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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:And what with Muslims with loud Allahu Akbar chanting whenever a plane hit some air bump over the Atlantic?
Am laughing as i read this, you say God is Great only when you are in fear!!!! Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2006 Posts: 658
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Mmmmhhhhh. I normally get a high during landing!
Take off just blows my dress up my thighs.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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kysse wrote:I am enjoying reading people's experiences.
Do you switch off your electric gadgets during take off and landing? be sincere.
Do you steal your neighbours pillow forcing them to ask for another?
Do you sit praying that the nxt seat will remain unoccupied uweke miguu?
Ok do you walk out of a good airline with the branded covers? have you?
Do you hate aisle,middle row or back seats? or you just book and wait for allocation? utapewa seat near the loos.
Have you slept only to wake up and discover that meals have been served and you are starving? You have 3 or 4hrs to go and ur mean neighbr didnt bother waking you up?
Found a queue at the toilets and you are damn pressed.
What goes through your mind when you are above the seas? national geographic ?
What do you do during transit? say you have over 4hrs to connect? I drink coffee till I black out ,take photos and make friends around the apt.
How do you feel when you see a beautiful airline next to your Lawd have mercy one?
Have you ever been mishandled or subjected to further checks cz you are nyeuthi?
Honestly how many enjoy flying? its tiring,feel like a prisoner,transiting is worse,hate security checks,Its not fun,you just want to land.
I guess basi you are so well traveled Kysse! being my first time, i was so excited that i almost failed to sleep the previous day so airborne nilikuwa radar like a meru on mogoks!!! i was so conscious of my environment, taking selfies, videos and looking around imagining worst case scenarios of crashes. I now know teh reason why during a plane crash, there are almost 100% no survivors!!! Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Julie wrote:Mmmmhhhhh. I normally get a high during landing!
Take off just blows my dress up my thighs. Next time i will be travelling, i wish to be seated next to you Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2006 Posts: 658
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Doing coast this evening.... wearing a black skirt and white v top.
Karibu twende....
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2006 Posts: 658
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Don't forget to wear pampers......
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:I am enjoying reading people's experiences.
Do you switch off your electric gadgets during take off and landing? be sincere.
Do you steal your neighbours pillow forcing them to ask for another?
Do you sit praying that the nxt seat will remain unoccupied uweke miguu?
Ok do you walk out of a good airline with the branded covers? have you?
Do you hate aisle,middle row or back seats? or you just book and wait for allocation? utapewa seat near the loos.
Have you slept only to wake up and discover that meals have been served and you are starving? You have 3 or 4hrs to go and ur mean neighbr didnt bother waking you up?
Found a queue at the toilets and you are damn pressed.
What goes through your mind when you are above the seas? national geographic ?
What do you do during transit? say you have over 4hrs to connect? I drink coffee till I black out ,take photos and make friends around the apt.
How do you feel when you see a beautiful airline next to your Lawd have mercy one?
Have you ever been mishandled or subjected to further checks cz you are nyeuthi?
Honestly how many enjoy flying? its tiring,feel like a prisoner,transiting is worse,hate security checks,Its not fun,you just want to land.
Happening to me in Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport, Georgia! Everyone Junguz passed very well but was stopped and ask to follow the yellow line. Nilitoa mpaka ngotha mzee kwa bag.  But hadn't experienced similar experience in other US airports, before and after. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Julie wrote:Mmmmhhhhh. I normally get a high during landing!
Take off just blows my dress up my thighs. Next time i will be travelling, i wish to be seated next to you You will be treated to tired thighs with dents here and there, ask @njung'e. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Julie wrote:Doing coast this evening.... wearing a black skirt and white v top.
Karibu twende.... Omniheated! You are always aroused.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity wrote:Julie wrote:Doing coast this evening.... wearing a black skirt and white v top.
Karibu twende.... Omniheated! You are always aroused. Is there anything left to see or they have moved from bread to chapati!!! Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Julie wrote:Doing coast this evening.... wearing a black skirt and white v top.
Karibu twende.... Hehe, hope you will wear that short skimpy dress and am praying that there will be enough wind to blow the dress up, but how up? Wish its so up Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/27/2010 Posts: 495 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Othelo wrote:Impunity wrote:Julie wrote:Doing coast this evening.... wearing a black skirt and white v top.
Karibu twende.... Omniheated! You are always aroused. Is there anything left to see or they have moved from bread to chapati!!! More or less unleavened bread!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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Impunity wrote:UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Julie wrote:Mmmmhhhhh. I normally get a high during landing!
Take off just blows my dress up my thighs. Next time i will be travelling, i wish to be seated next to you You will be treated to tired thighs with dents here and there, ask @njung'e. Njeeeso! Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2006 Posts: 658
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@ Guka uko wapi?
Tell these boys ...... They have no idea
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Julie wrote:@ Guka uko wapi?
Tell these boys ...... They have no idea Its true we have no idea how terrible it was, but bottom line, it was terrible. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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Julie wrote:@ Guka uko wapi?
Tell these boys ...... They have no idea Guka wa bumps!!!! 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Hapana paper chaser, haven't done much like guys here,I only try to make a trip as memorable as possible-just like you.
On my Last trip,an egyptian doc fell in love with me on plane.He was so kind,full of stories,I couldnt sleep.parting was such sweet sorrow. lol.
At cairo,another one with 3 wives was pleading that I become his 4th wife. Gave me sweets,sweetened cakes, bought me coffee plus lots of stories on life in egypt.
The biggest favour he did was to allow me lounge (sit/relax) at his place which had very comfy seats and tv as I waited 4 hrs to connect at night.The rest were sitted on cold chairs huko kwa verandah.
Once at LHR,I met wahindi from Ngara employed as cleaners. Was fun kula stories za ngara.
And yes my nyeuthi skin made them stop me in Vie and Mia to verify my pp and visa properly.
'hi maam you from Africa?' No.I am from Kenya.Please Google Africa.
I can be kichwa ngumu too.
Tip.Stay a distance from a 9ijas at these arpts. Kuna mama alikua amebeba marikiti and gikomba combined,aliniuliza madam where are the planes going to lagos? Na gates are well indicated.
Hajui how I went mia roho safi.
@impunity we sharing stories stop spoiling.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Thanks man, the short clips are very inspiring. Mark you, i have attended the KQ AB Initio Pilot Training Interviews before. I sailed through all the difficult stages, very tough interviews conducted by different bodies, about 4 of them that test reasoning ability, speeds, eye hand coordinations and many more. After struggling to reach the final stage from a group of 100 guys, we were left 18 of us, i was eliminated at that very last stage with no apparent reason. I thought it was because i dont know people, to date, that event still haunts me to date!!!! Everytime i pass by the Eastern Bypass near JKIA and i see planes flying, i just feel so so bad. But i accepted and moved on Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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chemos wrote:Julie wrote:@ Guka uko wapi?
Tell these boys ...... They have no idea Guka wa bumps!!!! Wercome @chemos.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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