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My road trip to Dar Es Salaam
UpcomingPaperChaser
#21 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 1:55:35 PM
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kalenjinherdsboy wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:


Yamune? yeah, they are so lazy and drag their feet so much, the laziest Kenyan can be the most active Tanzanian


Mising kabisa. They have a very casual approach to work and many international firms end up deploying Kenyan managers for that reason.

It is still a nice place to visit, the Kenyan currency is strong and Chagga women are very beautiful. In Arusha chips mayai and a cold Serengeti beer is a must.



Yeah i noted that as well, Chagga and Tanga women are the most praised there!! And our currency makes us feel like the bosses there. Serengeti beer was only an equivalent of Kshs.150 yet the joint was a very classy one and expensive as per their standards!!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
wilyum
#22 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 1:59:31 PM
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ulikula makange? u don't leave DAR before eating that.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#23 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 1:59:37 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Did you try to travel from Mbaghala or Ubungo to town? Ati they live simple? Ulienda wapi?
Reminds me the story of the four blind men.


We alighted at Ubungo aboard Dar Express and explored most parts of teh cisty during teh 4 days, went to town, Sinza, Mbezi, Mikocheni, Kunduchu
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#24 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:01:24 PM
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wilyum wrote:
ulikula makange? u don't leave DAR before eating that.



Exactly, i actually ate mkange for two nights!! not bad at all
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
maka
#25 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:04:41 PM
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Smh
possunt quia posse videntur
geofreygachie
#26 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:07:16 PM
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Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fresh from campo guy



Lolest, Impunity and Company!!

Thats so arrogant of you, its so primitive, so silly, so backward and such utterances are what make the white call us monkeys!! being fresh out of campo is a sin????? am not fresh out college my guy, just be humble. If my expression hurts you, just turn on your sleepy and empty brains. Am not ashamed of all these, shameless mouthy people


Seems like @Loollest! overrated you, you are actually fresh from Lang'ata Women's Prison Primary Pchool, where your mum has been incarcerated for the past 2 decades!

Sad Sad


and you are from Nairobi Aviation, where you are employed to smell peoples' farts in Githurai buses and you have been awarded a PhD in Environmental Management!!


When are they releasing your mother?


They will release her when you wipe your teeth clean of peoples' shit!!


She can them come over I give her a bright kid.


Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#27 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:13:40 PM
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geofreygachie wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fresh from campo guy



Lolest, Impunity and Company!!

Thats so arrogant of you, its so primitive, so silly, so backward and such utterances are what make the white call us monkeys!! being fresh out of campo is a sin????? am not fresh out college my guy, just be humble. If my expression hurts you, just turn on your sleepy and empty brains. Am not ashamed of all these, shameless mouthy people


Seems like @Loollest! overrated you, you are actually fresh from Lang'ata Women's Prison Primary Pchool, where your mum has been incarcerated for the past 2 decades!

Sad Sad


and you are from Nairobi Aviation, where you are employed to smell peoples' farts in Githurai buses and you have been awarded a PhD in Environmental Management!!


When are they releasing your mother?


They will release her when you wipe your teeth clean of peoples' shit!!


She can them come over I give her a bright kid.




I dont think she will agree to kiss someone with human shit all over his mouth and teeth!! maybe you first spend several months in a bathroom before she can consider that!! so in the meanwhile, try maggots!!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
geofreygachie
#28 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:20:43 PM
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
geofreygachie wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fresh from campo guy



Lolest, Impunity and Company!!

Thats so arrogant of you, its so primitive, so silly, so backward and such utterances are what make the white call us monkeys!! being fresh out of campo is a sin????? am not fresh out college my guy, just be humble. If my expression hurts you, just turn on your sleepy and empty brains. Am not ashamed of all these, shameless mouthy people


Seems like @Loollest! overrated you, you are actually fresh from Lang'ata Women's Prison Primary Pchool, where your mum has been incarcerated for the past 2 decades!

