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Swenani
#41 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 8:50:40 AM
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kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.










Buy a pussy
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#42 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 10:50:38 AM
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kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.









Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Njung'e
#43 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 12:21:30 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
disappeared.

I was informed that some of the snakes are normally transported as eggs in the construction sand from ukambani and you could end up with the deadliest snakes eg black mamba, puff adder etc in your compound when the eggs hatch.


Woooow....!!!....Makes lotsa sense.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Wakanyugi
#44 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 3:08:39 PM
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washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Assuming you survived, after praying to Sister Nyatha, you could report the miracle to the Catholic Church.

Sister Irene Nyatha becomes Saint, pap!
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
Swenani
#45 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 3:16:24 PM
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Wakanyugi wrote:
washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Assuming you survived, after praying to Sister Nyatha, you could report the miracle to the Catholic Church.

Sister Irene Nyatha becomes Saint, pap!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#46 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 3:47:47 PM
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Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
Wakanyugi wrote:
washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



Assuming you survived, after praying to Sister Nyatha, you could report the miracle to the Catholic Church.

Sister Irene Nyatha becomes Saint, pap!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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butterflyke
#47 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 6:29:19 PM
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washiku wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.









Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
jaggernaut
#48 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 9:10:10 PM
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Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.










Buy a pussy


She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy...


Swenani
#49 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 9:12:45 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.










Buy a pussy


She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy...





wachana na Faxe
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Angelica _ann
#50 Posted : Monday, May 25, 2015 10:59:48 PM
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Swenani wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.










Buy a pussy


She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy...





wachana na Faxe

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kysse
#51 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 12:36:41 AM
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ish..

I survived,smile though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail.
and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe!

jaggernaut
#52 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 7:08:31 AM
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kysse wrote:
ish..

I survived,smile though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail.
and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe!



Could be one of those giant cockroaches.
butterflyke
#53 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 7:35:08 AM
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kysse wrote:




@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? Sad
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
Impunity
#54 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 7:51:58 AM
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kysse wrote:
ish..

I survived,smile though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail.
and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe!



Live with a man.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#55 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 8:04:34 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Something is making noise inside my handbag which I haven't used for long. It hangs on my wall...
Now my eyes are glued to it,because it's open, but I can't move lest the 'thing' jumps out and bites me on the face!
Now it's quiet,can imagine it all coiled up waiting for me to doze...

Actually I am changing rooms... cant risk.and just in case..no I will be fine.gotta sneak out slowly,woi God of blessed sister Nyaatha help me.





Buy a pussy


She has a pussy. A nice hairy sweet black pussy...




The texture of the hairs from the two pussys are NOT the same, you can take this to Jamii Bank along Koinange street.
Shame on you
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

kysse
#56 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 8:06:26 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
kysse wrote:




@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? Sad

Sad Sad

aaaw butter you have made sad. I don't think it survived. It could be her blessed shipirit stirring.
butterflyke
#57 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 9:01:33 AM
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kysse wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
kysse wrote:




@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? Sad

Sad Sad

aaaw butter you have made sad. I don't think it survived. It could be her blessed shipirit stirring.


It could very well be.... (insert ghost emoji)
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
washiku
#58 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:49:13 AM
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butterflyke wrote:
kysse wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
kysse wrote:




@kysse, is this one of the black kittens you felt guilty about? Sad

Sad Sad

aaaw butter you have made sad. I don't think it survived. It could be her blessed shipirit stirring.


It could very well be.... (insert ghost emoji)


Or it could be in that bag right now...maybe it came back as a snakeSad
Jump-steady
#59 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:23:12 PM
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kysse wrote:
ish..

I survived,smile though instints tell me there's something inside that open bag..sigusiii,it can eat itself from the tail.
and if If it moves,I shout Nyaaaa.shindwe!




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@Kysse, wewe ni mugoroki!
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