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majimaji		#2821 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 1:09:35 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162		Dada Wanjiru talking to dada Nyambura after a service......Fellow sister in christ..... You claim to be a Christian but you seem to only love men who have cars.... my sister, were you baptized using petrol?
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Lolest!		#2822 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 6:51:04 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		washiku wrote: Swenani wrote:
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Lolest!		#2823 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 6:52:42 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		Rankaz13 wrote: Muriel wrote: While he was visiting, my brother asked for the password to the Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,”  I told him. After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”
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KIKItheKING		#2824 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2015 8:29:01 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2015 Posts: 125		majimaji wrote: Dada Wanjiru talking to dada Nyambura after a service......Fellow sister in christ..... You claim to be a Christian but you seem to only love men who have cars.... my sister, were you baptized using petrol? FEAR GOD
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washiku		#2825 Posted : Wednesday, May 20, 2015 1:13:39 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		TEACHER: Make a sentence using the word ESTABLISHED NJORO: ESTA changed her skin from black to brown using chemicals TEACHER:Angry and breathing fire where is the word established in that sentence? NJORO: ESTA-BLISHED A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2826 Posted : Thursday, May 21, 2015 5:12:03 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Luos only shrub in things they do not like e.g mandas, kalatas,sida but you won't hear none in mercedes, visa, pesa, yesu e.t.c A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2827 Posted : Thursday, May 28, 2015 4:02:59 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Njoroge can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k". A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Njoroge: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Njoroge: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Njoroge: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Njoroge: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Njoroge: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Njoroge: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Swenani		#2828 Posted : Friday, May 29, 2015 8:08:41 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		washiku wrote: Njoroge can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k". A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Njoroge: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Njoroge: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Njoroge: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Njoroge: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Njoroge: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Njoroge: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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butterflyke		#2829 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2015 7:38:46 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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littledove		#2830 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2015 8:40:51 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/1/2014 Posts: 927 Location: sky		Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: Njoroge can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k -IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k". A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Njoroge: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Njoroge: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Njoroge: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Njoroge: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Njoroge: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Njoroge: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
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