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Valentines 2015
UpcomingPaperChaser
#161 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 1:25:41 PM
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Joined: 1/20/2015
Posts: 489
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Swenani wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
During Valentines i took my chic out to Naivasha, spent a night there, early morning we went to Hells Gate and cycled around the bush and park, took lunch and snacks on top of the rocks under tree shades with giraffes, zebras and gazelles grazing about 20 meters away. Proceeded downward to Olkaria Gorge still cycling, once we reached the tarmack we cycled upto Olkaria Spa and had mad mad mad fun there. The biggest natural hot spa in Africa, very nice views, clean water lovely place, so romantic for couples. we enjoyed the hot water for 3 hours, and then cycled back to Hells Gate Entrance via the Olkaria - Oserian - Rose Flower route. It was amazing, my greatest getaway!!!! Budget yote 6k!!!!

wish i could post pics for you but Wazua is so analogue so posting pics requires several handouts which i dont have!!


No landing took place???

You should have drunk the 6 k if no landing took place



Yenyewe even here in Wazua we got crazy dudes, just like my old Kenyanlist.com. Anyway, to make clarifications to Swenani and friends, landing had to take place by all costs, even before we left Nairobi that evening some landing had occured. Landing also occurred in Naivasha.

We spent the night at Wambuku Hotel, near Equity Bank and CFC Bank Naivasha. Bed and breakfast for 2, 1500/= but the place is so nice, very comfy beds and pillows, extremely clean, fan, hot water and generally good. Spa for 2, 800/= bikes, cycling fee and entrance fee to Hells Gate 2,000/=



Where did you get all the energy to cycle and land? attach photos as evidence of your claims!

IOU,I was told that when a woman rides a horse or cycles she gets wet and she can even orgasm.



Its the power of being a Kalenjin Stallion!!!! She enjoyed it so madly, i want to attach pictures but sijui the way to do so, but as long your chic or wife is in good shape, you can both enjoy the journey. But if the behinds of your partner are like the 25kg bag of rice and her boobz each like 5 liters of Shell Rimula, then just forget, you will enjoy your time in the surgery room
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
MaichBlack
#162 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 1:43:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
Impunity wrote:
Former TV girl made Sh2.34m Valentine's reservation



Rink

See post #136

Link
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Impunity
#163 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 3:21:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Swenani wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
During Valentines i took my chic out to Naivasha, spent a night there, early morning we went to Hells Gate and cycled around the bush and park, took lunch and snacks on top of the rocks under tree shades with giraffes, zebras and gazelles grazing about 20 meters away. Proceeded downward to Olkaria Gorge still cycling, once we reached the tarmack we cycled upto Olkaria Spa and had mad mad mad fun there. The biggest natural hot spa in Africa, very nice views, clean water lovely place, so romantic for couples. we enjoyed the hot water for 3 hours, and then cycled back to Hells Gate Entrance via the Olkaria - Oserian - Rose Flower route. It was amazing, my greatest getaway!!!! Budget yote 6k!!!!

wish i could post pics for you but Wazua is so analogue so posting pics requires several handouts which i dont have!!


No landing took place???

You should have drunk the 6 k if no landing took place



Yenyewe even here in Wazua we got crazy dudes, just like my old Kenyanlist.com. Anyway, to make clarifications to Swenani and friends, landing had to take place by all costs, even before we left Nairobi that evening some landing had occured. Landing also occurred in Naivasha.

We spent the night at Wambuku Hotel, near Equity Bank and CFC Bank Naivasha. Bed and breakfast for 2, 1500/= but the place is so nice, very comfy beds and pillows, extremely clean, fan, hot water and generally good. Spa for 2, 800/= bikes, cycling fee and entrance fee to Hells Gate 2,000/=


There are middle class wazuana who land in Kes.1,500 brohotels?

Sad Sad Sad
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#164 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 3:26:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Swenani wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Swenani wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
During Valentines i took my chic out to Naivasha, spent a night there, early morning we went to Hells Gate and cycled around the bush and park, took lunch and snacks on top of the rocks under tree shades with giraffes, zebras and gazelles grazing about 20 meters away. Proceeded downward to Olkaria Gorge still cycling, once we reached the tarmack we cycled upto Olkaria Spa and had mad mad mad fun there. The biggest natural hot spa in Africa, very nice views, clean water lovely place, so romantic for couples. we enjoyed the hot water for 3 hours, and then cycled back to Hells Gate Entrance via the Olkaria - Oserian - Rose Flower route. It was amazing, my greatest getaway!!!! Budget yote 6k!!!!

wish i could post pics for you but Wazua is so analogue so posting pics requires several handouts which i dont have!!


No landing took place???

You should have drunk the 6 k if no landing took place



Yenyewe even here in Wazua we got crazy dudes, just like my old Kenyanlist.com. Anyway, to make clarifications to Swenani and friends, landing had to take place by all costs, even before we left Nairobi that evening some landing had occured. Landing also occurred in Naivasha.

