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Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:Shak wrote:Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!! You never miss phombe t'ings!   In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:Shak wrote:Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!! You never miss phombe t'ings!  I can see this t'ings slang imemuingia @Impunity kabisa!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Someone has reminded us of an incident that happened in high school. We used to have a resident tailor where we were taking all our cloths that needed some fixing. On this one day, the house prefect announced to all Form ones that since most of our mattresses were 'thin' and some 'torn', we were to take all of them to the tailor to be 'patched'-Kuwekwa viraka(We used to be given mattresses in school thus you would expect the torn ones were given to form ones. If you were lucky to get a good one, you wouldn't get to the dormitory before a fourth form nigga took it from you and exchanged it with a 1 inch one). The prefect's word in that school was law, more powerful than a teacher's order. The form ones, in total obedience, took their mattresses and 'foolishly' lined up at the tailor's room, waiting for him to mend the torn mattresses. The day was on 1st April.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Googles best, some guys are calling ISP to complain!!!..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Angelica _ann wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:Shak wrote:Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!! You never miss phombe t'ings! Surely Mc, I think they should stop investing in these detectors and employ you instead! I remember you could even smell road blocks around the city with a raise of the nose
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Goodluck Jonathan looses election. They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/16/2012 Posts: 808
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Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/16/2012 Posts: 808
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Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! That's cool, but do you get the other joke? They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! That's cool, but do you get the other joke? Yeah, bad luck. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/16/2012 Posts: 808
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Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! That's cool, but do you get the other joke? Yeah, bad luck. In this thread, folk are trying to spot April fools stunts in the news. It so happens that the election concluded during the April fools season, so the news title "Goodluck Jonathan loses election" can be interpreted as an elaborate April fools stunt. Then Jonathan comes out like "Happy April fools day!". They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,909
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D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! That's cool, but do you get the other joke? Yeah, bad luck. In this thread, folk are trying to spot April fools stunts in the news. It so happens that the election concluded during the April fools season, so the news title "Goodluck Jonathan loses election" can be interpreted as an elaborate April fools stunt. Then Jonathan comes out like "Happy April fools day!". You have to explain the joke........  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/16/2012 Posts: 808
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Angelica _ann wrote:D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! That's cool, but do you get the other joke? Yeah, bad luck. In this thread, folk are trying to spot April fools stunts in the news. It so happens that the election concluded during the April fools season, so the news title "Goodluck Jonathan loses election" can be interpreted as an elaborate April fools stunt. Then Jonathan comes out like "Happy April fools day!". You have to explain the joke........ Turns out that I had to. Reverse engineering that statement was not as workable as I thought it would be. They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/16/2012 Posts: 808
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 They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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D32 wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Impunity wrote:D32 wrote:Spelling mistake. Should be a single "o" not double, but I hope you get the Joke. Your spelling mistake itself is a BIG joke! That's cool, but do you get the other joke? Yeah, bad luck. In this thread, folk are trying to spot April fools stunts in the news. It so happens that the election concluded during the April fools season, so the news title "Goodluck Jonathan loses election" can be interpreted as an elaborate April fools stunt. Then Jonathan comes out like "Happy April fools day!". You have to explain the joke........ Turns out that I had to. Reverse engineering that statement was not as workable as I thought it would be. There was a spelling mistake? You did not have to explain. Laugh.
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