Never Ever Date a Kikuyu Woman!

Am not tribal but real, am speaking from whats happening around me. I live in some flats somewhere along Thika Road. The flat next to mine, juzi on Friday, some dude married to Kikuyu woman decided to go drinking and came back at 11 so drunk. Quarelled with wife over petty issues, the guy was slashed with a double edged somali sword across the ear and a big section of the skull. Bled so profusely. To make matters worse, the butchering continued, the Kikuyu bitch decided that his belly resembled a loaf of bread so she decided to slash it. Poor drunk Nigga was slit near kitovu, about 3 liters of white intestines came gushing out, luckily, he didnt die but just passed out. Good neighbors rushed him to Guru Nanak, nobody knows if he will make it or not.

Sometime back, August last year, some different Kikuyu woman married to a Luo guy. Used to always fight, but seems after the feuds, they would end up happily coz their loud noises making out would be heard in the plot a few minutes later. She hired some suspected mungiki goons who mercilessly hammered the guy almost crippling him n told him to vacate with the injuries.

Am not tribal but this cannot be a coincidence that its only Kikuyu woman planning mystery for their supposed lovers. If you are unmarried, dont try. If you are already married, start counting your days. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa

Nonsense take your crap to kenyanlist and related sites

@UPC,
Is the woman from Nyeri?
What I expect to read on this thread is to see support or disagreement.If you have been a victim,admit it..if you are living happily tell us..

Seems like most people here including Male Mountaineers are siding with the @UPC, truth will always prevail!

First question: those women would have seen something in those men (big cars, big places, romance. And the luo men would just want yellow yellow or 2nd wife since).
Second question: those men are rejected by those others (Mt. Kenya men are said to be less romantic, and as for Kamba men other women say who wants to be taken to dry lands)

@UPC, I remember your post in the blue section about the dangers of not doing market research. You disclosed so much confidential details about your client that made my scared.

Let me throw an analogy here. In the leafy suburbs, guys walk their dogs in the morning along the road. Now imagine a guy moves in from huruma after winning bonyeza ushinde. And as you take your morning stroll with your Spitz, your new neighbour from huruma is relieving himself on the fence and spitting around.

And you are thinking, geez!! Someone ought to tell him we don't do that around here.

That my is what I thought when I read your post above. And after reading this one about Kikuyu women, I have to tell you this is not huruma !!!!!

Boss, wazua is the "runda" of internet forums in kenya. From your several posts, it would seem you have moved into a suburb where you are finding it hard to fit in.

Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?