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While he was visiting, my brother asked for the password to the Wi-Fi.
“It’s taped under the modem,”
I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Muriel wrote:While he was visiting, my brother asked for the password to the Wi-Fi.
“It’s taped under the modem,”
I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”
 Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Comments sectionThis is a conversation between Mwangi,thickhead and onetwo Quote:mwangi • 2 hours ago
good speech mr president..any potential investor will definitely be attract by kenya..after listening to such a speech..as for me as local investor lm doing my part here in bamburi mombasa county..thank again for 30% duration in my power bill,cant wait for the nxt reduction phase in the power tariff Quote:onetwo mwangi • 2 hours ago
hehehe you serious? Power bill yako iko down 30%? Quote:mwangi onetwo • 2 hours ago
did l stama..don't tell me urs went up by 30% Quote:onetwo mwangi • 2 hours ago
Ndio maana nimeshangaa. Sielewi. March bill was 1K but this April it is 1.3K Quote:mwangi onetwo • 2 hours ago
well my hse bill went from 1000 to 700 bob n my biz bill went from 9000k to 6300k..look into ur usage boss..maybe ur leaving ur tv ,radio n lights longer then usual Quote:ThickHead mwangi • 2 hours ago
700?
Kwani umejenga bedsitter? Quote:mwangi ThickHead • an hour ago
u wish ..l work hard for my lifestyle ..it a nice spacious two bedroom with a gym and swimming pool in nyail est Quote:ThickHead mwangi • an hour ago
And 9,000 selling spare parts?
Kwani una machine za kuchinja magari kwa shop?
Ama spareparts zinahitaji freezer? Quote:mwangi ThickHead • an hour ago
go to the shop you usually buy ur benz,range rover,jaguar parts and ask them which machines they use and ask about their power bill ....sawa kichwa uji If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Swenani wrote:Comments sectionThis is a conversation between Mwangi,thickhead and onetwo Quote:mwangi • 2 hours ago
good speech mr president..any potential investor will definitely be attract by kenya..after listening to such a speech..as for me as local investor lm doing my part here in bamburi mombasa county..thank again for 30% duration in my power bill,cant wait for the nxt reduction phase in the power tariff Quote:onetwo mwangi • 2 hours ago
hehehe you serious? Power bill yako iko down 30%? Quote:mwangi onetwo • 2 hours ago
did l stama..don't tell me urs went up by 30% Quote:onetwo mwangi • 2 hours ago
Ndio maana nimeshangaa. Sielewi. March bill was 1K but this April it is 1.3K Quote:mwangi onetwo • 2 hours ago
well my hse bill went from 1000 to 700 bob n my biz bill went from 9000k to 6300k..look into ur usage boss..maybe ur leaving ur tv ,radio n lights longer then usual Quote:ThickHead mwangi • 2 hours ago
700?
Kwani umejenga bedsitter? Quote:mwangi ThickHead • an hour ago
u wish ..l work hard for my lifestyle ..it a nice spacious two bedroom with a gym and swimming pool in nyail est Quote:ThickHead mwangi • an hour ago
And 9,000 selling spare parts?
Kwani una machine za kuchinja magari kwa shop?
Ama spareparts zinahitaji freezer? Quote:mwangi ThickHead • an hour ago
go to the shop you usually buy ur benz,range rover,jaguar parts and ask them which machines they use and ask about their power bill ....sawa kichwa uji Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/10/2015 Posts: 411
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Rankaz13 wrote:Swenani wrote:Comments sectionThis is a conversation between Mwangi,thickhead and onetwo Quote:mwangi • 2 hours ago
good speech mr president..any potential investor will definitely be attract by kenya..after listening to such a speech..as for me as local investor lm doing my part here in bamburi mombasa county..thank again for 30% duration in my power bill,cant wait for the nxt reduction phase in the power tariff Quote:onetwo mwangi • 2 hours ago
hehehe you serious? Power bill yako iko down 30%? Nini hii? Quote:mwangi onetwo • 2 hours ago
did l stama..don't tell me urs went up by 30% Quote:onetwo mwangi • 2 hours ago
Ndio maana nimeshangaa. Sielewi. March bill was 1K but this April it is 1.3K Quote:mwangi onetwo • 2 hours ago
well my hse bill went from 1000 to 700 bob n my biz bill went from 9000k to 6300k..look into ur usage boss..maybe ur leaving ur tv ,radio n lights longer then usual Quote:ThickHead mwangi • 2 hours ago
700?
Kwani umejenga bedsitter? Quote:mwangi ThickHead • an hour ago
u wish ..l work hard for my lifestyle ..it a nice spacious two bedroom with a gym and swimming pool in nyail est Quote:ThickHead mwangi • an hour ago
And 9,000 selling spare parts?
Kwani una machine za kuchinja magari kwa shop?
Ama spareparts zinahitaji freezer? Quote:mwangi ThickHead • an hour ago
go to the shop you usually buy ur benz,range rover,jaguar parts and ask them which machines they use and ask about their power bill ....sawa kichwa uji Your income is directly related to your philosophy, Not the economy.-Jim Rohn
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to gh500,000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining. He asked, where are the other 3? His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news. THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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