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Never Ever Date that Kikuyu Woman!
Atalaku
#41 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 1:55:41 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



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wilyum
#42 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 1:57:09 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 12/21/2011
Posts: 1,010
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



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washiku
#43 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:21:12 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


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Impunity
#44 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:37:04 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#45 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:39:37 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause

So kuna msee alijishindia...Bonyeza ushinde ya internet?
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Uram
#46 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:44:38 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/24/2013
Posts: 455
Location: Nairobi
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


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washiku
#47 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:56:01 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Uram wrote:
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause I like it alot


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Impunity wrote:

Obi 1 Kanobi
#48 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:59:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/23/2008
Posts: 3,017
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?


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Front runner for post of the year.
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YoungMulla
#49 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 3:14:18 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 3/14/2012
Posts: 577
Location: Nairobi Kenya
Uram wrote:
washiku wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
XSK wrote:
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause Applause



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



LANES!

...weweeeeeeee....Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I die. Applause Applause


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause I like it alot



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Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
sheri
#50 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 3:17:42 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 4/11/2007
Posts: 694
FRM2011 wrote:
@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?

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