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Bigchick
#1 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:18:41 PM
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I need advise on how to send some alley cats to Makueni.

On Saturday night they decided to invade my privacy and killed 3 of my kukus.

My poor chicken got so scared that last night they all retired into one "Kiaga" unlike before when they could sleep anywhere.

Am so pained. What is the easiest and painless way to kill them?

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Gordon Gekko
#2 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:22:47 PM
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Just curious, how do they get access to the kukus? I'm assuming this happens at night.
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AlphDoti
#3 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:25:33 PM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
Just curious, how do they get access to the kukus? I'm assuming this happens at night.

I was wondering too d'oh!

Have you really secured the kuku premises properly?
That should sort the kitty menance.

Or you keep your own home pussy, they are known to be territorial by nature, and he/she will keep the intruders away. But make sure you sterilize him/her otherwise she will invite many.
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butterflyke
#4 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:32:30 PM
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:39:51 PM
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Bigchick wrote:

I need advise on how to send some alley cats to Makueni.

On Saturday night they decided to invade my privacy and killed 3 of my kukus.

My poor chicken got so scared that last night they all retired into one "Kiaga" unlike before when they could sleep anywhere.

Am so pained. What is the easiest and painless way to kill them?



Keep and grow a black hairy pussy.
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Swenani
#6 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:50:11 PM
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Just tie a polythene/plastic bag around their head; They will only be able to breathe for atmost 20 minutes
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Bigchick
#7 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:55:07 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Just curious, how do they get access to the kukus? I'm assuming this happens at night.

I was wondering too d'oh!

Have you really secured the kuku premises properly?
That should sort the kitty menance.

Or you keep your own home pussy, they are known to be territorial by nature, and he/she will keep the intruders away. But make sure you sterilize him/her otherwise she will invite many.



BTW,this kukus and the alley cats have lived in harmony for a long time and I have never had an issue. This incident was abit strange and scaring.

The kuku house is made of timber offcuts and chicken wire. One of the offcuts had fallen off and I guess this is the route they/it used to access the kukus. The incident happened at around 5.00am and the strange thing is that it did not take off after the act. When we went in the morning to feed the kukus we found it there and it roared at us. Of course me and my houssy took off at high speed screaming at the top of our voices.

When the men arrived it took off.(yaani even animals tharau women)

We had the place repaired so when it came over yesterday at around the same time it could not get in.

I want then dead but may not be able to watch them die.

About keeping one...NO PETS IN OUR HOUSE
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Wamunyota
#8 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 1:14:00 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Just curious, how do they get access to the kukus? I'm assuming this happens at night.

I was wondering too d'oh!

Have you really secured the kuku premises properly?
That should sort the kitty menance.

Or you keep your own home pussy, they are known to be territorial by nature, and he/she will keep the intruders away. But make sure you sterilize him/her otherwise she will invite many.


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Swenani
#9 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 1:49:28 PM
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Bigchick wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Just curious, how do they get access to the kukus? I'm assuming this happens at night.

I was wondering too d'oh!

Have you really secured the kuku premises properly?
That should sort the kitty menance.

Or you keep your own home pussy, they are known to be territorial by nature, and he/she will keep the intruders away. But make sure you sterilize him/her otherwise she will invite many.



BTW,this kukus and the alley cats have lived in harmony for a long time and I have never had an issue. This incident was abit strange and scaring.

The kuku house is made of timber offcuts and chicken wire. One of the offcuts had fallen off and I guess this is the route they/it used to access the kukus. The incident happened at around 5.00am and the strange thing is that it did not take off after the act. When we went in the morning to feed the kukus we found it there and it roared at us. Of course me and my houssy took off at high speed screaming at the top of our voices.

When the men arrived it took off.(yaani even animals tharau women)

We had the place repaired so when it came over yesterday at around the same time it could not get in.

I want then dead but may not be able to watch them die.

About keeping one...NO PETS IN OUR HOUSE


Do you have a mundu wa ingo in your neighbourhood? The cat might just be a smoke screen if you have wafula in your in a radius of 20KM from your home
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wazuaguest
#10 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 1:51:15 PM
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Generally snuffing out life is painful.
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