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Lolest!		#2751 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 5:36:37 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		Quote: A luhya guy lands in Mombasa and tries to trace a long lost friend called Abdul he meets a local guy and asks 'Unamchuako Aptul?' The man responds 'Ndio namfahamu.' Luhya guy asks, "Nitampatako???" The man looking surprised tells him, "...ahh mwanangu hapo sijui kama utampa tako hayo ni mambo yenu wawili...."
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edwinmukiri		#2752 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 6:49:47 PM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/11/2014 Posts: 72 Location: Nairobi		Lolest! wrote: Quote: A luhya guy lands in Mombasa and tries to trace a long lost friend called Abdul he meets a local guy and asks 'Unamchuako Aptul?' The man responds 'Ndio namfahamu.' Luhya guy asks, "Nitampatako???" The man looking surprised tells him, "...ahh mwanangu hapo sijui kama utampa tako hayo ni mambo yenu wawili...." haha Bulls make money,bears make money and pigs get slaughtered.
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washiku		#2753 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 9:27:56 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Rankaz13 wrote: derick wrote: Intelligentsia wrote: Patrick had a bad attendance record with the company he worked for, particularly being late for work in the morning. He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a chance to explain his reasons. His argument: "I get up in de morning. I shower, I look in de mirror and try tuh straiten my hair. Den I sumtimes miss de texi and den I am late." His boss has a bright idea. He gets one of Patrick's colleagues to sneak into Patrick's room and steal the mirror off the wall, without Patrick's knowledge. The following day Patrick does not turn up for work. The same happens the day after that. So Patrick gets summoned to another hearing to explain reasons for not attending work. His argument: "I get up in de morning. I shower, I look in de mirror. I see no Patrick. I think Patrick already left for work" Viva Patrick!!!!! Lolest Ngaaatho!!! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2754 Posted : Thursday, March 26, 2015 4:40:53 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		MAKOKHA: Ugali ni pesa ngapi? WAITER: Kubwa ni 20/= Ndogo ni 10/= ya jana ni 5/= MAKOKHA: Nifungie kubwa mbili ntachukua kesho A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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KIKItheKING		#2755 Posted : Sunday, March 29, 2015 10:05:51 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2015 Posts: 125		C&P A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he andhis wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat. Its an asshole! FEAR GOD
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Rankaz13		#2756 Posted : Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:56:59 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		KIKItheKING wrote: C&P A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he andhis wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat. Its an asshole! Oops! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Intelligentsia		#2757 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 9:04:56 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436		KIKItheKING wrote: C&P A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he andhis wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat. Its an asshole! ...reminds me of a story told of a dude given a lift by his Boss and shortly after the dude reached his home and disembarked from Boss's car, Boss suddenly remembered he forgot to tell the dude to come early next day coz the organizatn was to have a visitor. So Boss whipped out his phone and called the dude on his cell, but kumbe dude's phone had fallen on the passenger seat. Boss picks the ringing blinking phone and sees the caller...'SHETANI'. Neno litaendelea...
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Rankaz13		#2758 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 10:03:18 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Intelligentsia wrote: ...reminds me of a story told of a dude given a lift by his Boss and shortly after the dude reached his home and disembarked from Boss's car, Boss suddenly remembered he forgot to tell the dude to come early next day coz the organizatn was to have a visitor. So Boss whipped out his phone and called the dude on his cell, but kumbe dude's phone had fallen on the passenger seat. Boss picks the ringing blinking phone and sees the caller...'SHETANI'. Neno litaendelea... Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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radio		#2759 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 10:51:03 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003		Rankaz13 wrote: Intelligentsia wrote: ...reminds me of a story told of a dude given a lift by his Boss and shortly after the dude reached his home and disembarked from Boss's car, Boss suddenly remembered he forgot to tell the dude to come early next day coz the organizatn was to have a visitor. So Boss whipped out his phone and called the dude on his cell, but kumbe dude's phone had fallen on the passenger seat. Boss picks the ringing blinking phone and sees the caller...'SHETANI'. Neno litaendelea...
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King G		#2760 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2015 11:03:30 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo		radio wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: Intelligentsia wrote: ...reminds me of a story told of a dude given a lift by his Boss and shortly after the dude reached his home and disembarked from Boss's car, Boss suddenly remembered he forgot to tell the dude to come early next day coz the organizatn was to have a visitor. So Boss whipped out his phone and called the dude on his cell, but kumbe dude's phone had fallen on the passenger seat. Boss picks the ringing blinking phone and sees the caller...'SHETANI'. Neno litaendelea... Thieves
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