We spent the night at Wambuku Hotel, near Equity Bank and CFC Bank Naivasha. Bed and breakfast for 2, 1500/= but the place is so nice, very comfy beds and pillows, extremely clean, fan, hot water and generally good. Spa for 2, 800/= bikes, cycling fee and entrance fee to Hells Gate 2,000/=



Where did you get all the energy to cycle and land? attach photos as evidence of your claims!

IOU,I was told that when a woman rides a horse or cycles she gets wet and she can even orgasm.



Its the power of being a Kalenjin Stallion!!!! She enjoyed it so madly, i want to attach pictures but sijui the way to do so, but as long your chic or wife is in good shape, you can both enjoy the journey. But if the behinds of your partner are like the 25kg bag of rice and her boobz each like 5 liters of Shell Rimula, then just forget, you will enjoy your time in the surgery room


Where are the women crusaders? Waphi kina @washiku and @Lolest when @Bigchick needed them most?

Pray Pray Pray
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#165 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 6:01:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
And to imagine that the said @Cynthia is a Vegasonic!

Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

MaichBlack
#166 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 7:40:12 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
Impunity wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
Swenani wrote:
UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:
During Valentines i took my chic out to Naivasha, spent a night there, early morning we went to Hells Gate and cycled around the bush and park, took lunch and snacks on top of the rocks under tree shades with giraffes, zebras and gazelles grazing about 20 meters away. Proceeded downward to Olkaria Gorge still cycling, once we reached the tarmack we cycled upto Olkaria Spa and had mad mad mad fun there. The biggest natural hot spa in Africa, very nice views, clean water lovely place, so romantic for couples. we enjoyed the hot water for 3 hours, and then cycled back to Hells Gate Entrance via the Olkaria - Oserian - Rose Flower route. It was amazing, my greatest getaway!!!! Budget yote 6k!!!!

wish i could post pics for you but Wazua is so analogue so posting pics requires several handouts which i dont have!!


No landing took place???

You should have drunk the 6 k if no landing took place



Yenyewe even here in Wazua we got crazy dudes, just like my old Kenyanlist.com. Anyway, to make clarifications to Swenani and friends, landing had to take place by all costs, even before we left Nairobi that evening some landing had occured. Landing also occurred in Naivasha.

We spent the night at Wambuku Hotel, near Equity Bank and CFC Bank Naivasha. Bed and breakfast for 2, 1500/= but the place is so nice, very comfy beds and pillows, extremely clean, fan, hot water and generally good. Spa for 2, 800/= bikes, cycling fee and entrance fee to Hells Gate 2,000/=


There are middle class wazuana who land in Kes.1,500 brohotels?

Sad Sad Sad

Totally uncalled for!!!

@Impunity - You suffer from serious inferiority complex!!!

Why should it bother you if someone decides to pay 1,500/=, 500/= or whatever???

Where did the cost and brothel even come in? It is how you run your establishment. There are very expensive brothels. It is only that you frequent the cheap ones!!!! And there are very well run cost effective premises.

You think how much you spend on gizzards or whatever makes you who you are?

Man makes money. Money never made a man.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#167 Posted : Tuesday, February 17, 2015 7:48:51 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
washiku wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
washiku wrote:
Who knows whether ladies with a few-weeks newborn remember valentines? #AskingForAFRIENDsmile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Haisaidii.Wembe ni ule ule

Actually it might be worse.

Ever heard of "Perinatal Depression" or "Postpartum Mood Disorders"? You need to Google them NOW!!!


Sad Sad Woi...

@washiku - Visit this thread you see how bad it can get. Click the link on the first post.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
washiku
#168 Posted : Wednesday, February 18, 2015 12:14:54 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
MaichBlack wrote:
washiku wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
washiku wrote:
Who knows whether ladies with a few-weeks newborn remember valentines? #AskingForAFRIENDsmile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Haisaidii.Wembe ni ule ule

Actually it might be worse.

Ever heard of "Perinatal Depression" or "Postpartum Mood Disorders"? You need to Google them NOW!!!


Sad Sad Woi...

@washiku - Visit this thread you see how bad it can get. Click the link on the first post.


Pray Pray Pray Sad God have mercy.
YoungMulla
#169 Posted : Wednesday, February 18, 2015 4:29:43 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 3/14/2012
Posts: 577
Location: Nairobi Kenya
Madam left with 230k bill from Intercon

RINK

Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
Impunity
#170 Posted : Wednesday, February 18, 2015 4:33:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
YoungMulla wrote:
Madam left with 230k bill from Intercon

RINK



Kwani alikula nini?
She was supposed to be eaten.



Quote:
Ms Ogolla, who appeared before Milimani Resident Magistrate Edda Agade, denied the charges and told the court that she was duped by her lover into spending the money at the hotel. She was released on Sh100,000 cash bail.


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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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