Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday?
Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!!
Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her.
Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.