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Swenani
#1 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 11:30:02 AM
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Ugandan's prefer sex over lunch

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Uganda's Minister for Ethics and Integrity, Fr Simon Lokodo, has claimed HIV infections in the country are on the rise because of sexual immortality.

“Instead of people going to have lunch, they prefer sex as afternoon (meals),” he said
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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tycho
#2 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 11:40:55 AM
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That's a nice slip there; 'sexual IMMORTALITY'. Even for me snuffing out my sexual appetite has been impossible.
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Swenani
#3 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 11:49:02 AM
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tycho wrote:
That's a nice slip there; 'sexual IMMORTALITY'. Even for me snuffing out my sexual appetite has been impossible.


Sex is eternal
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kysse
#4 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 12:44:50 PM
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Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.
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Angelica _ann
#5 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 1:33:09 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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tycho
#6 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:06:01 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.




Why isn't sex eternal? When does it end?
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kysse
#7 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:06:04 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.


This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.
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tycho
#8 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:08:02 PM
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kysse wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.


This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.


Numbers don't really matter.
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nakujua
#9 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 2:28:30 PM
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kysse wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Sex is eternal


BREAKING NEWS: Sex is NOT eternal.

My goodness, you will suffer blue balls if you make it to heaven.



He should go the 72 virgins way to survive.


This one will be labelled the thief of virgins. hata 72 haitoshi yeye.

Laughing out loudly
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UpcomingPaperChaser
#10 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 3:14:54 PM
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Ugandan women undergo some lessons called 'Kachabali' where they are taught how to take care of their men sexually. The lessons involve enticement, self hygiene and genitalia modification to provide optimal pleasure. With Kachabali, men are always thinking of their wives even when at work because of their prowess. Hence at lunch time, they go for a power quickies from their well trained pleasure givers graduates of Kachabali classes.
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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