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How to please a 40+ year old woman!!
Makali1
#41 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 1:30:51 AM
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Mtafiti wrote:
Please remember you were born when she was 17. Is there a shortage of morals and girls? Shindwe!!!!


I concur. This is disgusting and filthy behavior. God is not mocked. Shindwe kabisa pepo chafu!!!
Impunity
#42 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 3:36:27 AM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Then you come back here to write about First time aboard an aging Indian airport...



How do you dare say that to @lady admin and her ilk?
Wa wa wa wa waaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sad Sad

At 44 she looks so rounded.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Swenani
#43 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 7:53:55 AM
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kysse wrote:



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Swenani
#44 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 7:55:35 AM
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alma wrote:
There's nothing more annoying than a man talking about the women he has slept with. Like seriously.

Kweli wazua has become ghafla and mpasho?

oh i slept with an indian. get a life please.

probably wanking just reading the replies.


washa kiyana akule maisha na spade!!!!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#45 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 8:23:06 AM
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Makali1 wrote:
Mtafiti wrote:
Please remember you were born when she was 17. Is there a shortage of morals and girls? Shindwe!!!!


I concur. This is disgusting and filthy behavior. God is not mocked. Shindwe kabisa pepo chafu!!!


So its halal to go to Koinange street at 4am in the morning to pick up some tired-assed 22 year old while its filthy to entertain a clean 43 year old mature lady?

NKT...

Sad Sad

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Wamunyota
#46 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 9:33:40 AM
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Enjoy your life young man.Let no one tell you about morals.Who dictates what's right and what's wrong?
Now,look for our wazuan cassava farmer.The cassava will come in handy.
Airport ni airport whether indian,black,yellow,40 year old,20 year old.Chapa ihame.
At her age,she could be suffering from inadequacy disorder.She may have acquired some michelin or breads zimefika kwa kiuno-her confidence maybe eroded.DONT say anything negative about her body.DONT check out other chicks while you are with her.She is looking for excitement so give it to her.Get some good Gin,it reduces the speed of pouring.Above all be confident and remember you are the man in that relationship.
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#47 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 9:39:50 AM
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Wamunyota wrote:
Enjoy your life young man.Let no one tell you about morals.Who dictates what's right and what's wrong?
Now,look for our wazuan cassava farmer.The cassava will come in handy.
Airport ni airport whether indian,black,yellow,40 year old,20 year old.Chapa ihame.
At her age,she could be suffering from inadequacy disorder.She may have acquired some michelin or breads zimefika kwa kiuno-her confidence maybe eroded.DONT say anything negative about her body.DONT check out other chicks while you are with her.She is looking for excitement so give it to her.Get some good Gin,it reduces the speed of pouring.Above all be confident and remember you are the man in that relationship.


Na waende ELISA test first thing, most likely the Airport will demand beef-on-the-rubber.

At that age most of them are allergic to latex aka @Angelica_Ann.

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Bykhovets
#48 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 9:42:15 AM
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Wamunyota wrote:
Enjoy your life young man.Let no one tell you about morals.Who dictates what's right and what's wrong?
Now,look for our wazuan cassava farmer.The cassava will come in handy.
Airport ni airport whether indian,black,yellow,40 year old,20 year old.Chapa ihame.
At her age,she could be suffering from inadequacy disorder.She may have acquired some michelin or breads zimefika kwa kiuno-her confidence maybe eroded.DONT say anything negative about her body.DONT check out other chicks while you are with her.She is looking for excitement so give it to her.Get some good Gin,it reduces the speed of pouring.Above all be confident and remember you are the man in that relationship.


Well said.

Mature women can be a great all-round experience. Na hawatosheki. smile
"Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
ZZE123
#49 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 11:45:40 AM
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Bwana Makaratasi go do your thing and all the best. In fact at 26 you are late most the guys criticising you here did it at 24. Only difference is that they know how to keep their mouth shut!!!!
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Swenani
#50 Posted : Thursday, June 04, 2015 1:58:27 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
Bwana Makaratasi go do your thing and all the best. In fact at 26 you are late most the guys criticising you here did it at 24. Only difference is that they know how to keep their mouth shut!!!!


Most of the guys criticizing him last had sex by reading about it here on wazua...Nimachungu wako nayo
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
newfarer
#51 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 8:40:47 AM
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Chunga sana usivunjike mguu. Asiyesikia ya mkuu uvunjika mguu

www.standardmedia.co.ke/...ng-a-love-making-sessionLaughing out loudly
punda amecheka
Euge
#52 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 1:44:07 PM
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You are too idle young man
Lord, thank you!
Obi 1 Kanobi
#53 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 2:32:59 PM
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Watu wa morals wasonge mbali, I kinda enjoy reading the brash shallow content written by this paperchaser dude,Swenani and Impunity. whether imagined or real, they really spice up Wazua.

