#31 Posted : Wednesday, July 08, 2015 2:05:32 PM
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Hii mambo ya trophy girl or trying to feel young is overrated. At the end of the day, mpango wa kando ni juu ya kumaliza nyege tu. Few wazees would want to be seen in public with the tu-girls.
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don't make any sudden moves.
Wamunyota
#32 Posted : Wednesday, July 08, 2015 2:13:37 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
innairobi wrote:
Hii mambo ya trophy girl or trying to feel young is overrated. At the end of the day, mpango wa kando ni juu ya kumaliza nyege tu. Few wazees would want to be seen in public with the tu-girls.

Huwezi maliza nyege kwa kuona mtu amevaa tshirt za uhuru na kazi 2002 ama seng'enge ni ng'ombe.Men are visual creatures and the young pretty thing atapandisha nyege.You need to visit steers yenye iko hapo koinange street ujionee mambo.
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#33 Posted : Wednesday, July 08, 2015 2:27:58 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Wamunyota wrote:
innairobi wrote:
Hii mambo ya trophy girl or trying to feel young is overrated. At the end of the day, mpango wa kando ni juu ya kumaliza nyege tu. Few wazees would want to be seen in public with the tu-girls.

Huwezi maliza nyege kwa kuona mtu amevaa tshirt za uhuru na kazi 2002 ama seng'enge ni ng'ombe.Men are visual creatures and the young pretty thing atapandisha nyege.You need to visit steers yenye iko hapo koinange street ujionee mambo.


Like this?

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Wamunyota
#34 Posted : Wednesday, July 08, 2015 2:43:33 PM
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Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
innairobi wrote:
Hii mambo ya trophy girl or trying to feel young is overrated. At the end of the day, mpango wa kando ni juu ya kumaliza nyege tu. Few wazees would want to be seen in public with the tu-girls.

Huwezi maliza nyege kwa kuona mtu amevaa tshirt za uhuru na kazi 2002 ama seng'enge ni ng'ombe.Men are visual creatures and the young pretty thing atapandisha nyege.You need to visit steers yenye iko hapo koinange street ujionee mambo.


Like this?

http://www.seriousfiver.com/wp-...yoga-pants-13jan14-3.jpg

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Hutia Mundu!!
innairobi
#35 Posted : Wednesday, July 08, 2015 3:13:54 PM
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Posts: 845
Wamunyota wrote:
innairobi wrote:
Hii mambo ya trophy girl or trying to feel young is overrated. At the end of the day, mpango wa kando ni juu ya kumaliza nyege tu. Few wazees would want to be seen in public with the tu-girls.

Huwezi maliza nyege kwa kuona mtu amevaa tshirt za uhuru na kazi 2002 ama seng'enge ni ng'ombe.Men are visual creatures and the young pretty thing atapandisha nyege.You need to visit steers yenye iko hapo koinange street ujionee mambo.


Umuhimu ya kuona ni yako si ya umati. Hardly any wazee goes around displaying their trophy girls. 99% of wazees hide them. Laughing out loudly Steers represents less than 0.00001% of Nairobi wazees.
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don't make any sudden moves.
washiku
#36 Posted : Tuesday, February 09, 2016 4:15:27 PM
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aljazeera
#37 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2016 2:57:45 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Call it Next Level Sponsorship.


A Theory of Everything.
washiku
#38 Posted : Wednesday, July 13, 2016 3:16:15 PM
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aemathenge
#39 Posted : Tuesday, May 09, 2017 2:19:51 PM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
The stuff I have to come up with for my regular dose of 527 UhuRuto shillings sometimes cracks me up.

Have a look at samples of the latest offerings on the MaheGoat Mahegoat Facebook Page, if you may.

Your Sponsee does not reflect your Status; Get Her an Upgrade

Michael Jackson calls them PYTs, Pretty Young Things. The word out on the streets was Ndogo Ndogo. The language these days is sponsor and sponsee or mpango ya kango perhaps. But then you know what you call yours.

They are those lovely young ladies you trip the lights fantastic with on a regular basis in return for pouring some money.

Status Symbol

Does she fit your status in society? You live in a leafy suburb, drive a fuel guzzler, work for a conglomerate, or own an SME.

Your neonate attends Kindergarten not nursery or pre-unit. Your nipper is at finishing school, not high school and your teenager is a sophomore at USIU.

Your better half makes reservations at the beauty parlor and not a salon and watches Scandal but not Naija or Mexican/Hindi sub soap operas.

Why then should your sponsee be any worse. Get her an upgrade so that she attains the true level of your other status symbols.
Baratang
#40 Posted : Tuesday, May 09, 2017 2:27:08 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/6/2009
Posts: 587
aemathenge wrote:
The stuff I have to come up with for my regular dose of 527 UhuRuto shillings sometimes cracks me up.

Have a look at samples of the latest offerings on the MaheGoat Mahegoat Facebook Page, if you may.

Your Sponsee does not reflect your Status; Get Her an Upgrade

Michael Jackson calls them PYTs, Pretty Young Things. The word out on the streets was Ndogo Ndogo. The language these days is sponsor and sponsee or mpango ya kango perhaps. But then you know what you call yours.

They are those lovely young ladies you trip the lights fantastic with on a regular basis in return for pouring some money.

Status Symbol

Does she fit your status in society? You live in a leafy suburb, drive a fuel guzzler, work for a conglomerate, or own an SME.

Your neonate attends Kindergarten not nursery or pre-unit. Your nipper is at finishing school, not high school and your teenager is a sophomore at USIU.

Your better half makes reservations at the beauty parlor and not a salon and watches Scandal but not Naija or Mexican/Hindi sub soap operas.

Why then should your sponsee be any worse. Get her an upgrade so that she attains the true level of your other status symbols.


Instructor's demonstration perhaps...



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