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The Pain of being a Kenyan in diaspora
Rankaz13
#21 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 11:21:00 AM
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Wamunyota wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
[quote=UpcomingPaperChaser]As a result all the time am driving, roll up tinted windows to avoid women begging for lifts...

God bless you for not giving in to fornication/adultery (depending on your marital status). There is nothing as enticing as women throwing themselves at you. I once travelled to Kakamega to do an IT job, basic stuff but I almost came back with a wife. The same happened in Kinangop....sema ku-rub-iwa nyonyo kwa shoulder in the name of following something on the screen as I explained.

I thank God I resisted coz hiyo ni ile unapewa na ukimaliza unafungiwa upeleke nyumbani.

Wewe Bull acha kuniangusha.A bull should do what a bull is required to do.Kwa nini unaacha watu na kiu?Shame on you Shame on you


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poundfoolish
#22 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 5:41:56 PM
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KaMaureen KaBaby Wanjiku has spoken the truth and nothing but the truth.....

Amemention Kahuwa. Is she from Nyeri?

will the 'Waarabu wajinga' twanga her if they know what she said about them?
kiash
#23 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 7:01:29 PM
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
I dont live in Kenya, sijui kama TZ qualifies to be called Disapora. But there are many problems of living away from home.

1. Communication: being Kenyan, you are accustomed to sheng and English. You can talk freely as you want but whoever you are talking with will understand you very loud and clear. Here speaking anything not fluent Swahili betrays you and makes you prone to unnecessary public attention. Nobody to speak Kalenjin to here.

2. Phone calls from home: When you live far from your relatives and friends, everytime a phone call comes, you start shivering as the news could be bad, meaning that your friend or relative is gone. Mother's calls are the only ones without any suspicion.

3. Basic items: things here have so many different names, you can take several minutes in a shop trying to explain what you want. Things like Jik, Omo, Panga Soap, queen cakes, and other foods have very indigenous names that can at times suck to remember.

4. Being in a poorer country than Kenya, everyone you meet here thinks you are so rich, yet you are 'just rich' (Ujaluo itatuuua). Yeah its true, our currency is stronger but that does not mean that i will give out money. Meet any girl and your language betrays you, wanaingia box tu coz you can afford to take her out and buy her countless number of beers and afford her the luxury of a taxi, which is abt Kshs.200 on average!!

5. Miss dem days of encountering ratchet girls back at home, Nakuru 10s, Masaku 7s and Safcom 7s. Niggas here only know soccer and its a men's only affair. How boring!

6. Reality, nimemiss jam sana manze, jam ya Thika Road from All Sops at 6:50 all the way to town. Here people do not have an idea of what traffic jam is, Dar though, traffic is terrible than even Nairobi. With those guys selling sweets in the buses, i used to buy them, not because i chew gum but juu i pittied them a lot.

7. Kenyan beauties: miss dem a lot. Kenyan chics are nice, literate, civilized, stylish and very hardworking. Here chics are so pretty but very illiterate and uncivilized. You meet a very pretty chic, she doesnt even know where Johhanesburg is, she doesnt know the capital of Ethiopia, she has never heard of a country called Eritrea or Djibouti. However pretty you are but you are dumb kwangu ni kwaheri ya kuonana. To them the husband works n provides as she pigas gumzo mtaani with friends. the learned ones sparingly understand English. Wanabore sana.

8. Driving a good car here gives you some unnecessary attention, especially from ladies who are always more than willing to be offered lifts, unlike in Nairobi where you can drive a range rover and no one, even the boda boda man, gives a f***!! As a result all the time am driving, roll up tinted windows to avoid women begging for lifts!

9. Chapati, madondo na avocado.


Wish ningekuwa that near would be going home every month.At times you miss home like hell but you are still caught up with the mayuu comforts.Like last sato venye guys were jammed na mvua for several hours.In such times you prefer mayuu.

Good car here does not matter, a car does not mean you are rich, there are even rich people here riding bikes and no one gives a f****k.You can take a car loan and buy any car you want.As long as you have a job.Loans are not expensive.But an expensive car ? what for.

There are many whites who do not even know a country like Djibouti exists yet they went to
school so usitusi those TZ chiks .

The most irritating thing is when you hear even people who have stuff btwn their ears talk about IItalian /Spanish/Mexican cuisine and African ccuisine all blacks in the same basket.
Wa_ithaka
#24 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 6:57:21 AM
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There is why I love our women. Ujinga is filtered out kabisa.
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