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These Women We Married
alma
#1 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 9:54:21 PM
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Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya.

She had the phone.

She decided which ones to pick or not


Alafu leo

After 2 months of full access, my phone is in tatters. Ati ameivunja. Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani.

The question in this thread is this

why not get a gashunwa?


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Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
Bykhovets
#2 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:07:37 PM
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Joined: 5/17/2014
Posts: 231

Umepatikana!

Soma hii:

How to Cheat Effectively

smile
"Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
alma
#3 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:09:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
Bykhovets wrote:

Umepatikana!

Soma hii:

How to Cheat Effectively

smile



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

haki leo maisha ni diambo.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
Kusadikika
#4 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:16:38 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2008
Posts: 2,723
alma wrote:
The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya.

She had the phone.

She decided which ones to pick or not


Alafu leo

After 2 months of full access, my phone is in tatters. Ati ameivunja. Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani.

The question in this thread is this

why not get a gashunwa?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Just hang in there, it is not just the ones you married. Women are like that, you have to learn the art of listening very keenly with one ear and letting everything flow out the other ear without saying a word until the storm passes..... and it always passes until the next one. Don't be anxious about avoiding or managing a storm you can't do that or you might stress yourself to death trying just work on learning how to ride them until they pass... they always pass.
alma
#5 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:25:03 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
Kusadikika wrote:
alma wrote:
The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya.

She had the phone.

She decided which ones to pick or not


Alafu leo

After 2 months of full access, my phone is in tatters. Ati ameivunja. Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani.

The question in this thread is this

why not get a gashunwa?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Just hang in there, it is not just the ones you married. Women are like that, you have to learn the art of listening very keenly with one ear and letting everything flow out the other ear without saying a word until the storm passes..... and it always passes until the next one. Don't be anxious about avoiding or managing a storm you can't do that or you might stress yourself to death trying just work on learning how to ride them until they pass... they always pass.


These people are not human

Yaani 2 months out

Alafu when I land, shida...shida tu...

Alafu the phone is banged on the wall.

So I asked. Kubaf, you know that phone pays for your bills.

I was told, sijali.

kubafu...Sijali

Yanni, all I got was sijali....

Sorry but women are not sharp...


anyway as we speak.

If you want to marry alma...Niko tu.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
nakujua
#6 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:38:02 PM
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Joined: 12/17/2009
Posts: 3,583
Location: Kenya
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kysse
#7 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 11:07:13 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Eti not human? repent.

Wewe, she's the mother of your twins.You are not going anywhere.
Besides tucungwas are like loans. Attractive,handy,conditional,interest,high maintenance.By the time you are done with the first,you are still broke,in need of more. And you become a slave.
I hope you brought her a gift from your visit cz wewe unakaa kuletea mtu newspaper.


Bykhovets
#8 Posted : Saturday, July 04, 2015 11:29:01 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/17/2014
Posts: 231
alma wrote:
Bykhovets wrote:

Umepatikana!

Soma hii:

How to Cheat Effectively

smile



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

haki leo maisha ni diambo.


I tell you! Women can turn your life upside down.

Have a separate sim card for those funny funny deals.

Take this chance and buy a Kaduda at 999.

"Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
alma
#9 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 12:11:39 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
Bykhovets wrote:
alma wrote:
Bykhovets wrote:

Umepatikana!

Soma hii:

How to Cheat Effectively

smile



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

haki leo maisha ni diambo.


I tell you! Women can turn your life upside down.

Have a separate sim card for those funny funny deals.

Take this chance and buy a Kaduda at 999.



I wish I had bought kaduda

hapa kysee is trying to make me "human"

haki

do you know that she never took some calls.

So now I have do PR

arafu coz a gal i loved many years ago amepiga

Women are not human

Simu imevunjwa......

So now i have to fix it with the money whe wanted for breakfast.


Arafu?
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
murchr
#10 Posted : Sunday, July 05, 2015 12:31:07 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
Alma alma....how do you do that....Thou shall never leave your phone behind...EVER. Kama unataka muheshimiane...weka hio kidude kwa mfuko all the time...
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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