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Shooting Blanks - please help!
King G
#31 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 3:45:34 PM
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Things like assisted and harvesting for a 'real' grown up jogoo man is the issue. How?
Thieves
sparkly
#32 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 3:51:44 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
Dear Mr Sam Doe,

The first step in getting a solution to any problem is facing the issue. You need to see a Doctor (there is this fertility place opposite Aga Khan Hosp in Parklands or go to KNH as someone has suggested) who will guide you through the process of determining what the problem is and let you know if there is anything that modern medicine can do to help.

You could be worrying over a simple matter that can be resolved


This statement might also not be true-
samdoe wrote:
The wife has a clean bill of health from the gyna/obstetrician


If the guy is afraid of going to the Dr then it is very likely that he did not accompany the wife to the Gynae. What are the chances that the wife would come home and tell him that she saw the Gynae and she has a fertility problem?

Hizi vitu watu huenda pamoja.
Life is short. Live passionately.
Runner
#33 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 3:58:15 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
Dear Mr Sam Doe,

The first step in getting a solution to any problem is facing the issue. You need to see a Doctor (there is this fertility place opposite Aga Khan Hosp in Parklands or go to KNH as someone has suggested) who will guide you through the process of determining what the problem is and let you know if there is anything that modern medicine can do to help.

You could be worrying over a simple matter that can be resolved


This statement might also not be true-
samdoe wrote:
The wife has a clean bill of health from the gyna/obstetrician


If the guy is afraid of going to the Dr then it is very likely that he did not accompany the wife to the Gynae. What are the chances that the wife would come home and tell him that she saw the Gynae and she has a fertility problem?

Hizi vitu watu huenda pamoja.


True, couples should go see a doctor together. However, more often than not, the men chicken out. Fear of the unknown...
Chaka
#34 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 4:49:45 PM
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Iganamagana wrote:

He could be shooting the jinga-type. Those that dont know what to do next, they just chill mahal wamemwagika, no ambition to explore


Sasa hawa ndio kina nanii?
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The jinga type are such that some have two or more heads and/or tails!!Some also clump together..

If a guy has been through fifteen airports presumably w/o protection and the score is 15--nil what is the conclusion?
Pesa Nane
#35 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 5:32:33 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.


At the Clinic.
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
derick
#36 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 5:38:41 PM
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Pesa Nane wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.


At the Clinic.

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Impunity
#37 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 6:00:42 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Impunity wrote:
[quote=Njung'e][quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e]

You cant keep on repeating the same joke to the same people 1000 times and still think its funny.
Very shallow!
Shame on you Shame on you


Mind your business young boy and stick to your lane lest i shock you!Shame on you


Shock my sh*t?
Bull-crap!
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Rankaz13
#38 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 6:31:57 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Land on the lady at the top of a round-about/intersection in the middle of the night.

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Is this what you did to Julie?

No wonder alizaa mzungu


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Robinhood
#39 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 6:31:59 PM
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derick wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.


At the Clinic.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Must be swenani talking to his doctor

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Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
King G
#40 Posted : Friday, March 27, 2015 6:46:40 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
derick wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Tell your close friend that a sperm test costs KShs 1600 at Nairobi Hospital.

Results will show his sperm count, volume, sperm shape, motility (ability to swim), coagulation, liquefaction.


At the Clinic.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Must be swenani talking to his doctor

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@swenani is seeing snakes smile smile smile
Thieves
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