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Atalaku
#41 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 1:55:41 PM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



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wilyum
#42 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 1:57:09 PM
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Posts: 1,010
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



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washiku
#43 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:21:12 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


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Impunity
#44 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:37:04 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,330
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washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


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masukuma
#45 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:39:37 PM
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washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause

So kuna msee alijishindia...Bonyeza ushinde ya internet?
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Uram
#46 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:44:38 PM
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washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


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washiku
#47 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:56:01 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Uram wrote:
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


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Obi 1 Kanobi
#48 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:59:29 PM
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Joined: 7/23/2008
Posts: 3,017
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?


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YoungMulla
#49 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 3:14:18 PM
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Location: Nairobi Kenya
Uram wrote:
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


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sheri
#50 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 3:17:42 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?

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KIKItheKING
#51 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 3:32:04 PM
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Y'all give this lad peace of mind please. This is just unacceptable. If you dont like what he has posted just keep off his thread. No need of ganging up on him like this. And if what he has posted is not socially acceptable Lady Admin is here for that.
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Impunity
#52 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 3:35:36 PM
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KIKItheKING wrote:
Y'all give this lad peace of mind please. This is just unacceptable. If you dont like what he has posted just keep off his thread. No need of ganging up on him like this. And if what he has posted is not socially acceptable Lady Admin is here for that.


@Lady Admin changed the heading of the post loooong time ago before neanderthals could realize what hit them!

Original heading: Never Ever Date a Kikuyu Woman!
Lady Admin version: Never Ever Date that Kikuyu Woman!
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#53 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 4:20:44 PM
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KIKItheKING wrote:
Y'all give this lad peace of mind please. This is just unacceptable. If you don't like what he has posted just keep off his thread. No need of ganging up on him like this. And if what he has posted is not socially acceptable Lady Admin is here for that.


Seconded.

Guys are reacting like they have been hit below the belt. This was an observation made and however wrong/"far fetched" it seems, the best is to react objectively.

I have also heard that there is a part of Central Province, where the men fear their own women. Stories abound of guys being nyoroshwad by Nyeri women etc, etc.

This issue can be discussed so objectively without bringing in emotions. I have a number of female friends from Central and i agree a number are not easy to deal with, and am not a coward. Reason "I stuck to my lane" when ideas of better halves came about.

The guy has a point possibly its just how he put it
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Uhondo
#54 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 4:23:55 PM
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Censorship even kwa forums smh! What ever happened to freedom of expression? Who determines what is "socially acceptable"? Wacha iishie hapo.
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YoungMulla
#55 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 4:28:49 PM
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Haha, why are the new-farer's catching feelings. Atalaku might tell you Wazua si ya ....
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#56 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 4:30:10 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
I think I know this paper chaser, and he was dating a kiuk the last time I checked (1 year ago)

A year earlier his kiuk girl (x) had eloped with an MPIG when he was an undergrad at 'THE'

Personally, I have a rare kind of respect for our sisters from this community


Seems like most people here including Male Mountaineers are siding with the @UPC, truth will always prevail!

Fallacies-non sequitur,argumentum ad ignorantiam &argumentum ad populum.


One thing I like about "them" is the cabbage-thing; truth be told!
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#57 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 4:33:20 PM
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KIKItheKING wrote:
Y'all give this lad peace of mind please. This is just unacceptable. If you dont like what he has posted just keep off his thread. No need of ganging up on him like this. And if what he has posted is not socially acceptable Lady Admin is here for that.


Yes.
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Impunity
#58 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 5:00:24 PM
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tnai9 wrote:
KIKItheKING wrote:
Y'all give this lad peace of mind please. This is just unacceptable. If you don't like what he has posted just keep off his thread. No need of ganging up on him like this. And if what he has posted is not socially acceptable Lady Admin is here for that.


Seconded.

Guys are reacting like they have been hit below the belt. This was an observation made and however wrong/"far fetched" it seems, the best is to react objectively.

I have also heard that there is a part of Central Province, where the men fear their own women. Stories abound of guys being nyoroshwad by Nyeri women etc, etc.

This issue can be discussed so objectively without bringing in emotions. I have a number of female friends from Central and i agree a number are not easy to deal with, and am not a coward. Reason "I stuck to my lane" when ideas of better halves came about.

The guy has a point possibly its just how he put it


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Wamunyota
#59 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 5:26:08 PM
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sheri wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?

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Fullykenyan
#60 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 5:54:07 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
[quote=Fullykenyan]Out of curiosity, why do luo men mostly choose non-luo women when they have the chance to? Second question, why is it that Mt Kenya men and Kamba men rarely venture to other tribes when looking for partners?. Am asking in good faith so no misinterpretations

First question: those women would have seen something in those men (big cars, big places, romance. And the luo men would just want yellow yellow or 2nd wife since).
Second question: those men are rejected by those others (Mt. Kenya men are said to be less romantic, and as for Kamba men other women say who wants to be taken to dry

Hahahaha, Ok
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