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Ugandan's prefer sex over lunchQuote:Uganda's Minister for Ethics and Integrity, Fr Simon Lokodo, has claimed HIV infections in the country are on the rise because of sexual immortality.
“Instead of people going to have lunch, they prefer sex as afternoon (meals),” he said If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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That's a nice slip there; 'sexual IMMORTALITY'. Even for me snuffing out my sexual appetite has been impossible.
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tycho wrote:That's a nice slip there; 'sexual IMMORTALITY'. Even for me snuffing out my sexual appetite has been impossible. Sex is eternal If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.
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kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven. He should go the 72 virgins way to survive. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven. Why isn't sex eternal? When does it end?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Angelica _ann wrote:kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven. He should go the 72 virgins way to survive. This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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kysse wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven. He should go the 72 virgins way to survive. This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye. Numbers don't really matter.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/17/2009 Posts: 3,583 Location: Kenya
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kysse wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven. He should go the 72 virgins way to survive. This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye. 
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Ugandan women undergo some lessons called 'Kachabali' where they are taught how to take care of their men sexually. The lessons involve enticement, self hygiene and genitalia modification to provide optimal pleasure. With Kachabali, men are always thinking of their wives even when at work because of their prowess. Hence at lunch time, they go for a power quickies from their well trained pleasure givers graduates of Kachabali classes. Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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[quote=UpcomingPaperChaser]Ugandan women undergo some lessons called 'Kachabali' where they are taught how to take care of their men sexually. The lessons involve enticement, self hygiene and genitalia modification to provide optimal pleasure..
So,are these women then mere sex objects/machines?
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kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:
Sex is eternal
BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal. My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven. There is no sex in heaven. It's pure brother zone. Assuming you are Christian, check the fallen angels who came from heaven to sleep with daughters of men during Noah's time..
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.
Don't even attempt to beat ugandans.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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kysse wrote:Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.
Don't even attempt to beat ugandans. I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.
Don't even attempt to beat ugandans. I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm  your dreams are valid
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kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.
Don't even attempt to beat ugandans. I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm your dreams are valid Leo imeitwa kujicon.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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kysse wrote:Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.
Don't even attempt to beat ugandans. I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm The your dreams are valid Thanks for being a sweet a girl. God will reward you. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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fax,weed and pombe consolation.
Repeat after me'
I will never betray my wife and kids
I will never look/lust after other women
I will dedicate my life to ensuring that they live happily.
I will not allow pombe to control me.
Thunder strike my wee wee If I go wandering outside of my marriage.
and you will be the happiest dude alive.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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kysse wrote:fax,weed and pombe consolation.
Repeat after me'
I will never betray my wife and kids
I will never look/lust after other women
I will dedicate my life to ensuring that they live happily.
I will not allow pombe to control me.
Thunder strike my wee wee If I go wandering outside of my marriage.
and you will be the happiest dude alive.
How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering. Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.
Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee. Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.
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