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mpobiz
#21 Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2015 2:47:59 PM
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What happened to the sexing over 40 thread? Did admin also discover that the paper man is a burukenge?
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
Impunity
#22 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 4:40:43 AM
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kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




HOW?
d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Wamunyota
#23 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 8:09:32 AM
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Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Impunity wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




HOW?
d'oh!

sexperience?
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#24 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 8:16:41 AM
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Posts: 1,652
There is no correlation between landing during lunch time and HIV prevalence.
The lunch quickie is not unique to Uganda.Kenyan women especially the married ones are known to be ramunywad during lunch time.This means she will be at home after five to potray the god wife image.Most of the lodging in town are fully booked at lunch time.
A rational consumer derives more utilities in landing during lunch as opposed to eating lunch.
But sometimes the cost is more than the benefits derived.
The amount of energy and resources used by @Swenani in pursuing @Kysse could be higher than the value ya punani.
Labda hii pia ni kujicon.
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#25 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 8:22:03 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
Location: Masada
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




HOW?
d'oh!

sexperience?


smile smile smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

UpcomingPaperChaser
#26 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 8:22:42 AM
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mpobiz wrote:
What happened to the sexing over 40 thread? Did admin also discover that the paper man is a burukenge?


Boss am not a burukenge, the D-Day is this coming weekend!!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#27 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 8:25:01 AM
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kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




Sister, why preserve it for a future that you are not so certain of when you can utilize it for the present that you are having at the moment!!!! My dear daughter, am not a young man, young men ni vijana wa college!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
Wamunyota
#28 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 8:28:19 AM
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Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




Sister, why preserve it for a future that you are not so certain of when you can utilize it for the present that you are having at the moment!!!! My dear daughter, am not a young man, young men ni vijana wa college!

Boss na uwache kuitana sister hapa.Only hawkers and kangees are allowed to use that name to our ladies when they are enticing them.
Hutia Mundu!!
Swenani
#29 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 9:08:15 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Wamunyota wrote:
There is no correlation between landing during lunch time and HIV prevalence.
The lunch quickie is not unique to Uganda.Kenyan women especially the married ones are known to be ramunywad during lunch time.This means she will be at home after five to potray the god wife image.Most of the lodging in town are fully booked at lunch time.
A rational consumer derives more utilities in landing during lunch as opposed to eating lunch.
But sometimes the cost is more than the benefits derived.
The amount of energy and resources used by @Swenani in pursuing @Kysse could be higher than the value ya punani.
Labda hii pia ni kujicon.



You're not only conning yourself but also your dick
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#30 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 9:21:53 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Wamunyota wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




Sister, why preserve it for a future that you are not so certain of when you can utilize it for the present that you are having at the moment!!!! My dear daughter, am not a young man, young men ni vijana wa college!

Boss na uwache kuitana sister hapa.Only hawkers and kangees are allowed to use that name to our ladies when they are enticing them.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Rankaz13
#31 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 11:23:33 AM
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Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
washiku wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




Sister, why preserve it for a future that you are not so certain of when you can utilize it for the present that you are having at the moment!!!! My dear daughter, am not a young man, young men ni vijana wa college!

Boss na uwache kuitana sister hapa.Only hawkers and kangees are allowed to use that name to our ladies when they are enticing them.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
AlphDoti
#32 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:04:42 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
kysse wrote:
fax,weed and pombe consolation.

Repeat after me'

I will never betray my wife and kids
I will never look/lust after other women
I will dedicate my life to ensuring that they live happily.
I will not allow pombe to control me.
Thunder strike my wee wee If I go wandering outside of my marriage.

and you will be the happiest dude alive.

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.

Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.

It is interesting to see that @kysse is talking maturely nowadays Applause
All those days when I said "lower your gaze and focus on your wife/wives", she would come guns blazing smile

Keep up girl, tell them.
AlphDoti
#33 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 12:12:44 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
...Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.

@UpcomingPaperChaser, you're still young. It's reflex yes, but you need to control it. You're not a brainless animal!

But I agree it isn't easy. It's hard not to stare.
It's difficult to look away when it's all there.
But, don't feed your lust nor set it ablaze.

Let me speak for myself. Muslims are taught to remember the order, to lower your gaze. If you notice something which is 'really something' in front of you, politely ask her to rather walk behind you. Or turn around and go home, ask your wife to abandon everything she's doing, that there's an urgent situation. You can even call her to drive home immediately if she's at work smile.

People say what's the harm in it. It's nothing but fun! A lustful look towards the opposite gender is all that it takes to set off the trigger. It leads to sin. It paves the way for fornication.

And @wendz said "Now,with so many of us(ladies) dressing so provocatively,how many times will i have to go back home....... and in all these days,sometimes 3 times in a day - if he is that lustful, the reason for absence at work will be.......? Imagine if we live in ruai,jam ya mtindwa na jogoo road..... aaaih,yawa... when are we gonna be working?"

@wendz, believe me, one shot is enough for him for the day. He won't have energy to look or if he looked, it would be harmless. So don't worry about 2nd, or 3rd or 4th times. It won't happen smile
Euge
#34 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 1:01:58 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
washiku wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




Sister, why preserve it for a future that you are not so certain of when you can utilize it for the present that you are having at the moment!!!! My dear daughter, am not a young man, young men ni vijana wa college!

Boss na uwache kuitana sister hapa.Only hawkers and kangees are allowed to use that name to our ladies when they are enticing them.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

LOL!
Lord, thank you!
Wamunyota
#35 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 1:12:08 PM
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Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
AlphDoti wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
...Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.

