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April 1st pranks
holycow
#41 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:01:29 AM
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Angelica _ann
#42 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:11:03 AM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Shak wrote:
Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail


The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!!


You never miss phombe t'ings!
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McReggae
#43 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:23:36 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Shak wrote:
Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail


The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!!


You never miss phombe t'ings!
Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


smile I can see this t'ings slang imemuingia @Impunity kabisa!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
washiku
#44 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:48:32 AM
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Someone has reminded us of an incident that happened in high school. We used to have a resident tailor where we were taking all our cloths that needed some fixing. On this one day, the house prefect announced to all Form ones that since most of our mattresses were 'thin' and some 'torn', we were to take all of them to the tailor to be 'patched'-Kuwekwa viraka(We used to be given mattresses in school thus you would expect the torn ones were given to form ones. If you were lucky to get a good one, you wouldn't get to the dormitory before a fourth form nigga took it from you and exchanged it with a 1 inch one). The prefect's word in that school was law, more powerful than a teacher's order. The form ones, in total obedience, took their mattresses and 'foolishly' lined up at the tailor's room, waiting for him to mend the torn mattresses. The day was on 1st April.

McReggae
#45 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 1:21:36 PM
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Googles best, some guys are calling ISP to complain!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
AlphDoti
#46 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 1:21:52 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Shak wrote:
Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail

The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!!

You never miss phombe t'ings!
Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Surely Mc, I think they should stop investing in these detectors and employ you instead! I remember you could even smell road blocks around the city with a raise of the nose Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
McReggae
#47 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 1:30:56 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Shak wrote:
Whicj Is the April Fools article in today's daily nation, hard copy? I've looked for a fake story to no avail

The new gun that will detect alcohol in your body from 5kms away!!!

You never miss phombe t'ings!
Sad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Surely Mc, I think they should stop investing in these detectors and employ you instead! I remember you could even smell road blocks around the city with a raise of the nose Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
D32
#48 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:07:05 PM
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Goodluck Jonathan looses election.
They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were seeds.
Impunity
#49 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:14:20 PM
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D32 wrote:
Goodluck Jonathan looses election.


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Muriel
#50 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:57:37 PM
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Impunity wrote:
D32 wrote:
Goodluck Jonathan looses election.


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