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bwenyenye
#11 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:13:26 AM
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I my short life, I have reaslised that ' you win off the boxing ring, way before the match begins' If you are waiting for the match to start, shauri yako. You can only win of your opponent is also hitting morning glory!

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gathinga
#12 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:52:53 AM
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bwenyenye wrote:
I my short life, I have reaslised that ' you win off the boxing ring, way before the match begins' If you are waiting for the match to start, shauri yako. You can only win of your opponent is also hitting morning glory!



Nice one, u cracked me up!!. But u know we are talking about happiness here, not riches. For many,morning glory is part happiness. So if am missing morning glory to court like Mutula.hiyo ni bure kabisa.

Ama hao wenye wako kwa bara bara 4am wanaenda spa/beach ect na sio kazini
bwenyenye
#13 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 11:56:35 AM
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@githinga,

I think it depends on when 'morning' comes. LOL You can hit it saa nne after the deal has gone through. It is more glorious/ happiness you know... The cash is in the pocket by then.. That could be the philosophy of the 'mutulas'...

By the way, do you know that it is said that the same gene that makes you money is the same one that gets you 'glorious happiness' That is why I cannot rule out your last statementLaughing out loudly
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gathinga
#14 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:10:13 PM
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@bwenyenye. LMAO. My conscience cannot allow me to accept that the genes for pale pale enthusiasts are the same for riches pursuit. How comes the kuks who are in eternal money pursuit exhibit very low pale pale affinity compared to our brothers from the lake who incidentally don't perform very well in pursuit of riches. The two appear to be dialectically opposite or mutually exclusive
bwenyenye
#15 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:20:04 PM
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=@Gathinga

You remind me of a friend who was pretty wealthy but could not romance to save his life. The guy would buy a chick very expensive lunch which she ate as she sat at a different table. The the guy would thunder' hari undu ungi(Iko kitu ingine)? then ask the waiter to hand the room key to her! But don't ask me how he hooked up the hot chicks!Applause
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gathinga
#16 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:27:11 PM
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LMAO. Anatha guy from my shags was extra rich but could not 'get it up'. I heard stories how he tortured mamas in the rooms huko kwa maduka. He would shove full hands in there, shove fingers in the wrong holes etc..........
Intelligentsia
#17 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 1:13:13 PM
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@gathinga your 16th post partly describes the late Philemon Chelagat (mayor of kabarnet at one time I think) who was a notorious womanizer but as age crept in he had problems getting his junior up...and so he would make the ladies (usu ladies waiting 2 join teachers' college) to undress and go round the inside of the room he was in until mteja apatikane...then he would shout GUUCHA HAAPA as the girl came running before floppy crept in
Njung'e
#18 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 1:45:02 PM
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hahahah......You guys are nuts!!
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McReggae
#19 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 1:49:56 PM
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Lolest....crazy guyz here!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Digitali
#20 Posted : Wednesday, February 17, 2010 2:00:12 PM
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oh my!thought all mad guys are in Mathari Hospital but I guess am wrong. there are many amongst us! Let us bow our heads and pray for them.....................Amen
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