@UpcomingPaperChaser, you're still young. It's reflex yes, but you need to control it. You're not a brainless animal!

But I agree it isn't easy. It's hard not to stare.
It's difficult to look away when it's all there.
But, don't feed your lust nor set it ablaze.

Let me speak for myself. Muslims are taught to remember the order, to lower your gaze. If you notice something which is 'really something' in front of you, politely ask her to rather walk behind you. Or turn around and go home, ask your wife to abandon everything she's doing, that there's an urgent situation. You can even call her to drive home immediately if she's at work smile.

People say what's the harm in it. It's nothing but fun! A lustful look towards the opposite gender is all that it takes to set off the trigger. It leads to sin. It paves the way for fornication.

And @wendz said "Now,with so many of us(ladies) dressing so provocatively,how many times will i have to go back home....... and in all these days,sometimes 3 times in a day - if he is that lustful, the reason for absence at work will be.......? Imagine if we live in ruai,jam ya mtindwa na jogoo road..... aaaih,yawa... when are we gonna be working?"

@wendz, believe me, one shot is enough for him for the day. He won't have energy to look or if he looked, it would be harmless. So don't worry about 2nd, or 3rd or 4th times. It won't happen smile

Shame on you Shame on you Speak for yourself.Hii ni ya wazee wenye mpaka kamoja ni kakutafutiliasmile
Hutia Mundu!!
Swenani
#36 Posted : Monday, June 08, 2015 1:54:10 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Wamunyota wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
...Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.

@UpcomingPaperChaser, you're still young. It's reflex yes, but you need to control it. You're not a brainless animal!

But I agree it isn't easy. It's hard not to stare.
It's difficult to look away when it's all there.
But, don't feed your lust nor set it ablaze.

Let me speak for myself. Muslims are taught to remember the order, to lower your gaze. If you notice something which is 'really something' in front of you, politely ask her to rather walk behind you. Or turn around and go home, ask your wife to abandon everything she's doing, that there's an urgent situation. You can even call her to drive home immediately if she's at work smile.

People say what's the harm in it. It's nothing but fun! A lustful look towards the opposite gender is all that it takes to set off the trigger. It leads to sin. It paves the way for fornication.

And @wendz said "Now,with so many of us(ladies) dressing so provocatively,how many times will i have to go back home....... and in all these days,sometimes 3 times in a day - if he is that lustful, the reason for absence at work will be.......? Imagine if we live in ruai,jam ya mtindwa na jogoo road..... aaaih,yawa... when are we gonna be working?"

@wendz, believe me, one shot is enough for him for the day. He won't have energy to look or if he looked, it would be harmless. So don't worry about 2nd, or 3rd or 4th times. It won't happen smile

Shame on you Shame on you Speak for yourself.Hii ni ya wazee wenye mpaka kamoja ni kakutafutiliasmile


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Ni wale wazee whose dicks make a cracking/snapping sound whenever they get a boner
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
tycho
#37 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 8:55:38 AM
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Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
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Sex over lunch may increase HIV prevalence when the partners are changing and the sex is unprotected. Just the kind of sex I'd wish to have, in an attempt to quench my almost insatiable appetite.

Yet I know that there's nothing to gain, nay, such an attitude is an indication of deep frustration and turmoil. Perhaps a condition of being the living dead. A walker.

Wamunyota
#38 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:18:46 AM
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Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Swenani wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
...Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.

@UpcomingPaperChaser, you're still young. It's reflex yes, but you need to control it. You're not a brainless animal!

But I agree it isn't easy. It's hard not to stare.
It's difficult to look away when it's all there.
But, don't feed your lust nor set it ablaze.

Let me speak for myself. Muslims are taught to remember the order, to lower your gaze. If you notice something which is 'really something' in front of you, politely ask her to rather walk behind you. Or turn around and go home, ask your wife to abandon everything she's doing, that there's an urgent situation. You can even call her to drive home immediately if she's at work smile.

People say what's the harm in it. It's nothing but fun! A lustful look towards the opposite gender is all that it takes to set off the trigger. It leads to sin. It paves the way for fornication.

And @wendz said "Now,with so many of us(ladies) dressing so provocatively,how many times will i have to go back home....... and in all these days,sometimes 3 times in a day - if he is that lustful, the reason for absence at work will be.......? Imagine if we live in ruai,jam ya mtindwa na jogoo road..... aaaih,yawa... when are we gonna be working?"

@wendz, believe me, one shot is enough for him for the day. He won't have energy to look or if he looked, it would be harmless. So don't worry about 2nd, or 3rd or 4th times. It won't happen smile

Shame on you Shame on you Speak for yourself.Hii ni ya wazee wenye mpaka kamoja ni kakutafutiliasmile


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Ni wale wazee whose dicks make a cracking/snapping sound whenever they get a boner

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#39 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:20:26 AM
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tycho wrote:
Sex over lunch may increase HIV prevalence when the partners are changing and the sex is unprotected. Just the kind of sex I'd wish to have, in an attempt to quench my almost insatiable appetite.

Yet I know that there's nothing to gain, nay, such an attitude is an indication of deep frustration and turmoil. Perhaps a condition of being the living dead. A walker.


#Teammafisismile
Hutia Mundu!!
UpcomingPaperChaser
#40 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:11:58 AM
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Joined: 1/20/2015
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Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
kysse wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.




Sister, why preserve it for a future that you are not so certain of when you can utilize it for the present that you are having at the moment!!!! My dear daughter, am not a young man, young men ni vijana wa college!

Boss na uwache kuitana sister hapa.Only hawkers and kangees are allowed to use that name to our ladies when they are enticing them.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Noted, so the right name is Airport?
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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