There were this three gentlemen tourists who got lost in the Amazon and were captured by a native forest tribe.

They were taken to the chief who gave them only two options, to choose between "DEATH Or UNGAWA"

They were to decide by the next morning, so two of them decided that they were too young to die so they chose UNGAWA.

Early the next morning the cell gaurd opened the cell door and asked "Death or Ungawa?"
The two replied "UNGAWA".

When he asked the third fella the same, he told him he had not decided so he left with the first two.
They didnt come back till late in the evening but they were not speaking to their friend no matter how hard he tried to ask them how UNGAWA was.

So this was the routine for the next three days.

Curiosity made this fella who had not decided (as he was being left in the cell for the whole day) want to know what ungawa really was so that he could decide as they didnt have any other options.

What was this that was making his friends never talk to him again when they came back from Ungawa?

He sweet talked one of the guards when the other two had left the cell for the usual routine,and he told him the secret - That ungawa was to be Sodomized by members of the tribe.

So this is what made his freinds never want to speak to him again.
"I cannot go thru that I'd rurther die than have savage men bang my rear."

So early the next morning when the guard came he asked him whether he had decided and he said yes he had chosen death so the guard took him took him to the chief.

And the chief Runted once again "DEATH OR UNGAWA" & the fella shouted "DEATH"
So the chief said,

"OK, DEATH IT IS,.........DEATH BY UNGAWA."

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

His request approved, a CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get
some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

@Selah,
Jinga John....Bure kabisa!!...lmao!!

A guy says 2 hs wife,"2day its my b'day,i wanna hv da best nyt eva,i bought ths movie tickes."

The wife gts excited,bt confused again nd she says,"Bt y u hv 3 tickets,instead of 2?"

The guy smiles nd says,"They r 4 u,u cn take both ur parents along wit u."