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Atalaku
#1 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 3:54:26 PM
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Lest you start hypothesizing on my absence,oooo he was swallowed as he drank water from a prohibited borehole, ooo he went to Makueni, ooo he ate too much cassava and when he was emptying it, he collapsed...oooo...ooo...oooo oooo...sijui alionekana Casuarina Mtwapa ooo... I am here to tell you now that i am taking some leave of absence. I will be back... bye

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klan
#2 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:08:14 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Lest you start hypothesizing on my absence,oooo he was swallowed as he drank water from a prohibited borehole, ooo he went to Makueni, ooo he ate too much cassava and when he was emptying it, he collapsed...oooo...ooo...oooo oooo...sijui alionekana Casuarina Mtwapa ooo... I am here to tell you now that i am taking some leave of absence. I will be back... bye




hata usipo rudi.... no loss... enjoy your leave
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#3 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:11:00 PM
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Are you going to look for a conference fish too?
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Atalaku
#4 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:28:02 PM
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Just in case you are wondering where I am going, I will be wandering in the forests looking for the Spider that can give men four-hour erections Just when i thought cassava was enough...........



A mother was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare spiders whose bite can give a man a painful four-hour erection.

Maria Layton, 43, spotted the arachnids after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.

She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.

As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.

The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection.
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Swenani
#5 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:37:19 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Lest you start hypothesizing on my absence,oooo he was swallowed as he drank water from a prohibited borehole, ooo he went to Makueni, ooo he ate too much cassava and when he was emptying it, he collapsed...oooo...ooo...oooo oooo...sijui alionekana Casuarina Mtwapa ooo... I am here to tell you now that i am taking some leave of absence. I will be back... bye



If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Swenani
#6 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:39:46 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Just in case you are wondering where I am going, I will be wandering in the forests looking for the Spider that can give men four-hour erections Just when i thought cassava was enough...........



A mother was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare spiders whose bite can give a man a painful four-hour erection.

Maria Layton, 43, spotted the arachnids after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.

She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.

As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.

The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection.


so, 2 hrs after you die,you will still have an erection?
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Othelo
#7 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:40:28 PM
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Atalaku wrote:

The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection.

@Jaggers has been like 3 days erections, what is he swallowing!!!!!!!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Swenani
#8 Posted : Thursday, March 12, 2015 4:48:38 PM
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Othelo wrote:
Atalaku wrote:

The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection.

@Jaggers has been like 3 days erections, what is he swallowing!!!!!!!



@Jagger was stung by 78 spiders!
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