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Swenani
#1 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 11:30:02 AM
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Ugandan's prefer sex over lunch

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Uganda's Minister for Ethics and Integrity, Fr Simon Lokodo, has claimed HIV infections in the country are on the rise because of sexual immortality.

“Instead of people going to have lunch, they prefer sex as afternoon (meals),” he said
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
tycho
#2 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 11:40:55 AM
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That's a nice slip there; 'sexual IMMORTALITY'. Even for me snuffing out my sexual appetite has been impossible.
Swenani
#3 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 11:49:02 AM
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tycho wrote:
That's a nice slip there; 'sexual IMMORTALITY'. Even for me snuffing out my sexual appetite has been impossible.


Sex is eternal
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#4 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 12:44:50 PM
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Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.


Angelica _ann
#5 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 1:33:09 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
tycho
#6 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:06:01 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.




Why isn't sex eternal? When does it end?
kysse
#7 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:06:04 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.


This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.
tycho
#8 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:08:02 PM
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kysse wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.


This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.


Numbers don't really matter.
nakujua
#9 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:28:30 PM
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kysse wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.


This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.

Laughing out loudly
UpcomingPaperChaser
#10 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 3:14:54 PM
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Ugandan women undergo some lessons called 'Kachabali' where they are taught how to take care of their men sexually. The lessons involve enticement, self hygiene and genitalia modification to provide optimal pleasure. With Kachabali, men are always thinking of their wives even when at work because of their prowess. Hence at lunch time, they go for a power quickies from their well trained pleasure givers graduates of Kachabali classes.
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
Chaka
#11 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 5:37:42 PM
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[quote=UpcomingPaperChaser]Ugandan women undergo some lessons called 'Kachabali' where they are taught how to take care of their men sexually. The lessons involve enticement, self hygiene and genitalia modification to provide optimal pleasure..
So,are these women then mere sex objects/machines?
ecstacy
#12 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 5:49:56 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.




There is no sex in heaven. It's pure brother zone.

Assuming you are Christian, check the fallen angels who came from heaven to sleep with daughters of men during Noah's time..
kysse
#13 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 5:50:05 PM
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Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.

Don't even attempt to beat ugandans.
Swenani
#14 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 6:16:49 PM
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kysse wrote:
Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.

Don't even attempt to beat ugandans.


I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#15 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 6:27:11 PM
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Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.

Don't even attempt to beat ugandans.


I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm




your dreams are valid
Muheani
#16 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 9:47:11 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.

Don't even attempt to beat ugandans.


I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm




your dreams are valid


Leo imeitwa kujicon.
Swenani
#17 Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2015 1:00:27 AM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Nairobi jams,drowning while stuck in traffic won't allow such privileges.
Infact kenyans prefer hustling to sex.

Don't even attempt to beat ugandans.


I can change your mind if you give me a chance on monday between 12:30pm to 2:00pm



The
your dreams are valid



Thanks for being a sweet a girl. God will reward you.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#18 Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2015 1:18:55 AM
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fax,weed and pombe consolation.

Repeat after me'

I will never betray my wife and kids
I will never look/lust after other women
I will dedicate my life to ensuring that they live happily.
I will not allow pombe to control me.
Thunder strike my wee wee If I go wandering outside of my marriage.

and you will be the happiest dude alive.


UpcomingPaperChaser
#19 Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2015 3:04:15 AM
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kysse wrote:
fax,weed and pombe consolation.

Repeat after me'

I will never betray my wife and kids
I will never look/lust after other women
I will dedicate my life to ensuring that they live happily.
I will not allow pombe to control me.
Thunder strike my wee wee If I go wandering outside of my marriage.

and you will be the happiest dude alive.




How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
kysse
#20 Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2015 11:10:11 AM
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

How i wish you quit that ideal world and come and join us in this realistic world dear!! Lusting at a woman with a big behind is nature, its relfex. If am protecting my myself there is no cause of worry if my wee wee goes wondering.


Nothing like an ideal world. You are a just young guy with a smoking wee wee.
Keep accumulating mileage,you will redeem them in marriage.


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