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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:35:24 AM
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So I am attending this conference hapa Mombasa. Arrived yesterday via KQ. I am booked at some 5 star hoteli hapa north coast. Yesterday was boring at the hotel and so this evening decided to venture further north to Casuarina Nomad hapa Mtwapa. And there are like 10 fish seducing me, throwing themselves at me wanting to be eaten. Should I eat or not eat? It's 1.35am hapa mambasani, @swenani saidia tafasari.....
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Swenani
#2 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:43:50 AM
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jaggernaut wrote:
So I am attending this conference hapa Mombasa. Arrived yesterday via KQ. I am booked at some 5 star hoteli hapa north coast. Yesterday was boring at the hotel and so this evening decided to venture further north to Casuarina Nomad hapa Mtwapa. And there are like 10 fish seducing me, throwing themselves at me wanting to be eaten. Should I eat or not eat? And it's 1.35am, @swenani saidia tafasari.....


Kula samaki,there is even an eating place but you have to pay a fee! Just ask the fish and she will show you,if you use weed, ask the caretaker to supply it too!

Be careful though,you might turnout out to be the fish
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MaichBlack
#3 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 1:56:04 AM
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You are talking about pros? Why would you want to do that??? Someone who sleeps with multiple people a day!!?? Even if it is eating fish, jameni, watu wajiheshimu.

In MY OPINION, KNOWINGLY sleeping with a prostitute is an extreme low!!! It is disgusting!!! Not worth it my bro. Have your drink and go sleep. Wachana na <<insert the swahili word here>>!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Swenani
#4 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 2:07:49 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
You are talking about pros? Why would you want to do that??? Someone who sleeps with multiple people a day!!?? Even if it is eating fish, jameni, watu wajiheshimu.

In MY OPINION, KNOWINGLY sleeping with a prostitute is an extreme low!!! It is disgusting!!! Not worth it my bro. Have your drink and go sleep. Wachana na <<insert the swahili word here>>!!


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pariah
#5 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 2:24:02 AM
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According to a friend of mine please dont eat. the mtwapa ones can be rude. I am told they say things like 'ulikuja hapa kuongea ama ku*****?' 'Harakisha nataka kwenda zangu'

He says watch your wallet, those njeris are no joke
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shocks
#6 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 3:44:13 AM
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pariah wrote:
According to a friend of mine please dont eat. the mtwapa ones can be rude. I am told they say things like 'ulikuja hapa kuongea ama ku*****?' 'Harakisha nataka kwenda zangu'

He says watch your wallet, those njeris are no joke


a friend sio? :d/
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kysse
#7 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:02:04 AM
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Burdens are sometimes so heavy..

One week may cost you a lifetime.
Eka lock hapo, go swimming,exhaust your body.
You will not have time for such desires.
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radio
#8 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:08:29 AM
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My friend keeps saying better to love beer than those women. Beer never haunts you the next day, doesn't call you back with stories of morning after...
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Angelica _ann
#9 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:11:04 AM
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Kwani there are no fish at the conference?
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Coolio
#10 Posted : Tuesday, March 10, 2015 8:14:06 AM
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juggernaut don't sink yourself too low! a trapper surely?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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