Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
Buy a pussy If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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jaggernaut wrote: disappeared.
I was informed that some of the snakes are normally transported as eggs in the construction sand from ukambani and you could end up with the deadliest snakes eg black mamba, puff adder etc in your compound when the eggs hatch. Woooow....!!!....Makes lotsa sense. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635
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washiku wrote:kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
Assuming you survived, after praying to Sister Nyatha, you could report the miracle to the Catholic Church. Sister Irene Nyatha becomes Saint, pap! "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
Buy a pussy She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy... 
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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jaggernaut wrote:Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
Buy a pussy She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy... wachana na Faxe If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,924
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Swenani wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
Buy a pussy She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy... wachana na Faxe In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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ish.. I survived,  though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail. and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe!
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kysse wrote:ish.. I survived, though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail. and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe! Could be one of those giant cockroaches.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about?  Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:ish.. I survived, though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail. and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe! Live with a man. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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jaggernaut wrote:Swenani wrote:kysse wrote:Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...
Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.
Buy a pussy She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy... The texture of the hairs from the two pussys are NOT the same, you can take this to Jamii Bank along Koinange street.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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butterflyke wrote:@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? aaaw butter you have made sad. I don't think it survived. It could be her blessed shipirit stirring.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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kysse wrote:butterflyke wrote:@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? aaaw butter you have made sad. I don't think it survived. It could be her blessed shipirit stirring. It could very well be.... (insert ghost emoji) Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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butterflyke wrote:kysse wrote:butterflyke wrote:@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? aaaw butter you have made sad. I don't think it survived. It could be her blessed shipirit stirring. It could very well be.... (insert ghost emoji) Or it could be in that bag right now...maybe it came back as a snake
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/1/2008 Posts: 1,098
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kysse wrote:ish.. I survived, though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail. and if If it moves, I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe! @Kysse, wewe ni mugoroki!
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