Sad Sad


and you are from Nairobi Aviation, where you are employed to smell peoples' farts in Githurai buses and you have been awarded a PhD in Environmental Management!!


When are they releasing your mother?


They will release her when you wipe your teeth clean of peoples' shit!!


She can them come over I give her a bright kid.




I dont think she will agree to kiss someone with human shit all over his mouth and teeth!! maybe you first spend several months in a bathroom before she can consider that!! so in the meanwhile, try maggots!!


I am afraid the greenhouse effect is catching up with this post.It's degenerating to a sad post. Sad
Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
kaka2za
#29 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:24:58 PM
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Did you experience katarero ya wahaya?
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
Mtu Biz
#30 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:27:02 PM
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My road trip to Dar Es Salaam....

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Sola Scriptura


Lolest!
#31 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:27:25 PM
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fresh from campo guy



Lolest, Impunity and Company!!

Thats so arrogant of you, its so primitive, so silly, so backward and such utterances are what make the white call us monkeys!! being fresh out of campo is a sin????? am not fresh out college my guy, just be humble. If my expression hurts you, just turn on your sleepy and empty brains. Am not ashamed of all these, shameless mouthy people

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

But sikuwa na ubaya. I thought you mentioned that 'fact' yourself. And it's a good excuse for having first time exeriences in so many things. Like your case, I didn't take a flight until after I was done with college

Happy valuations
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
kaka2za
#32 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:33:03 PM
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Next time tell your guide to take you to uwanja wa fisi and and sleep at Magomeni mapipa where hotel tvs show porno throughout
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
KIKItheKING
#33 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 2:50:14 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Next time tell your guide to take you to uwanja wa fisi and and sleep at Magomeni mapipa where hotel tvs show porno throughout

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
FEAR GOD
washiku
#34 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:03:12 PM
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UpcomingPaperChaser
#35 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:11:15 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:

I enjoyed the short stay there having been booked in a 4 star hotel where sensors are configured. When you stand in front of the door, the doors open and only close after u have entered the room. likewise to the toilet doors, you stand there and they open up, likewise to the taps, place your hands and water starts flowing without you touching anything.


You have a loooong way to see, ama to go?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Fresh from campo guy



Lolest, Impunity and Company!!

Thats so arrogant of you, its so primitive, so silly, so backward and such utterances are what make the white call us monkeys!! being fresh out of campo is a sin????? am not fresh out college my guy, just be humble. If my expression hurts you, just turn on your sleepy and empty brains. Am not ashamed of all these, shameless mouthy people

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

But sikuwa na ubaya. I thought you mentioned that 'fact' yourself. And it's a good excuse for having first time exeriences in so many things. Like your case, I didn't take a flight until after I was done with college

Happy valuations


@Lolest, sorry for the over reaction then, pardon me for that! The valuations went on successfully!!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#36 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:13:16 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Next time tell your guide to take you to uwanja wa fisi and and sleep at Magomeni mapipa where hotel tvs show porno throughout


hahahhaaa, i fear visiting such places man coz my blood is so hot and any 'provocation' might lead to temptations so i dont do porn at all, since high school long time ago
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#37 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:15:09 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Did you experience katarero ya wahaya?



Nope, what is that? maybe i will try it next time
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
UpcomingPaperChaser
#38 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:19:44 PM
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washiku wrote:


Just pass by and kindly let me know how to upload a picture here on Wazua
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
YoungMulla
#39 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:20:55 PM
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@UPP, You could have ditched the 'mbosses' for an hour and 'valuated' some chagga beauty somewhere
Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
Wamunyota
#40 Posted : Monday, March 02, 2015 3:55:43 PM
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
washiku wrote:


Just pass by and kindly let me know how to upload a picture here on Wazua

The instrustions on pikshas is here
I think you experienced very little in Dar.You should have come here first.
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