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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/15/2013 Posts: 1,977 Location: Here
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Iganamagana wrote:Swenani wrote:Boris Boyka wrote:Euge wrote:Looks like he is afraid to see a doctor. Urge him to see about 3 of them and compare their verdicts. If he cant sire, its not the end of the world. He can agree with his wife to outsource or he can adopt. He should have gone to Doc long time ago. If he finds he can't make...my tradition tells me that he should approach the brother to land for him so that the family genes and by far appearances reflect. Ni hayo tu. from experience? This was the practice in many African communities for two reasons. 1. The genes. 2. Families could keep secrets.  @sewani yes! experirnce is the best teacher even though all of his students see stars in the exam. Everybody STEALS, a THIEF is one who's CAUGHT stealing something of LITTLE VALUE. !!!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 2,702
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Mambo ya kupata watoto ni kati ya wewe, mke wako na Mungu, stop involving doctors. If it is not meant to be just live and move on maybe God is saving you from a lot of heartache. Children are not always a blessing, they can be a big curse also.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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And dont ever try this IVF business of making babies. Often the babies have one challenge or another. And I find it unnecessary. If God chooses not to bless you with children. So be it. Count all the other blessings he has given you. Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/11/2009 Posts: 1,223
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the semen should also have sufficient hyalunidase to penetratrate the ovum. This is genetically determined. History will not remember you for your IQ. It will remember you for what you did. “Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.” Thomas Edison
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e] You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny. Very shallow!  Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you! Shock my sh*t? Bull-crap! You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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BGL wrote:the semen should also have sufficient hyalunidase to penetratrate the ovum. This is genetically determined. Hyaluronidase it is. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e] You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny. Very shallow! Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you! Shock my sh*t? Bull-crap! You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you? Ala...Hata @Guka ni gynae?
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Rank: Hello Joined: 1/20/2013 Posts: 1 Location: Humu humu
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Kusadikika wrote:Mambo ya kupata watoto ni kati ya wewe, mke wako na Mungu, .... If it is not meant to be just live and move on maybe God is saving you from a lot of heartache. Children are not always a blessing, they can be a big curse also. True true!!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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washiku wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e] You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny. Very shallow! Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you! Shock my sh*t? Bull-crap! You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you? Ala...Hata @Guka ni gynae? Guka is a midwife....sorry midhusband/man and not a gyna If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/15/2015 Posts: 681 Location: Kenya
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I also learn @sewani is a gyna? That I wouldn't advise though.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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Kusadikika wrote:Mambo ya kupata watoto ni kati ya wewe, mke wako na Mungu, stop involving doctors. If it is not meant to be just live and move on maybe God is saving you from a lot of heartache. Children are not always a blessing, they can be a big curse also. i missed the satire in that. Once upon a time hata malaria ilikua wewe na Mungu before they knew it was a bug in your blood killing you. Dear friend just see a doctor our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/7/2010 Posts: 728 Location: Wazuaville
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kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going hii swali ni ya muhimu sana inafaa ijibiwe "Money never sleeps"
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/18/2008 Posts: 377
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@ Kiterunner, once upon a time a girlfriend who wanted your kid would never push you to it. She will readily accept use of condoms and once you start snoring after you are done with biz, she will remove the loaded thing, place it in a freezer and thereafter do the needful. Years down the line, you will confidently face her in court and request for DNA; shock on you  . "You've never lived until you've almost died; for those who have fought for it, life has a flavour the protected will never know."
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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washiku wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:Njung'e wrote:Impunity wrote:[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e] You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny. Very shallow! Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you! Shock my sh*t? Bull-crap! You think so son?...Your stupidity and stubbornness didn't start yesterday and kindly spare me minute respect.For a start,i am the one who held your mother's legs when you were conceived. You didn't know that,did you? Ala...Hata @Guka ni gynae? Eeeh, Ok I agree someone spiked his tea...
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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kiterunner wrote:sparkly wrote:Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.
Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction. out of curiosity, how do they collect the sample? Does a young nurse help or they set you on porn or you come with madam to get things going There is a tv in the room and NO, women are not allowed in there, you go very early in the morning.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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samdoe wrote:Now, this is for a close friend of mine from campus days, the guy confined to me he has been trying to get his wife of four years pregnant to no avail.The wife has a clean bill of health from the gyna/obstetrician. From what I know he has been through many airports, I atleast know of not less than fifteen, even of the ones he took seriously he confessed he never had a kid out there and now he thinks he could be shooting blanks. Now his marriage is giving him stress due to this, he looked stressed, I could tell, but then again I could do very little. I told him I know someone I would seek some advice from as I knew club sk family is endowed with serious and exposed minds.
Kindly advice what are the options?? The guy says he's even loosing weight because of daily landing unless the weather ain't allowing, just to chance whether he will hit the bullseye.
Kindly contribute. An meeting him this weekend and if there's anything I would wish is to give him info that would change his circumstances.
Over to you wazuans. You(Oops, your friend) and wife need to visit Dr. Joshuah Noreh used to be at landmark plaza, I hear he has helped many couples. Post your results after 10 months. The process is long and painful if the woman has the problem and very easy for the man once he puts his ego on the side. All the best.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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luttz wrote:@ Kiterunner, once upon a time a girlfriend who wanted your kid would never push you to it. She will readily accept use of condoms and once you start snoring after you are done with biz, she will remove the loaded thing, place it in a freezer and thereafter do the needful. Years down the line, you will confidently face her in court and request for DNA; shock on you . That is why it is advisable that after you are done, pack your “kids” and carry them!! The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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