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These Women We Married
Impunity
#51 Posted: : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 3:42:30 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
murchr wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Euge wrote:
Oooh... While I was away... @Alma be a man pay rent. Fix the tap. Fuel the car. Go to the car wash. Negotiate with the Fundi. Be a man. You will earn alot of respect from her.


@Alma are among the married men who still wash their underwears yet they are married.
They have not managed to win the heart of their Nyeri wives to wash their inners, in fact if one of the undies was to fall down from the line their wives would only touch them with a pole vault!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



What have you married?


I can see men who share paying rent 50:50 with their Nyeri wives wako wengi kibao, I dindt know till now.
Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Euge
#52 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 8:02:48 AM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
kysse wrote:
I swear you are wasting time advising Alma...
It's like advising wamunyota on the dangers of alcohol.





While his name betrays him
Lord, thank you!
Euge
#53 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 8:04:35 AM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
MaichBlack wrote:
Euge wrote:
Oooh... While I was away... @Alma be a man pay rent. Fix the tap. Fuel the car. Go to the car wash. Negotiate with the Fundi. Be a man. You will earn alot of respect from her.

Those are tertiary problems/issues. Help @alma with the primary problem then move to secondary and tertiary problems.

@alma ameshikwo! ARafu? Alama ya duku duku. (Ama ni alma wa duku duku???)

He he he.

He has to be a man in that house!
Lord, thank you!
Impunity
#54 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 8:14:54 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Euge wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Euge wrote:
Oooh... While I was away... @Alma be a man pay rent. Fix the tap. Fuel the car. Go to the car wash. Negotiate with the Fundi. Be a man. You will earn alot of respect from her.

Those are tertiary problems/issues. Help @alma with the primary problem then move to secondary and tertiary problems.

@alma ameshikwo! ARafu? Alama ya duku duku. (Ama ni alma wa duku duku???)

He he he.

He has to be a man in that house!


He has to sit in that house with one leg on the table ata kama food iko kwa meza, he has to show his man-lines...
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#55 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 8:20:37 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
@alma... my advice is to weather the storm!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Wamunyota
#56 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 9:03:46 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Euge wrote:
kysse wrote:
I swear you are wasting time advising Alma...
It's like advising wamunyota on the dangers of alcohol.





While his name betrays him

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ahhh Yes hata wakimwaga bado tutakunywa.Mburi ya rwanio ikuaga na ruanio.

Hutia Mundu!!
Muriel
#57 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 9:13:03 AM
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Posts: 3,142
I am waiting to hear, or read, Alma's next rant about 'governance'.

It should be interesting.
Wamunyota
#58 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 9:36:52 AM
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Muriel wrote:
I am waiting to hear, or read, Alma's next rant about 'governance'.

It should be interesting.

smile smile
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#59 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 11:31:20 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Muriel wrote:
I am waiting to hear, or read, Alma's next rant about 'governance'.

It should be interesting.


Especially those rants about how UK and Jubilee failed, yet he is failing big time in his own bedroom.

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Bykhovets
#60 Posted : Tuesday, July 07, 2015 10:30:07 PM
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Joined: 5/17/2014
Posts: 231
@Alma, update us. smile
"Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
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