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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:35:24 AM
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So I am attending this conference hapa Mombasa. Arrived yesterday via KQ. I am booked at some 5 star hoteli hapa north coast. Yesterday was boring at the hotel and so this evening decided to venture further north to Casuarina Nomad hapa Mtwapa. And there are like 10 fish seducing me, throwing themselves at me wanting to be eaten. Should I eat or not eat? It's 1.35am hapa mambasani, @swenani saidia tafasari.....
Swenani
#2 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:43:50 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
So I am attending this conference hapa Mombasa. Arrived yesterday via KQ. I am booked at some 5 star hoteli hapa north coast. Yesterday was boring at the hotel and so this evening decided to venture further north to Casuarina Nomad hapa Mtwapa. And there are like 10 fish seducing me, throwing themselves at me wanting to be eaten. Should I eat or not eat? And it's 1.35am, @swenani saidia tafasari.....


Kula samaki,there is even an eating place but you have to pay a fee! Just ask the fish and she will show you,if you use weed, ask the caretaker to supply it too!

Be careful though,you might turnout out to be the fish
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MaichBlack
#3 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:56:04 AM
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You are talking about pros? Why would you want to do that??? Someone who sleeps with multiple people a day!!?? Even if it is eating fish, jameni, watu wajiheshimu.

In MY OPINION, KNOWINGLY sleeping with a prostitute is an extreme low!!! It is disgusting!!! Not worth it my bro. Have your drink and go sleep. Wachana na <<insert the swahili word here>>!!
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Swenani
#4 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 2:07:49 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
You are talking about pros? Why would you want to do that??? Someone who sleeps with multiple people a day!!?? Even if it is eating fish, jameni, watu wajiheshimu.

In MY OPINION, KNOWINGLY sleeping with a prostitute is an extreme low!!! It is disgusting!!! Not worth it my bro. Have your drink and go sleep. Wachana na <<insert the swahili word here>>!!


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pariah
#5 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 2:24:02 AM
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According to a friend of mine please dont eat. the mtwapa ones can be rude. I am told they say things like 'ulikuja hapa kuongea ama ku*****?' 'Harakisha nataka kwenda zangu'

He says watch your wallet, those njeris are no joke
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#6 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 3:44:13 AM
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pariah wrote:
According to a friend of mine please dont eat. the mtwapa ones can be rude. I am told they say things like 'ulikuja hapa kuongea ama ku*****?' 'Harakisha nataka kwenda zangu'

He says watch your wallet, those njeris are no joke


a friend sio? :d/
kysse
#7 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:02:04 AM
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Burdens are sometimes so heavy..

One week may cost you a lifetime.
Eka lock hapo, go swimming,exhaust your body.
You will not have time for such desires.
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#8 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:08:29 AM
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My friend keeps saying better to love beer than those women. Beer never haunts you the next day, doesn't call you back with stories of morning after...
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#9 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:11:04 AM
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Kwani there are no fish at the conference?
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#10 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:14:06 AM
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juggernaut don't sink yourself too low! a trapper surely?
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#11 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:14:23 AM
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Don't eat those fish, they're not fresh and you will get some sort of food poisoning.

Just find a fresh fish at the conference and eat that instead.
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#12 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:27:41 AM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Don't eat those fish, they're not fresh and you will get some sort of food poisoning.

Just find a fresh fish at the conference and eat that instead.

...It is too late. He ate...He did not even mention doing 'bendovers' with them as is always the case when he is Nairobi...He talked of eating, which means the drive to munch was to strong ... Poor @Jaggernaut...
kysse
#13 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:29:35 AM
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Eti conference fish vs club fish Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly wazuans with advice.
hindi ni riu
#14 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:34:28 AM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Don't eat those fish, they're not fresh and you will get some sort of food poisoning.

Just find a fresh fish at the conference and eat that instead.


I don't quite get this. What's the difference between the two?

“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.
Atalaku
#15 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:38:12 AM
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hindi ni riu wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Don't eat those fish, they're not fresh and you will get some sort of food poisoning.
Just find a fresh fish at the conference and eat that instead.

I don't quite get this. What's the difference between the two?

...In one you swim in sewage water, in the other, fresh water...
Wamunyota
#16 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:51:58 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
hindi ni riu wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Don't eat those fish, they're not fresh and you will get some sort of food poisoning.
Just find a fresh fish at the conference and eat that instead.

I don't quite get this. What's the difference between the two?

...In one you swim in sewage water, in the other, fresh water...

Lakini si maji ni maji whether sewage,fresh,uji,supu?
Hutia Mundu!!
Euge
#17 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:56:32 AM
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radio wrote:
My friend keeps saying better to love beer than those women. Beer never haunts you the next day, doesn't call you back with stories of morning after...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile
Lord, thank you!
Wamunyota
#18 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 9:06:46 AM
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Euge wrote:
radio wrote:
My friend keeps saying better to love beer than those women. Beer never haunts you the next day, doesn't call you back with stories of morning after...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray .Yenyewe tafadhali fombe.
Hutia Mundu!!
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#19 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 9:18:05 AM
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#20 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 9:23:01 AM
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@Jagger, I hope you enjoyed it and you didn't taste mchele!
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