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Rank: Member Joined: 1/15/2015 Posts: 681 Location: Kenya
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wa P wrote:*In Dar, it costs more to take a boat to Zanzibar for 'foreigners' than to fly. So I took a Coastal Aviation flight in something like a 4 seater. Midair in a 20 min flight, someone sneezed.
*Chartered 2 planes to Moyale and Mandera. One plane had a young pilot and the other a 70's kind of guy. On our way back at Moyale airstrip, the young pilot asked the old pilot in our full hearing, 'I heard that you forgot to bring along your heart condition medication?'
* With WFP from Lokichogio to SS during the war, to drop food. The plane circles and descends to 5000ft and one row (16 tonne of food) is jettisoned. Plane gains altitude almost vertically as we prepare for second descent to drop the next row. We ask why they could not do it in one swoop and the captain responds, ' they usually shoot at the plane'.
* Lilongwe to Blantyre aboard Air Malawi is best left to psychiatrists.
*In Denmark just when scanners were introduced and etiquette had not taken root (dude would be body checked by dudette and vice versa). Something beeped, and a body check was necessary. Dude doing the check got a hug. Puzzled, he let go, with a face of bewilderment and joy.
*TWB crime scene 1: in Amsterdam, recently (post ebola), askari asked, where are you from? Answer: Monrovia...(10 sec pause)...Street, Nairobi Kenya.
Finally, Kysee should pack Swenani into a plane and fly to say, Bishkek to Baku: where nyeuthi's are rarerest, and air hostesses, away from prying eyes, gat hormones! He will keep his peace forever. 
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:I usually see in movies people having sex; It has never happened to a wazuan?
thats one of my dreams, to land an airport on the plane. havent happened yet. I tried on egypt air but the hostesses were so keen my person developed cold feet our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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wa P wrote:*In Dar, it costs more to take a boat to Zanzibar for 'foreigners' than to fly. So I took a Coastal Aviation flight in something like a 4 seater. Midair in a 20 min flight, someone sneezed.
*Chartered 2 planes to Moyale and Mandera. One plane had a young pilot and the other a 70's kind of guy. On our way back at Moyale airstrip, the young pilot asked the old pilot in our full hearing, 'I heard that you forgot to bring along your heart condition medication?'
* With WFP from Lokichogio to SS during the war, to drop food. The plane circles and descends to 5000ft and one row (16 tonne of food) is jettisoned. Plane gains altitude almost vertically as we prepare for second descent to drop the next row. We ask why they could not do it in one swoop and the captain responds, ' they usually shoot at the plane'.
* Lilongwe to Blantyre aboard Air Malawi is best left to psychiatrists.
*In Denmark just when scanners were introduced and etiquette had not taken root (dude would be body checked by dudette and vice versa). Something beeped, and a body check was necessary. Dude doing the check got a hug. Puzzled, he let go, with a face of bewilderment and joy.
*TWB crime scene 1: in Amsterdam, recently (post ebola), askari asked, where are you from? Answer: Monrovia...(10 sec pause)...Street, Nairobi Kenya.
Finally, Kysee should pack Swenani into a plane and fly to say, Bishkek to Baku: where nyeuthi's are rarerest, and air hostesses, away from prying eyes, gat hormones! He will keep his peace forever.  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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kiterunner wrote:Swenani wrote:I usually see in movies people having sex; It has never happened to a wazuan?
thats one of my dreams, to land an airport on the plane. havent happened yet. I tried on egypt air but the hostesses were so keen my person developed cold feet you will cause artificial turbulence,be patient.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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We will give it another try and i bet the KQ guys would look the other way. I actually once passed out in the loo on the LHR-NBO flight due to too much free booze..... I was young and had a stronger liver then kysse wrote:kiterunner wrote:Swenani wrote:I usually see in movies people having sex; It has never happened to a wazuan?
thats one of my dreams, to land an airport on the plane. havent happened yet. I tried on egypt air but the hostesses were so keen my person developed cold feet you will cause artificial turbulence,be patient. our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:kiterunner wrote:Swenani wrote:I usually see in movies people having sex; It has never happened to a wazuan?
thats one of my dreams, to land an airport on the plane. havent happened yet. I tried on egypt air but the hostesses were so keen my person developed cold feet you will cause artificial turbulence,be patient. Poundmentation of nyee! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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kiterunner wrote: We will give it another try and i bet the KQ guys would look the other way. I actually once passed out in the loo on the LHR-NBO flight due to too much free booze..... I was young and had a stronger liver then kysse wrote:kiterunner wrote:Swenani wrote:I usually see in movies people having sex; It has never happened to a wazuan?
thats one of my dreams, to land an airport on the plane. havent happened yet. I tried on egypt air but the hostesses were so keen my person developed cold feet you will cause artificial turbulence,be patient. Only try this in a private jet  This is so rare on commercial aircraft because before you even get started, you will be seen or heard, reported and sternly interrupted,...then marched back to your seat to much embarassment, then police will be waiting at the door of the plane....and off to prison, where you have a healthy chance of becoming a 'wife' to some jailbird.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/8/2013 Posts: 386 Location: Nyali mombasa
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Just landed from Mombasa and I noted this when the pilot announced we would land in 10 minutes we were over that ka-town called salama which takes over an hour by road, also he said we were flying at 915km/h wow, why did they changed the landing and takeoff direction in Mombasa security? They used to takeoff to the south east direction now it's north West
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/25/2008 Posts: 510
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Juzi when descending to Malindi from Nairoberry I got this terrifying sharp pain in my head like I was nose bleeding, I did not understand I AM trust in GOD, I AM belief in THYSELF
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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T-Bag wrote:Juzi when descending to Malindi from Nairoberry I got this terrifying sharp pain in my head like I was nose bleeding, I did not understand Try a big bodied thitima! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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