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Atalaku		#1 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 8:44:27 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		There was jubilation in the village. The women ululated and cheered and whistled. The results of the KCSE examination had been announced. My cousin had passed very well. He had scored a D+. That was a record breaking performance compared to the previous year’s performance. He had broken the record of a D- which had been set in the previous year. His target was a D constant. The D- holder was now the current village political analyst and a chicken seller. You could find scores of people seated around him listening very carefully to an expert analysis of the latest news in the village and the country. I attended one of his sessions where he was giving a detailed analysis of the then current topic in the country: The Digital migration. The villagers wholly bought his explanation that the airwaves had migrated to Uganda and other neighboring countries for some time. His explanation was given credence by a trucker who said he had come from Uganda where NTV was still showing. And so tomorrow there will be a thanks giving ceremony in the village to celebrate this achievement. I have been tasked with the responsibility of searching a course for this ambitious and forward looking. I have succeeded in getting him one in aeronautical Engineering in one of our prestigious colleges around town. And so tomorrow let us join hands in celebrating the performance of all students in the country…Not just the select few. Well done my cousin. You did the village proud.
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Coolio		#2 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 8:53:25 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish		Atalaku you're funny! Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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MaichBlack		#3 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 9:05:50 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,589		Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Atalaku		#4 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 9:18:54 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery.
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Wakanyugi		#5 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 9:59:36 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,635		Atalaku wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery. You cousin is probably dyslexic. Which of course makes him the subject of merriment. Figures. *"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."* (Niels Bohr)
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Swenani		#6 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 11:33:38 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Mastermind		#7 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 11:44:19 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley		Atalaku wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery. Smh... Do people write names or Index number in national exams?? If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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MaichBlack		#8 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 4:16:30 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,589		Mastermind wrote: Atalaku wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery. Smh... Do people write names or Index number in national exams?? See highlighted text. Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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murchr		#9 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 4:23:32 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980		Mastermind wrote: Atalaku wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery. Smh... Do people write names or Index number in national exams?? Both "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore .
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AlphDoti		#10 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 5:08:48 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya		murchr wrote: Mastermind wrote: Atalaku wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery. Smh... Do people write names or Index number in national exams?? Both @atalaku, waaa you've got me laugh the first time this afternoon. @Mastermind, if what has been said is true, then even the index number will not be spared... he could write 4321 instead of 1234 But I'm sure the examiners would know what he meant, just like you can read this "H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5" Link
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Atalaku		#11 Posted : Saturday, March 07, 2015 7:05:34 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		MaichBlack wrote: Mastermind wrote: Atalaku wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Given that the previous record was a D- and the holder was someone other than you (the chicken seller) that means you got an E! That explains a lot.... He he he. You got it man...you got it.. Something else I forgot to say about the cousin...his name is Job... He knowsygere are three letters in his name. ..but he doesnt know which comes where...you can find him having written ojb, boj or job....how the exam council managed to marry all his papers with 4 different versions of the same nane remains a mystery. Smh... Do people write names or Index number in national exams?? See highlighted text. Yes...that is what I mean! I got a 'straight' E. But hope you get the point that not all children are gifted in the same way. Some have deformed brains that may make them not petform as well in national exams such children should not be ignored. Are we together? .
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Atalaku		#12 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 8:20:38 AM
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Atalaku		#13 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 8:24:51 AM
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Wamunyota		#14 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 8:46:56 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652		Atalaku wrote: There was jubilation in the village. The women ululated and cheered and whistled. The results of the KCSE examination had been announced. My cousin had passed very well. He had scored a D+. That was a record breaking performance compared to the previous year’s performance. He had broken the record of a D- which had been set in the previous year. His target was a D constant. The D- holder was now the current village political analyst and a chicken seller. You could find scores of people seated around him listening very carefully to an expert analysis of the latest news in the village and the country. I attended one of his sessions where he was giving a detailed analysis of the then current topic in the country: The Digital migration. The villagers wholly bought his explanation that the airwaves had migrated to Uganda and other neighboring countries for some time. His explanation was given credence by a trucker who said he had come from Uganda where NTV was still showing. And so tomorrow there will be a thanks giving ceremony in the village to celebrate this achievement. I have been tasked with the responsibility of searching a course for this ambitious and forward looking. I have succeeded in getting him one in aeronautical Engineering in one of our prestigious colleges around town. And so tomorrow let us join hands in celebrating the performance of all students in the country…Not just the select few. Well done my cousin. You did the village proud. The only course your cousin can do is intercourse Hutia Mundu!!
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Atalaku		#15 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 8:51:11 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		@Wamunyota... He is a 'he'...!
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Swenani		#16 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 8:55:50 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		Wamunyota wrote: Atalaku wrote: There was jubilation in the village. The women ululated and cheered and whistled. The results of the KCSE examination had been announced. My cousin had passed very well. He had scored a D+. That was a record breaking performance compared to the previous year’s performance. He had broken the record of a D- which had been set in the previous year. His target was a D constant. The D- holder was now the current village political analyst and a chicken seller. You could find scores of people seated around him listening very carefully to an expert analysis of the latest news in the village and the country. I attended one of his sessions where he was giving a detailed analysis of the then current topic in the country: The Digital migration. The villagers wholly bought his explanation that the airwaves had migrated to Uganda and other neighboring countries for some time. His explanation was given credence by a trucker who said he had come from Uganda where NTV was still showing. And so tomorrow there will be a thanks giving ceremony in the village to celebrate this achievement. I have been tasked with the responsibility of searching a course for this ambitious and forward looking. I have succeeded in getting him one in aeronautical Engineering in one of our prestigious colleges around town. And so tomorrow let us join hands in celebrating the performance of all students in the country…Not just the select few. Well done my cousin. You did the village proud. The only course your cousin can do is intercourse Following in the steps of Magigi! A kachabali family If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Wamunyota		#17 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 8:56:12 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652		Atalaku wrote: @Wamunyota... He is a 'he'...! Then take him to NAC Hutia Mundu!!
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Atalaku		#18 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 9:03:47 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		Wamunyota wrote: Atalaku wrote: @Wamunyota... He is a 'he'...! Then take him to NAC ...Yes...He will pursue Aeronautical Engineering!!!
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Wamunyota		#19 Posted : Monday, March 09, 2015 9:07:12 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652		Atalaku wrote: Wamunyota wrote: Atalaku wrote: @Wamunyota... He is a 'he'...! Then take him to NAC ...Yes...He will pursue Aeronautical Engineering!!! Yaani Aero-naughty-cal Engineering. Hutia Mundu!!
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