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Mpigs in whatsup sex tape!!!!!!!!!!!
Impunity
#21 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 10:43:35 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Siringi wrote:
Yaani unakataa na hizo vitu na vile nimezimezea mate Sad Sad Sad Drool Drool Drool


There was once a Bull of Auckland

Sasa huyu ni Bull of Tokyo




Looking at how supple and tender that @Joyce Lay looks in that picture, you wont imagine she is bila womb and Fallopian tubes, yaani amepitia mengi sana jamaneni.
@lookscandeceive.

ION: Huyu @Bill Lay anakanyanga bila uoga ya pagementation!
Drool
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

MaichBlack
#22 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 10:52:55 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,911
If you are even just remotely famous, wealthy, important etc. don't put some things in writing. No sms. No WhatsApp. No email. Just face to face conversations. And even then it must be a place with sufficient background noise (like music) just in case you are Namwambad!!!

I am just a kawaida Kenyan but even I wouldn't make some of the stupid blunders being made by some of these fellows!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Impunity
#23 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 11:52:58 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
MaichBlack wrote:
If you are even just remotely famous, wealthy, important etc. don't put some things in writing. No sms. No WhatsApp. No email. Just face to face conversations. And even then it must be a place with sufficient background noise (like music) just in case you are Namwambad!!!

I am just a kawaida Kenyan but even I wouldn't make some of the stupid blunders being made by some of these fellows!!!


Some of the Mpigs mezeaing fellow mpigs and thei PAs grew during the LP days, then recording events was almost an impossibility.
They have been let down big time with thid digital t'ings!

ION: Angeanza kupigia huyu madam Mpig macho way in advance during the round table meetings, serve her some drinking water in the meeting room, pull back her seat for her, let her pass first during the buffet luncheon, praise her non existence wit, thank her for the good work she is doing in Taveta by raising the life of the poor in Taveta Hills, praise her huzzy for leading GM to greater heights, thanks her great contributions in the Ogust house,dont mention her cianda,burst ETAL, jifanye muungwana kama @washiku, be empathetic and spew some serious emotions like woishe,Ghai fafa,try to blackmail that Mpig in Juja who mezead a PA mate,say how that Mpig has a fat fake brain...before the cock could crow he would would have found himself ndani bila kujua ata.
These people ni kudanganywa tu kaa mtoto, hakuna haja ya kutumia force, hiyo kitu sio sabuni, haiishi and they jnow it.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Iganamagana
#24 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 12:00:12 PM
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Joined: 3/27/2009
Posts: 1,437
jaggernaut wrote:
When i was attending a conference at the coast juzi, all wazuans advised that i should eat the "conference fish". Why is everyone now against the mpig eating "conference fish"?


You did not table any report. How are Wazuans going to know the merits or demerits?
MaichBlack
#25 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 12:07:02 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,911
Iganamagana wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
When i was attending a conference at the coast juzi, all wazuans advised that i should eat the "conference fish". Why is everyone now against the mpig eating "conference fish"?


You did not table any report. How are Wazuans going to know the merits or demerits?

Shhhhhhh.

@jaggernaut is still undergoing counselling and therapy.

The fisherman became the fish!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Impunity
#26 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 12:14:43 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
MaichBlack wrote:
Iganamagana wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
When i was attending a conference at the coast juzi, all wazuans advised that i should eat the "conference fish". Why is everyone now against the mpig eating "conference fish"?


You did not table any report. How are Wazuans going to know the merits or demerits?

Shhhhhhh.

@jaggernaut is still undergoing counselling.

The fisherman became the fish!


He got fished from side B!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Euge
#27 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 12:57:09 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Impunity wrote:
Siringi wrote:
Yaani unakataa na hizo vitu na vile nimezimezea mate Sad Sad Sad Drool Drool Drool


There was once a Bull of Auckland

Sasa huyu ni Bull of Tokyo




Looking at how supple and tender that @Joyce Lay looks in that picture, you wont imagine she is bila womb and Fallopian tubes, yaani amepitia mengi sana jamaneni.
@lookscandeceive.

ION: Huyu @Bill Lay anakanyanga bila uoga ya pagementation!
Drool

She is married to Bill Lay? Formerly of GM?
Lord, thank you!
Impunity
#28 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 1:33:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Euge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Siringi wrote:
Yaani unakataa na hizo vitu na vile nimezimezea mate Sad Sad Sad Drool Drool Drool


There was once a Bull of Auckland

Sasa huyu ni Bull of Tokyo




Looking at how supple and tender that @Joyce Lay looks in that picture, you wont imagine she is bila womb and Fallopian tubes, yaani amepitia mengi sana jamaneni.
@lookscandeceive.

ION: Huyu @Bill Lay anakanyanga bila uoga ya pagementation!
Drool

She is married to Bill Lay? Formerly of GM?


Oh yeah, soma ile rink nimeweka hapo juu before commenting.
Learn how to read my friend.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Mastermind
#29 Posted : Monday, March 23, 2015 2:11:21 PM
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Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 1,624
Location: Langley
Bull of Tokyo.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Impunity
#30 Posted : Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:33:59 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
After watching @Joyce Lay jana on NTV I am fully with Turbo Mpig, @Elisha.
That female Taveta Mpig is simply full of self entitlement, she think she is so special.
She explained how it all started and simply she escalated a simple and plane/plain honorable joke.
NKT.
She has a painful childhood which is affecting her so much in his adult life.
She daent understand adult and honorable jokes.
She should be expanged form the committee and more mature women like @Gladys Wanga,@Naisula Lesuuda,@Beatrice Elachi and @Joy "Jaber" Adhiambo Gwendo.

Shame on you
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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