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My road trip to Dar Es Salaam
subzero
#41 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 4:23:51 PM
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i don't think 4 days are enough to generalize and conclude that they all behave in a particular way
kiash
#42 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 7:56:47 PM
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Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Or may be am too traveled or was born in the upper class!

Na sasa ukikunia kwa zile choo ambazo zina-autoflash when you stand from the toilet seat? Si utasema ni madeemoni!?
d'oh!



Wacha kuwa that mean.Umetembea wapi na wapi ? Have you ever used those japanese toilets that even wash your a***h**e and others that are made in a way that they reduce the sound from your **le.
harrydre
#43 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 12:06:44 AM
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@UPP, forget the haters. Next time you are there take a ferry or a boat to Zanzibar. It will be a great experience too.
i.am.back!!!!
kenmac
#44 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 8:23:01 AM
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Congrats @UPP,

You have to taste fish at Samaki samaki - Mlimani City,
Hop into daladala to Kariakor na posta to experience real Dar, Visit Kunduchi to feel high-end, and cross that ubungo intersection during rush hours to understand traffic jam in Nairobi is childplay. And yes, Tanzanians overlap, and their regional buses over-speed like crazy.


ION:
Tanzanian women have beard. They have a liking for male watches...overuse carolites and skin lightening chemicals...Dress badly....etc...with due respect, that's not beauty.....to me.



......Ecclesiastes
Swenani
#45 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 8:41:35 AM
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Impunity and bright in one sentenceShame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
UpcomingPaperChaser
#46 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 10:26:33 AM
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kenmac wrote:
Congrats @UPP,

You have to taste fish at Samaki samaki - Mlimani City,
Hop into daladala to Kariakor na posta to experience real Dar, Visit Kunduchi to feel high-end, and cross that ubungo intersection during rush hours to understand traffic jam in Nairobi is childplay. And yes, Tanzanians overlap, and their regional buses over-speed like crazy.


ION:
Tanzanian women have beard. They have a liking for male watches...overuse carolites and skin lightening chemicals...Dress badly....etc...with due respect, that's not beauty.....to me.






Thanks for your reminders sir, its true, the buses over speed like crazy. A bus doing 120km/hr on a highway isnt so nice

And again, i noted most women have beards, sijui kwa nini?
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#47 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 10:29:26 AM
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harrydre wrote:
@UPP, forget the haters. Next time you are there take a ferry or a boat to Zanzibar. It will be a great experience too.


Thanks bro, will try that next time i travel there
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
Impunity
#48 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 10:32:05 AM
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kiash wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Or may be am too traveled or was born in the upper class!

Na sasa ukikunia kwa zile choo ambazo zina-autoflash when you stand from the toilet seat? Si utasema ni madeemoni!?
d'oh!



Wacha kuwa that mean.Umetembea wapi na wapi ? Have you ever used those japanese toilets that even wash your a***h**e and others that are made in a way that they reduce the sound from your **le.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I saw one which sucks the fumes from the *ss hole so that no smell is left behind.
That was Taipei.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#49 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 10:35:49 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Impunity and bright in one sentenceShame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

wilyum
#50 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 10:44:04 AM
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harrydre wrote:
@UPP, forget the haters. Next time you are there take a ferry or a boat to Zanzibar. It will be a great experience too.



and if you take a ferry or boat , ride in it only morning hours or before noon, don't try in the evening, those waves and tides will make you spill everything you eaten the last 2 weeks.
mpobiz
#51 Posted : Tuesday, March 03, 2015 12:48:44 PM
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
geofreygachie wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fresh from campo guy



Lolest, Impunity and Company!!

Thats so arrogant of you, its so primitive, so silly, so backward and such utterances are what make the white call us monkeys!! being fresh out of campo is a sin????? am not fresh out college my guy, just be humble. If my expression hurts you, just turn on your sleepy and empty brains. Am not ashamed of all these, shameless mouthy people


Seems like @Loollest! overrated you, you are actually fresh from Lang'ata Women's Prison Primary Pchool, where your mum has been incarcerated for the past 2 decades!

Sad Sad


and you are from Nairobi Aviation, where you are employed to smell peoples' farts in Githurai buses and you have been awarded a PhD in Environmental Management!!


When are they releasing your mother?


They will release her when you wipe your teeth clean of peoples' shit!!


She can them come over I give her a bright kid.




I dont think she will agree to kiss someone with human shit all over his mouth and teeth!! maybe you first spend several months in a bathroom before she can consider that!! so in the meanwhile, try maggots!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @impunity. Your future son in law (step son)is giving you tips on how to kamata mamake.all you need is colgate . @paper chase. I now have doubt on the kind of paper you are chasing.are you always there to check on the oral hygiene on persons who are about to kiss your ......? are you sure you are not in the vicinity of a dump site? Next time you see the likes of impunity coming for you ignore them call us for help and run like you have seen the devil.
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