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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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SPOTTED AT A BAR IN CHEPTIRET 1. Ukifanya order, pls tulia kama machi ya mtungi, sio saa sote unakumbusha waiter. Kwani uoni ni mutu msima? Plel. 2.Ukisikia pombe amechaa kwa kichwo, tavathali kaikai usianse kutirtiren hapa na kuansa kuimba nyimbo sa Micah. 3. Kwa haba hifi hakuna dense floor. Kwa hifyo ukitaka kufunja mbafu, tembesa mkuu Canifore. 4. Chents ama ukibenda Urinols, hatukatai, siko. Hacha ndogo ni sawa. Kubwa, malisa pombe upeleke kwako. Hapa tunausa pombe si ugali. 5. Tapia ya kufinyia waiter chicho ikome. Umesikia yeye ni taktari ya majo? Plel vul. 6. Kuwekewa mjele si pig deal. Ukiwekewa, utoe na uendelee na pombe yako. 7. Maneno ya CORD na Chupilii peleke fespuk. Sio Hapa!! BY MANAGEMENT. Carolyne Tarus
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London. He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the radio because his religious doctrine forbade him listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked why. His passenger replied that in the time of the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim was surprised and asked him: "What are you doing???" The Cab driver answered: "In the time of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud speakers in mosques that woke up newly born, the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE' everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a camel." ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/1/2008 Posts: 1,098
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McReggae wrote:A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London.
He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the
radio because his religious doctrine forbade him
listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked
why. His passenger replied that in the time of
the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially
Western music, which is the music of the
infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the
radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for
his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim
was surprised and asked him: "What are you
doing???" The Cab driver answered: "In the time
of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no
bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud
speakers in mosques that woke up newly born,
the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no
suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE'
everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a
camel." 
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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Jump-steady wrote:McReggae wrote:A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London.
He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the
radio because his religious doctrine forbade him
listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked
why. His passenger replied that in the time of
the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially
Western music, which is the music of the
infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the
radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for
his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim
was surprised and asked him: "What are you
doing???" The Cab driver answered: "In the time
of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no
bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud
speakers in mosques that woke up newly born,
the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no
suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE'
everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a
camel." Utakutilio
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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radio wrote:Jump-steady wrote:McReggae wrote:A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London.
He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the
radio because his religious doctrine forbade him
listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked
why. His passenger replied that in the time of
the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially
Western music, which is the music of the
infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the
radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for
his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim
was surprised and asked him: "What are you
doing???" The Cab driver answered: "In the time
of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no
bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud
speakers in mosques that woke up newly born,
the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no
suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE'
everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a
camel." Utakutilio PBUY
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/10/2015 Posts: 411
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washiku wrote:radio wrote:Jump-steady wrote:McReggae wrote:A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London.
He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the
radio because his religious doctrine forbade him
listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked
why. His passenger replied that in the time of
the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially
Western music, which is the music of the
infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the
radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for
his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim
was surprised and asked him: "What are you
doing???" The Cab driver answered: "In the time
of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no
bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud
speakers in mosques that woke up newly born,
the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no
suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE'
everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a
camel." He he he Utakutilio PBUY Your income is directly related to your philosophy, Not the economy.-Jim Rohn
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/10/2015 Posts: 411
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Mombasa raha  Your income is directly related to your philosophy, Not the economy.-Jim Rohn
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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derick wrote:washiku wrote:radio wrote:Jump-steady wrote:McReggae wrote:A devout Arab Muslim got into a cab in London.
He curtly asked the 'cab driver' to turn off the
radio because his religious doctrine forbade him
listening to music. The Cab driver politely asked
why. His passenger replied that in the time of
the Holy Prophet there was no music, especially
Western music, which is the music of the
infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the
radio, stopped the cab and opened the door for
his passenger to disembark. The Arab Muslim
was surprised and asked him: "What are you
doing???" The Cab driver answered: "In the time
of the Holy Prophet, there were no taxis, no
bombs, no plane hijacks, no west invented loud
speakers in mosques that woke up newly born,
the elderly and the sick at unearthly hours, no
suicide attacks, no RDX, no AK 47; only 'PEACE'
everywhere. So shut up, get down and wait for a
camel." He he he Utakutilio PBUY PBU-YOU Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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...na ulimwengu yatapita lakini neno litasimama...x2 Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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