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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Amani254 wrote:KulaRaha wrote:30 something single women are my favourite type of fish. Intelligent, sexy, smart and mature. There is a name for that category... Cougars! Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:who said a woman must be married in the first place? its upon someone's choice whether to get married or not!! so whether you are 30, 40 or 50 and 60! i have 3 female friends in their 50s and 60s who were never married and they are having fun!! Fun my foot! Thats the biggest lie told to nincompoops, eti I am 38yr old lady,single, driving, own a house in a flat in Langata and I am having fun. Having Shi*t! Those women are desperate especially the kid-less ones; you see here they have like max 2 years to exit the child bearing age, maternal instinct are tormenting them day and night to conceive and bear their own but ujuaji and pride cant allow them...furthermore they have raised the price of their analogue p*ssy which no man is interested anymore! Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/6/2013 Posts: 640
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Impunity wrote:Amani254 wrote:KulaRaha wrote:30 something single women are my favourite type of fish. Intelligent, sexy, smart and mature. There is a name for that category... Cougars!  Its all good.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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KulaRaha wrote:Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:30 something single women are my favourite type of fish. Intelligent, sexy, smart and mature. I agree with you 333%. Yummy, clean-shaven, picks me from the airport,drop me to my local pub,dont call me past 7pm, dont ask for rent or pesa ya thitima, ask what I will take for dinner tonight,say exactly how she would like to be eaten,knows how not to get pegged 30/12,doesnt nag me if I forget her birthday or if I miss to buy her a present and above all she doesnt tire you with going out all the time,mara sijui churchil live, sijui wine-sex&blanket etal...she is indoors queen coz she appreciates the importance of PEACE of MIND. Well said! Has her own business so is financially stable, cooks well, no please call me thank you, has similar tastes as you, is a tigress in bed with brains. Whats not to like? And above all TREATS YOU LIKE A FIRST BORN! She knows what type of goat meat upset your stomach etal. If you feel like landing you just call her and say you are coming to land at such and such a time, yaani you dont need to lie as you do to the 20s eti ohh sijui I am passing-by to say hi and to drop you a bar of chocolate; if you mention that you atre coming to land she labels you mtu wa tabia mbaya, and she will keep off you for 21 days so that you can shika adabu! Portfolio: Sold
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Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:30 something single women are my favourite type of fish. Intelligent, sexy, smart and mature. I agree with you 333%. Yummy, clean-shaven, picks me from the airport,drop me to my local pub,dont call me past 7pm, dont ask for rent or pesa ya thitima, ask what I will take for dinner tonight,say exactly how she would like to be eaten,knows how not to get pegged 30/12,doesnt nag me if I forget her birthday or if I miss to buy her a present and above all she doesnt tire you with going out all the time,mara sijui churchil live, sijui wine-sex&blanket etal...she is indoors queen coz she appreciates the importance of PEACE of MIND. Well said! Has her own business so is financially stable, cooks well, no please call me thank you, has similar tastes as you, is a tigress in bed with brains. Whats not to like? And above all TREATS YOU LIKE A FIRST BORN! She knows what type of goat meat upset your stomach etal. If you feel like landing you just call her and say you are coming to land at such and such a time, yaani you dont need to lie as you do to the 20s eti ohh sijui I am passing-by to say hi and to drop you a bar of chocolate; if you mention that you atre coming to land she labels you mtu wa tabia mbaya, and she will keep off you for 21 days so that you can shika adabu! landings are mutually agreed: timing, number of landings, if you fancy a new style you can mention and it will be accommodated. Its true, she knows what you like to eat, drink, etc. Further, she lives in Westlands, Kilimani etc, so you dont have start looking for lodging like for the 20 somethings who live in Rongai, or the far ends of Thika/Mombasa Road. Her home is tastefully furnished, and you may buy her the occasional display item but everything else she can afford herself. Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Fantasy Galore If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Wainadi wrote:Impunity wrote:Amani254 wrote:KulaRaha wrote:30 something single women are my favourite type of fish. Intelligent, sexy, smart and mature. There is a name for that category... Cougars! It starts with an M***
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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KulaRaha wrote:Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:Impunity wrote:KulaRaha wrote:30 something single women are my favourite type of fish. Intelligent, sexy, smart and mature. I agree with you 333%. Yummy, clean-shaven, picks me from the airport,drop me to my local pub,dont call me past 7pm, dont ask for rent or pesa ya thitima, ask what I will take for dinner tonight,say exactly how she would like to be eaten,knows how not to get pegged 30/12,doesnt nag me if I forget her birthday or if I miss to buy her a present and above all she doesnt tire you with going out all the time,mara sijui churchil live, sijui wine-sex&blanket etal...she is indoors queen coz she appreciates the importance of PEACE of MIND. Well said! Has her own business so is financially stable, cooks well, no please call me thank you, has similar tastes as you, is a tigress in bed with brains. Whats not to like? And above all TREATS YOU LIKE A FIRST BORN! She knows what type of goat meat upset your stomach etal. If you feel like landing you just call her and say you are coming to land at such and such a time, yaani you dont need to lie as you do to the 20s eti ohh sijui I am passing-by to say hi and to drop you a bar of chocolate; if you mention that you atre coming to land she labels you mtu wa tabia mbaya, and she will keep off you for 21 days so that you can shika adabu! landings are mutually agreed: timing, number of landings, if you fancy a new style you can mention and it will be accommodated. Its true, she knows what you like to eat, drink, etc. Further, she lives in Westlands, Kilimani etc, so you dont have start looking for lodging like for the 20 somethings who live in Rongai, or the far ends of Thika/Mombasa Road. Her home is tastefully furnished, and you may buy her the occasional display item but everything else she can afford herself. She can even lend you her car for a week which you can in turn use and go eat another 30-something news presenter huko pande za Spring valley! Her house is crisp clean and she daent keep 1000 pair of shoes which she daent wear in a year. Something like 10 pairs of expensive shoes and she is just fine. Hana story za eti ohhh sijui wacha kuvuruta nywele yangu, eti do yu know I bought this human weave at Kes. 750 huko Toi Market Kibera!The 30-something is beyond being fascinated by wearing cheap smelly weaves...a short and well trimmed natural hair for her is just fine. Portfolio: Sold
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Eish! Too much information lol. But true, 30-something si mbaya. No petty fights over the most banal of issues. All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don't make any sudden moves.
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