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Swenani
#121 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 12:24:14 PM
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"You know my worry let me tell you this are the government,statehouse camptroller anapiga simu,no one picks, nani huyu warfa what is the name of this Warfa hakuna,chairman wa security anapiga simu hakuna"-Alfred Keter
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rankaz13
#122 Posted : Sunday, January 25, 2015 12:24:22 PM
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Thitifini wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
The grabber's prayer "Forgive me father for I have Singhed"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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#123 Posted : Thursday, January 29, 2015 8:46:07 AM
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Wide diversification is only required when investors do not understand what they are doing - Warren Buffet
“small step for man”
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#124 Posted : Thursday, January 29, 2015 11:53:55 AM
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A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins). Headaches are actually a horrible excuse not to have sex.
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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Ceinz
#125 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 12:06:25 PM
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Pedes wrote:
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins). Headaches are actually a horrible excuse not to have sex.

d'oh!
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Ceinz
#126 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 12:09:56 PM
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I got a call from insurance.
they said:
"U pay us ksh. 6000 every month.
U will get ksh. 10million when U retire".

I replied:
"U reverse the plan"
U give me ksh.10million now. And I will pay U ksh. 6000 every month till I die.

The insurer disconnected the call.
Did I say anything wrong???
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#127 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 2:24:28 PM
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Impunity
#128 Posted : Tuesday, February 03, 2015 4:01:00 PM
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As an unmarried woman.( FYI after 30 you stop being single and start being unmarried)

>> Terryanne Chebet.

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity
#129 Posted : Tuesday, February 03, 2015 4:05:46 PM
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Ceinz wrote:
I got a call from insurance.
they said:
"U pay us ksh. 6000 every month.
U will get ksh. 10million when U retire".

I replied:
"U reverse the plan"
U give me ksh.10million now. And I will pay U ksh. 6000 every month till I die.

The insurer disconnected the call.
Did I say anything wrong???


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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maka
#130 Posted : Tuesday, February 03, 2015 5:29:49 PM
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The size of your dreams must always exceed your current capacity to achieve them. If your dreams do not scare you, they are not big enough. If you start off with a small dream, you may not have much left when it is fulfilled because along the way, life will task your dreams and make demands on you.
— President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Republic of Liberia
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Ceinz
#131 Posted : Wednesday, February 04, 2015 8:06:27 AM
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Impunity wrote:
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As an unmarried woman.( FYI after 30 you stop being single and start being unmarried)

>> Terryanne Chebet.

Applause Applause Applause

He he he!
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Ceinz
#132 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 8:44:26 AM
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The beginning is the most important part of the work - Plato
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Impunity
#133 Posted : Wednesday, February 18, 2015 8:18:17 AM
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Babu wrote:
"...no matter how tall a woman is, she will never urinate on a wall..."


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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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#134 Posted : Wednesday, February 18, 2015 9:40:31 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Babu wrote:
"...no matter how tall a woman is, she will never urinate on a wall..."





d'oh! Not even with shewee?smile
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Ceinz
#135 Posted : Thursday, February 19, 2015 12:25:37 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Babu wrote:
"...no matter how tall a woman is, she will never urinate on a wall..."





d'oh! Not even with shewee?smile

“small step for man”
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Ceinz
#136 Posted : Thursday, February 19, 2015 1:08:36 PM
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People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.
Robert Half
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KIKItheKING
#137 Posted : Thursday, February 19, 2015 6:11:31 PM
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Kelele ya mkundu haibomoi choo
FEAR GOD
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Rankaz13
#138 Posted : Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:36:49 PM
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KIKItheKING wrote:
Kelele ya mkundu haibomoi choo


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku
#139 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:44:54 PM
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After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
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#140 Posted : Monday, February 23, 2015 2:57:45 PM
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Now you cannot set up a "mitura" selling stand in runda, can you?-FRM2011
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