Swenani, Swenani, Swenani !

For heaven’s sake my man, you are better than that. You really are.

You have a relationship with her that no one can take away from you. I want to believe that this thread is YOUR way of showing her and the world what she means to you.

In that regard, I would advice that you desist from doing things that make her think she made the wrong decision by having this relationship. Listen to her. I mean really, really listen to her.

For example, she asserts her name is Butterflyke and not Butterfly or Kipepeo or Butter. She loves Capital FM but is also quite at home listening to Joseph Kamaru. For some certain reason, she is not at ease in the kitchen or cooking.

Let your posts henceforth be a reflection of what she says. Have you noticed that in this thread so far, she has not referred to you directly? Ponder that.

But then again, advice is just that. Advice. Take it or ignore it. Best wishes though. She is a great Lady. Remember that. Always. School’s out.

-ve psychology

I beg to differ.

Your response to the onion inquiry says as much in not so many words.

I believe an apt reply would have elicited a long conversation among our Lady Citizens that would have rendered our Resident Intellectuals green with envy.

Would you like to give it another try while I study the Recipe conversation?

My disagreement notwithstanding, I do wish you lovely Friday afternoon.

sasa wewe hausaidiki, you have been advised to talk about food and cutting onions, avoid the kitchen, talk about capital fm and sepp kamaru and make sure you get the name right.

Just that, na wewe bado unapambana tu na vyote vinavyo fanya kipepeo angalie upande -

just steal from Mr. Njagua Kanyi, I am sure he won't mind.