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Rankaz13
#71 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 9:49:55 PM
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smile smile Kuyos Can’t Cook, So What?

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The food had to be blunt in taste, take a long time to chew and an even longer time to digest. They discussed various grains and realized two of them took quite a while to cook. They had to be subjected to insane amounts of heat for the larger part of the day for them to be anything close to a palatable.
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Rankaz13
#72 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 3:21:22 AM
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A witty review of the Nissan GTR by one Baraza.

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You had best be awake when you mash the firewall. The transformation from “automatic Datsun coupé” to “Porsche-Slaying Maniac” is instantaneous. The downshifts become harder.

The upshifts become brutal. The acceleration is relentless. The braking is merciless. Cornering in this car actually hurts, it DOES hurt; more so if you had a heavy lunch involving numerous tacos and several cans of chilled soft drink in the baking California heat like yours truly.

While the car goes like it was launched by a giant rubber band and stops like it has hit a tree, it is through the turns that its ability beggars belief.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
aemathenge
#73 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 10:54:12 AM
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Man About Town over at the Business Daily.

Those articles are so real. I cannot help but to wonder if he speaks from experience.
Wamunyota
#74 Posted : Friday, February 27, 2015 11:09:11 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Euge wrote:
Siringi wrote:
Lets-bury-a-kikuyuLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly these people

wapi @njunge


This guy got it soooo right. Its hilarious. I have read it twice and laughed very loudly each time.
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Then I noticed that they don’t open the casket. The body is only viewed at the morgue and once they shut it, that’s it folks. They will only view the body in shags by special request from those who didn’t view it at the morgue. They might as well be burying Bugs Bunny in that coffin for all they care. Us, we open the damned thing up, because we have to confirm if you are being buried in decent shoes.

i decided to read it tonight - I laughed out at a dinner table in a restaurant somewhere south of the sahara. I didn't care! by the way ... WHAT'S WITH THE HATS? SIKUWAHI PEWA HIYO MEMO BUT I SEE MOST OF MY RELAZ AND THEIR RELAZ DONNING SOME. BROWN HATS...
it had a few self reflection sombre points - we really move on quick. could it explain the fact that most kyuks are either fervent christians or drunkards? we may need a shrink. by the way - that "crying on the inside" stuff is real! no one except small babies and people who had not been there for the matangaz shed tears (I have shed my own share of tears but away from the public eye). I loved the article.

by the way - the photos question? what I have obsevered is that the closest kin of the deceased keep them -hutapata yako! they have videos as well. when people visit you are given a whole bunch of albums and there is a discussion as you wait for food to cook. funeral photos are also taken coz they are like the surest way of getting to know who your 3rd cousin on your mother's side is. you get to meet many people with your names or variations of your names. photos of these people are kept.

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Hutia Mundu!!
harrydre
#75 Posted : Tuesday, April 07, 2015 9:56:20 PM
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The 3-am Man Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
i.am.back!!!!
Swenani
#76 Posted : Tuesday, April 07, 2015 10:25:53 PM
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harrydre wrote:

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And if you are a teetotaler, you are missing out on one beautiful phenomenon; you will die not knowing how loud a microwave is at 3am. And that’s a crying shame.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
dossy7
#77 Posted : Wednesday, April 08, 2015 10:07:17 AM
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Swenani wrote:
harrydre wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

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And if you are a teetotaler, you are missing out on one beautiful phenomenon; you will die not knowing how loud a microwave is at 3am. And that’s a crying shame.

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Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
washiku
#78 Posted : Wednesday, April 08, 2015 11:07:55 AM
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Swenani
#79 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:25:23 PM
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Try hit a girl today

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The skinny cop looks at the damage and says it’s not bad, that we can sort it out, so could we remove these cars from the road immediately? We drive and park by Chaka Road and, still with hands across her chest, she rolls her eyes all the way to the back of her skull when I tell her I will offer her 1,500 bob. (I know, hehe). After 30mins or serious pulling and tagging we finally agree on 3K. I pay her and she gets into her car and drives off without even giving me a hug. (Nkt).
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Njung'e
#80 Posted : Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:50:31 PM
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harrydre wrote:


smile lovely piece.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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