When they contribute to normal topics, Swenani and Impunity also happen to be very sharp.

@paperchaser, do let us know what happened to your 43 year old airportLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly the creativity will be hillarious
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
Euge
#54 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 2:40:27 PM
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Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Watu wa morals wasonge mbali, I kinda enjoy reading the brash shallow content written by this paperchaser dude,Swenani and Impunity. whether imagined or real, they really spice up Wazua.

When they contribute to normal topics, Swenani and Impunity also happen to be very sharp.

@paperchaser, do let us know what happened to your 43 year old airportLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly the creativity will be hillarious


We have to wait with bated breath. The airport could have crashed, parts fallen off, maybe in these heavy rains the runway was flooded. There are possibilities of many things going wrong over here.
Lord, thank you!
tycho
#55 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 3:21:21 PM
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A lot depends on the woman's wisdom and exposure. If the woman knows how a man thinks and acts, and his limits, and that it takes tact to really enjoy sex and a romantic relationship then it's possible to enjoy the relationship.

Problem is that's a hard find, and the man can get pretty boring. So it ends up being a con game. It's a really difficult but exciting game.

Then later a man realizes that a f*** is just a f*** and is so boring in itself. That's the point one can go psycho. . .
Impunity
#56 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 3:51:25 PM
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Euge wrote:
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Watu wa morals wasonge mbali, I kinda enjoy reading the brash shallow content written by this paperchaser dude,Swenani and Impunity. whether imagined or real, they really spice up Wazua.

When they contribute to normal topics, Swenani and Impunity also happen to be very sharp.

@paperchaser, do let us know what happened to your 43 year old airportLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly the creativity will be hillarious


We have to wait with bated breath. The airport could have crashed, parts fallen off, maybe in these heavy rains the runway was flooded. There are possibilities of many things going wrong over here.


40+ Airports seldom floods, not more than twice a year!
Men-on-pause.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Euge
#57 Posted : Friday, June 05, 2015 8:02:17 PM
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Bykhovets wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Enjoy your life young man.Let no one tell you about morals.Who dictates what's right and what's wrong?
Now,look for our wazuan cassava farmer.The cassava will come in handy.
Airport ni airport whether indian,black,yellow,40 year old,20 year old.Chapa ihame.
At her age,she could be suffering from inadequacy disorder.She may have acquired some michelin or breads zimefika kwa kiuno-her confidence maybe eroded.DONT say anything negative about her body.DONT check out other chicks while you are with her.She is looking for excitement so give it to her.Get some good Gin,it reduces the speed of pouring.Above all be confident and remember you are the man in that relationship.


Well said.

Mature women can be a great all-round experience. Na hawatosheki. smile

Ati hawatosheki? Or is it you not up to the task?
Lord, thank you!
UpcomingPaperChaser
#58 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 3:10:01 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Euge wrote:
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Watu wa morals wasonge mbali, I kinda enjoy reading the brash shallow content written by this paperchaser dude,Swenani and Impunity. whether imagined or real, they really spice up Wazua.

When they contribute to normal topics, Swenani and Impunity also happen to be very sharp.

@paperchaser, do let us know what happened to your 43 year old airportLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly the creativity will be hillarious


We have to wait with bated breath. The airport could have crashed, parts fallen off, maybe in these heavy rains the runway was flooded. There are possibilities of many things going wrong over here.


40+ Airports seldom floods, not more than twice a year!
Men-on-pause.


True dat, the airport owner told me the flooding occurs only twice or thrice a year!!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#59 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 3:11:45 AM
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tycho wrote:
A lot depends on the woman's wisdom and exposure. If the woman knows how a man thinks and acts, and his limits, and that it takes tact to really enjoy sex and a romantic relationship then it's possible to enjoy the relationship.

Problem is that's a hard find, and the man can get pretty boring. So it ends up being a con game. It's a really difficult but exciting game.

Then later a man realizes that a f*** is just a f*** and is so boring in itself. That's the point one can go psycho. . .


The excitement is killing me man, this might happen once only in my lifetime. So am up to the task.
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#60 Posted : Saturday, June 06, 2015 3:13:30 AM
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Euge wrote:
Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Watu wa morals wasonge mbali, I kinda enjoy reading the brash shallow content written by this paperchaser dude,Swenani and Impunity. whether imagined or real, they really spice up Wazua.

When they contribute to normal topics, Swenani and Impunity also happen to be very sharp.

@paperchaser, do let us know what happened to your 43 year old airportLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly the creativity will be hillarious


We have to wait with bated breath. The airport could have crashed, parts fallen off, maybe in these heavy rains the runway was flooded. There are possibilities of many things going wrong over here.


The Chinese are still bringing the airport man, it has not yet arrived. The airport arrives on 10th 16:00 HRS EAT
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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