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House for sale with free wife
Swenani
#1 Posted : Saturday, March 14, 2015 1:08:11 PM
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For only $75,000

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when you buy the house you can ask the owner to marry you


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Buy at the asking price and take the owner as your wife (terms and conditions apply)


Any wazuan lady selling a house?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Iganamagana
#2 Posted : Saturday, March 14, 2015 5:01:14 PM
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Does she come with the Honda?
mpobiz
#3 Posted : Sunday, March 15, 2015 2:23:29 AM
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Huyo ni over fote even if she comes free with the house wouldn't touch that even with a 10foot pole.Sad
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
Swenani
#4 Posted : Sunday, March 15, 2015 3:58:58 AM
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mpobiz wrote:
Huyo ni over fote even if she comes free with the house wouldn't touch that even with a 10foot pole.Sad


I thought over 30 was the real deal
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
mpobiz
#5 Posted : Sunday, March 15, 2015 2:24:47 PM
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Swenani wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
Huyo ni over fote even if she comes free with the house wouldn't touch that even with a 10foot pole.Sad


I thought over 30 was the real deal

Yes it is ideal for the likes of @kularaha who recently has been showing tendencies of being attracted to the aged. very soon he will be telling us to go to retirement homes to look for love.
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
washiku
#6 Posted : Sunday, March 15, 2015 6:00:22 PM
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Free wife or free wifi?smile There is nothing like free wife.
MaichBlack
#7 Posted : Sunday, March 15, 2015 9:46:42 PM
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This is what in business is called a sh!tty deal!!

I buy the house you have been living in I give you my hard earned money, you continue living there rent free, spending more time in the house than I do, we realize there is no love between us, we divorce and you keep the house!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
jaggernaut
#8 Posted : Sunday, March 15, 2015 9:58:55 PM
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mpobiz wrote:
Swenani wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
Huyo ni over fote even if she comes free with the house wouldn't touch that even with a 10foot pole.Sad


I thought over 30 was the real deal

Yes it is ideal for the likes of @kularaha who recently has been showing tendencies of being attracted to the aged. very soon he will be telling us to go to retirement homes to look for love.


That lady looks hot. I wouldn't mind buying the house .....and her.
Swenani
#9 Posted : Monday, March 16, 2015 7:45:03 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
This is what in business is called a sh!tty deal!!

I buy the house you have been living in I give you my hard earned money, you continue living there rent free, spending more time in the house than I do, we realize there is no love between us, we divorce and you keep the house!!!


To her,its not shitty biz
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Omena
#10 Posted : Monday, March 16, 2015 8:24:43 AM
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'Free wife' is an oxymoron
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