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Pill to tame the roving eye( infidelity)
kanduma
#1 Posted : Tuesday, March 02, 2010 11:54:15 PM
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Scientists believe they are on the verge of creating a pill to cure infidelity but are not sure if unfaithful people will willingly swallow the medication.

http://www.nation.co.ke/...08/-/vr5n0t/-/index.html
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Outvestor
#2 Posted : Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:25:53 AM
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Ahem! What's new here? The "mganga kutoka TZ" dude has had it all along! I hear he's now investing heavily on R&D (yaani a visit to his sign-writer). Watch out for his new "version". It will be administered to the afflicted spouse, wachana na hii inahitaji ujanja kupea mwenye kuranda-randa. (Apologies to those with less Swahili)

...er... wapi ile kitu ya kucheka ikigaragara? weka mbili hapa...
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Njung'e
#3 Posted : Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:55:17 AM
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Bure!!!.....Those scientist would rather find better things to do with their time and money.A chapati flattened by bare bottoms and the proverbial slap across the face still works...haha!.

@Outvestor,
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Intelligentsia
#4 Posted : Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:44:34 AM
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@Guka I agree this is a lot of deep unadulterated zebu cow dung these scientists are idle - why can't they concentrate on things that will add lots of value to our lives kama an indoor ATM that chucks coconut-spiced chapos at the touch of a button?!

1) But what about women? Wapi their dose? For every cheating man,
chances are good there's a cheating woman,no?
2) How will the gene know this is the mama 2 b faithful to, but
that other one is poison? Presumable the effects will wear off
when the couple separates...
3) what if you take and yet you are still monogamous?! utakuwa
faithful X2 you will not even pronounce another woman's name!
4) (Sigh), what happens if Comrade Zuma takes a dose?
Magigi
#5 Posted : Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:50:18 AM
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....my appetite is so elephant no pill would cure...

...Zuma is a non performer. What he has as wives are gold diggers. Who would want to get married to such an idiot. Infact he needs viagra to get his thing on second gear..
Scubidu
#6 Posted : Wednesday, March 03, 2010 7:43:22 AM
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...how do they test the effectiveness of the pill...

I'm sure they can't do it legally and there's no way they'll test it effectively on women...no strip clubs for women, unless they do a big brother type test...put many people in one room and turn up the heat.

@njunge ...I hear the chapati bare bottom method works, but just how to get it in the form of a pill.
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mzazii
#7 Posted : Wednesday, March 03, 2010 7:31:13 PM
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..Hellon should be given the first dose, it will probably make him a better jazz player.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
bwenyenye
#8 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 10:58:26 AM
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hawa scientists wanafikiria tu tabia mbaya!
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#9 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 11:35:45 AM
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Njung'e, that stool of you carry to town to zubaa at the ladies itakosa kazi. All efforts will be directed at winning bread for mama mburu. Careful with your matumbo, ina dawa. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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kingfisher
#10 Posted : Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:13:40 PM
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@guka...if mama mburu gives you the pill, and mpango ya kando gives you the pill too after a while, what happens??? hii ni white elephant, wanipatie hiyo pesa!!
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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